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[–]Misbaa2434 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor little Edu just hanging there, like a doll...😣

[–]kestrel413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bathroom selfies always stink

[–]cmsweenz 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I will never get over how ridiculous all selfies like this look (not just Hilary’s with a baby prop and Cruella Deville eyebrows) .. like who the hell wants a photo of someone staring into their phone .. at least make an attempt to look into the mirror or something..

[–]Misbaa2434 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have wondered that for YEARS

[–]cmsweenz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 glad I’m not the only one

[–]No-Designer3285 17 points18 points  (2 children)

The baby’s face is all of us.... 😳

[–]Few-Brilliant-426[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have my daughters father on his own film me for funny infant times like how she hated the bumbo and it was funny- but loved me bouncing on a ball: there was never this type of weirdly self focused photo where your baby feels like a toilet paper dragged on your shoe you didn’t realize

[–]Few-Brilliant-426[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never took a selfie In the beginning because I was so focused on her! I wanted every moment of her. If I did did they were far and few between. And Much older when she could hold up her own head or talk? Not looking at her baby In this is beyond bizarre scary mentally ill

[–]Goodbye_Kitty1012 7 points8 points  (1 child)

More like he woke the nanny up at 5am. Who does she think she's fooling??

[–]Few-Brilliant-426[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I ever woke up at five am with my baby girl in 2012 I wasn’t taking a single picture selfie lol you bet you bottom dollar those things are the moments you hold to your memories for life times.

[–]carolbell123 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Glued to the phone. God I hate what this world has become.

[–]Few-Brilliant-426[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is like a still in nurse rachet

[–]Both-Initiative-4036 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The baby looks so sad :(

[–]Existing-Leopard-998 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe she’s back in full force. 😱I could let it go if she’d just come clean. I’m not even on Instagram I just go to see what she’s posted because I can’t get over the accent and blaming it all on the media. Why does she get to get away with it? It’s all so unjust. I wish I didn’t care, but it bothers me. I’ve lied in my lifetime and have apologized for it...why won’t she?

[–]impartingthehair 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a picture of her kids smiling in one of her IG stories.

[–]MataHairi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just take care of your plethora of kids, Hilary. That baby looks over her shit, too.

[–]MallorcanMalarkey 10 points11 points  (1 child)

She is looking more Vulcan than Spanish here.

[–]carolbell123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t see anything except that eyebrow.

[–]Previous-Sleep-3407 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sharing = caring? Lol I care about you, so I will let you hear my baby.

[–]Previous-Sleep-3407 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She hangs out in the bathroom a lot. I guess that's where the biggest mirrors are.

[–]Michikobbz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Also, can a someone tell me why she looks at her phone and not the camera? That’s weird. Why?

[–]EvangelineRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s because she’s taking a picture of herself in the mirror. She’s looking at the preview of the picture on her camera screen. If you instead look at yourself straight on in the mirror, it looks better in the photo, but you risk not having the camera positioned correctly (because you can’t see it anymore). And if you actually take the picture straight on, you’d have the camera in front of your face, blocking your face in the mirror. (Yup, I have experience with this lol. But usually just to get my sister’s opinion on an outfit, not to post on Instagram!)

[–]Michikobbz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No one fucking cares Hillary!

[–]BodhiBuddha7 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sleepy...but with a perfect cat eye and highlight below and above her eyebrow. What an utter asshole

[–]Arabracer1 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Those angry bird brows don’t suit her face.

[–]PugSanctuary 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–]Existing-Leopard-998 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are they tattooed on? What’s going on there? Joan Crawford vibes!!

[–]yogikate 20 points21 points  (1 child)

she always likes to compare her kids to young alec. Posting side by side, just a reminder she got pregnant by a man who use to be attractive 40 years ago

[–]Big_Ad5272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol good point

[–]Seniee 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I look good right now so it's time to grab the baby prop.

[–]Dee_Isssa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ain’t that the truth!

[–]hyeallthetime_415 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Never trust anyone who uses comic sans

[–]Big_Ad5272 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

[–]palomabarcelona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FACTS! And also 🤣🤣🤣

[–]tiletart 19 points20 points  (1 child)

At least she has her robe closed this time!

[–]palomabarcelona 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...for now...

