"The difference is I get paid to be obnoxious. Politicians are just obnoxious. Editorial cartoonists are like pit bulls trained to attack at the slightest provocation. I sometimes feel like this hybrid between Edward R. Morrow and the Son of Sam. You need to know who the enemy is to draw conclusions, then draw blood. I'm an equal opportunity offender. If I haven't offended you yet, I will soon."
"While we all have our own perception about what is going on that is filtered through our experience, there is at the bottom the simple truth, which is what I look for."
"When you gotta go, you gotta go. It doesn't make any difference where you're at."