[–]Doubt_Agitated 34 points35 points  (2 children)

She spends an awful lot of time in her bathroom staring at herself- WTF

[–]Few-Brilliant-426[S] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Eyes not on the child

[–]Neo-neo-neo 20 points21 points  (2 children)

She’s starting to have a real Celine Dion look about her. I like Celine Dion but unfortunately she and HB are not aging well.

[–]palomabarcelona 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just made me picture Hillary singing “Because You Loved Me” to herself in the mirror 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Honest-Roof232 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They are both too thin so then they look old and gaunt.

[–]Big_Ad5272 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I'm doubling down, people!

  1. That baby isn't that cute 😈

  2. That baby has choice resting "WTF?" face in every pic she posts of him 😯

  3. That baby is her human shield 🛡️

[–]1QT4U 24 points25 points  (0 children)

People usually post cute pics of their baby, either smiling, laughing or just a cute pic. Her baby is just hanging there all sad looking. This pic was about her. She had to look good, doesn’t care how the baby looked.

[–]Bespectacled_raven 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Something about this photo looks shopped, but it might just be a filter.

[–]palomabarcelona 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely a filter.

[–]seasong01 17 points18 points  (2 children)

sure, everyone wears make up at this time...

[–]Big_Ad5272 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The extra Botox, the tattooed eyebrows, the giant phone, the baby just slung there, dangling, like she could give a shit...

I just can't w/ u, Hilaria...

[–]seasong01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i suppose she feels the urge to be presentable at all times...

[–]sashie_belle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The eyebrows. Again, an even dumber decision than pretending to be Spanish for 10 years.

[–]cocobundles 11 points12 points  (2 children)

At least she’s not wearing tiny black lace ?

[–]PugSanctuary 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or is she?😭

[–]cocobundles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😁 too true

[–]chanpie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That baby looks so bored.

[–]WhyNot-1969 18 points19 points  (3 children)

She thinks she's being funny &/or cute, but she's passive agressive or just straight up aggressive.

[–]quetedigo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

this is such a good point. she’s being passive aggressive with her own audience.

[–]WhyNot-1969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. If I have to suffer, the rest of you are gonna suffer too!

[–]palomabarcelona 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Passive aggressive for sure.

I have yet to see her be funny or cute in her 5k+ Instagram posts.

[–]angelaswhip 18 points19 points  (4 children)

I believe she has makeup on. The highlight on her scary brows give it away. If they weren’t so huge she might of gotten away with it

[–]Big_Ad5272 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Yep. Fresh out of the shower just before bed we all wear it makeup!

[–]PugSanctuary 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Gotta cake on that theatre style for Gramps Alec. He needs his readers. 🤓

[–]Existing-Leopard-998 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]tea_and_strumpets 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Definitely. You can see the eyeliner too.

[–]Good-Entertainment35 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Gah!!! Most moms would chose pictures where the baby is smiling, making a funny face, etc. Not our Hilaria. It’s clear that the most important thing to her is that she looks good. The child is secondary. I’ve seen this dynamic in so many (most?) of her photos.

[–]PugSanctuary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s a child?

[–]henrylouie 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I’ve never seen joy on her babies’ faces. In her company, they are not joyful. How sad is that from such an early age! Her focus is always on herself. Children feel that. If this whole hullabaloo didn’t involve children it would be a lot more fun.

[–]dazed63 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because they don't know who she is

[–]palomabarcelona 17 points18 points  (4 children)

You know she’s the type to post a group photo where everyone else is mid-sneeze, eyes closed, not looking, but she looks good, and then say “omg you guys, I love this pic of ussssss!”

[–]Existing-Leopard-998 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You’re a comic genius!’🤣

[–]palomabarcelona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why thank you!

[–]Big_Ad5272 6 points7 points  (1 child)



[–]Honest-Roof232 13 points14 points  (3 children)

She’s putting herself out there, so I can observe that she is looking very haggard. The too dark hair and eyebrows aren’t helping,. Put away the phone and read a book, Señora.

[–]PugSanctuary 2 points3 points  (2 children)

She went wayyyyyyyyyyy (muy) overboard with those B R O W S 🥸💀

[–]Honest-Roof232 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She looks like Cruella Deville

[–]HurtingHead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why no smile?

[–]WindEgg 15 points16 points  (1 child)

That baby's got hell to pay. He woke her up at 5am, dammit!

[–]Big_Ad5272 9 points10 points  (0 children)



[–]seaweed_love 15 points16 points  (2 children)

"Aww hell no, you are NOT going to shame me away from Insta when I just friggin figured out how to do the cute lil stickers crap!!!"
Is she afraid Alec will leave her for a younger woman with a hardcore sticker + sparkles aesthetic? Her next grift is to become Jojo Siwa?

[–]Big_Ad5272 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She has a secret partnership w/ Lisa Frank's new digital space

[–]huesosymariposas 29 points30 points  (3 children)

I couldn’t recognize her with that big robe on. But, then I saw the eyebrow.

[–]Kind_Soil5247 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It’s not her eyebrow, it’s her fallen hairline

[–]Big_Ad5272 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Too many browlifts/too much botox!

[–]Electrical-Orchid-25 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The baby’s expression is resignation & “oh shit”, 5th in line & now his turn to be the prop her IG photos are organized around. Hillary looks demonic here, this lady has an agenda!

[–]rickysayshey 39 points40 points  (3 children)

It is kinda hilarious, watching her INCH her way to almost being naked again.

[–]spanishgrift 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Hahah it is. It almost feels like a threat. The internet is going to see it whether we like it or not.

[–]palomabarcelona 34 points35 points  (1 child)

“Let me be rilly rilly clear: you WILL see my underwear selfies soon”

[–]palomabarcelona 35 points36 points  (2 children)

PUT THE PHONE DOWN, Hillary. This poor kid probably thinks that’s what your face looks like at this point - the back of an iPhone.

And sharing is not always fucking caring.


[–]Few-Brilliant-426[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly ughhhhhhhhhhg

[–]PugSanctuary 42 points43 points  (3 children)

That BROW needs a sub reddit of it's own.

[–]JillYogi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That gave me a chuckle.

[–]palomabarcelona 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there, JillYogi!

[–]Gigi226 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OMG - that's the truth! lol

[–]chickpeainapod 54 points55 points  (7 children)

Come on, you uncultured American swine - don’t you all take a bunch of selfies when your baby or kid wakes you up in the middle of the night? This is standard parenting behavior in Esthpaña.

Edit: I just got downvoted! She’s here!

[–]invertedliver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

come in to downvote & flee......what a bunch of pepino pussies!

[–]moonlighting777 13 points14 points  (5 children)

You think?

[–]chickpeainapod 19 points20 points  (4 children)

I mean if someone else is downvoting me for that comment it seems pretty random. She and/or Alec, or their “people” have been here before under different new accounts.

[–]spanishgrift 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I got downvoted yesterday for saying her family doesn’t care about her. I think that may have struck a nerve big enough to make her eyebrow lift a few more inches.

[–]moonlighting777 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Understand!. It's all just so weird. But, yeah, why would someone go to the trouble to come n defend them here. They can go to their IG accounts n do that...

[–]palomabarcelona 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Not hers - her comments are still off

[–]moonlighting777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh right! I forgot!

[–]AzansBeautyStore 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What exactly is wrong with her?? I’m not on Instagram so is this the normal thing that ‘celebrity moms’ do-just create inane posts with stupid little gifs??

[–]Guest218 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Is it just me or was she born with that permanent smirk from birth?

[–]palomabarcelona 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Resting Smug Face

[–]Big_Ad5272 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perma-smirk. Unfortunately my mega-arrogant brother has it, too, in every pic we take of him. Love him but don't love that.

[–]Commercial_hater 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Smuggest-ass smirk ever!

[–]1QT4U 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Oh no! She’s in a robe. She will be removing her clothing with each picture until she’s down to her bra and panties again. This is a dumb ass picture anyway.

[–]Far_Example_9150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will barf in my mouth when that happens

[–]Big_Ad5272 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an IG slow-roll strip tease!

[–]Guest218 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Oh oh....it’s almost boob time! She will have the T & A out by next week just watch. My grandson learned at 6 months to grab his moms phone out of her hand. He learned to hold items and promptly grabbed her phone and threw it across the room. Even the baby knows its wack to have a phone attached like one was born with it

[–]Big_Ad5272 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good for your grandbaby!

[–]Shannonbonejones 33 points34 points  (0 children)

How much attention does this asshole need??? Ugh!!

[–]Background_Ad_4119 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's really sad that now a days mom always has a cell phone in her hand and the baby is just learning from his narcissist mother.