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[–]craylash 2235 points2236 points  (14 children)

He's wearing it like a badge of honor.

[–]Autoboat 1657 points1658 points  (6 children)

Her: Oh my! What will my friends and family think if I'm spotted in such a compromising situation!?

Him: You're damn right I was tapping that

[–]TecHnicalRHetor 211 points212 points  (3 children)

I like this comment

[–]gabetheone 114 points115 points  (2 children)

that is what the upvote button is for

[–]Mithrawndo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

brain explodes

I guess. Kinda. Argh.

[–]beer_is_tasty 176 points177 points  (4 children)

Guy probably planned the earthquake just to show off

[–]craylash 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Even planned it so his ex-girl saw the news projected on a blimp over her wedding day that sly dog

[–]StalyCelticStu 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Did the Earth move for you love ?

[–]Scarletfapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I expected you to though

[–]Puzzleheaded-Nobody 10.3k points10.3k points  (89 children)

"I'm gonna rock your world babe"

[–]jgrace2112 3658 points3659 points  (56 children)

He’s got that look like “yeah that was all me!”

[–]samejimaT 845 points846 points  (49 children)

wait a minute is he pitching a tent in this picture? holy cow that looks like a helluva Schwanzstucker!

[–]zymurgist69 321 points322 points  (29 children)

[–]lousy_at_handles 122 points123 points  (20 children)

Teri Garr in Young Frankenstein is an all-time top 10 movie babe.

[–]amphibious_rodent13 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Also Mr. Mom

[–]touchofevil58 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Indeed!

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    [–]touchofevil58 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    Damn I forgot about the woobie! I need to watch that movie again. Recently had a lil 220/221 beer/ scotch exchange here and no one else got it. Philistines!

    [–]IWasGregInTokyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    What knockers!!

    [–]theels6 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    What is this lmao

    [–]honeybear003 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Young Frankenstein

    [–]Garofoli 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Amazing is what it is. First time seeing this as well

    [–]Buglepost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    He’s going to be very popular

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        [–]Gezeni 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        I'm thinking that's her left hand

        [–]prune42 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        He is a "Grower,Not a Show'er"!

        [–]JovialBarbarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Icicles are formed;
        Tall Tommy...

        [–]KentuckyFriedEel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        [high fives the ground]

        [–]din7 70 points71 points  (5 children)

        I can't find any fault in this.

        [–]Tescolarger 42 points43 points  (2 children)

        Do you catch my continental drift baby?

        [–]squeda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Uh yeah, you laid it out on a tectonic plate for us!

        [–]agoia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        We're gonna have a little Strike-Slip tonight, girl. The safe word is (Mg,Fe)7 Si8 O22 OH2 (Reddit formatting forces me to use superscript instead of subscript)

        [–]Lazerninja7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Get out. Take my upvote and get out.

        [–]Ranger7381 43 points44 points  (0 children)

        "Did the earth move for you?"

        On the other hand, have to give him props for thinking of bringing the bedspread

        [–]Five_Pounds_of_Ants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        "If the earth is a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'" (unless you are an emergency rescue crew saving us from an earthquake)

        [–]NobbleberryWot 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        Earth shattering.

        [–]DocRichardson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Caught fault that response!

        [–]dead_finger 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        ahhh I was justing to make this joke. Well played sir

        [–]PatrioticDildo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        earth shattering hump

        [–]Piffli 5332 points5333 points  (41 children)

        Well, if the earthquake is strong enough, then they don't even have to move.

        [–]rootbeerislifeman 2160 points2161 points  (15 children)

        Look at Mr. Efficiency over here

        [–]imagine1149 387 points388 points  (11 children)

        This is so hilarious

        [–]huevos_good 65 points66 points  (0 children)

        Working smarter, not harder...well not harder than he already is

        [–]MoesTavernRegular 39 points40 points  (1 child)

        When the Earthquake hits at the wrong right time.

        [–]prybarwindow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        When you get to tell the story forever how you caused an earthquake!

        [–]ryohazuki88 52 points53 points  (1 child)

        Just saw a post about bill gates hiring a lazy person to do difficult jobs... does this apply?

        [–]AbsolutelyOrchid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Yes. Also, meta.

        [–]AtlantisTheEmpire 35 points36 points  (7 children)

        Just buy a sailboat.

        [–]80mate 28 points29 points  (0 children)

        Because of the implication

        [–]_zero_fox 16 points17 points  (5 children)

        You just discovered what waterbeds are for.

        [–]AtlantisTheEmpire 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        There’s more motion with my lotion.

        [–]playerIII 6 points7 points  (3 children)

        Having had a water bed way back when trying to think what it'd be like fucking in one just seems like an excersise in exhaustion.

        Your thrusts would either be slow to match the wake or you'd be fighting the inertia on the beds ripples

        [–]AtlantisTheEmpire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I got head on a water bed haha. 5 times in one sitting of watching Water World. !!!! I just now put together that I saw Water World on a water bed.

        [–]codylilley 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        If the people engaged in coitus are doing a good enough job. They won’t notice the earthquake

        [–]KetchupIsABeverage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Bill Gates wants to know your location

        [–]YourEatingThatWrong 3162 points3163 points  (29 children)

        Honestly I like this picture. There’s something both funny and human about this.

        Edit: I’m really proud this is my most upvoted comment. It’s a wholesome comment.

        [–]Milkslinger 1484 points1485 points  (12 children)

        They seem so calm about it, considering the circumstances. Impossible to tell for sure, but you just get the feeling that they're getting a good laugh out of this. It's also funny that the guy seems proud of his achievement and the lady is concerned with the earthquake.

        [–]YourEatingThatWrong 451 points452 points  (3 children)

        Right, I also feel this is going to be a story they tell several years after the fact. Especially if they had a child from this? Lol that kid would be the quake baby.

        I also love how people around them aren’t drawing attention to it. Everyone was up until this point was living a very normal routine.

        [–]boyferret 96 points97 points  (0 children)

        Well depends on the timing on who was first to stop, him or the earthquake.

        [–]Lowelll 70 points71 points  (4 children)

        Love the little guy in the back checking them out, too.

        [–]The_BenL 23 points24 points  (2 children)

        Pretty sure that's a child lol

        [–]pyronius 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        Nah. Just a tiny dude bumming a lift from his best gal.

        [–]Grievous_Nix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, they don’t seem to be worried by the earthquake that much. The girl is like “my god, this is so embarassing, what will everyone say?” and the guy is like “I’ll be telling this story in bars for years”

        [–]Dingleberrydreams 80 points81 points  (8 children)

        It's actually quite sweet haha

        [–]vita10gy 102 points103 points  (7 children)

        And honestly, good on em. Better to be naked in public than dead. I have to imagine more than zero quake/fire/etc deaths every year are because someone had to "quick get dressed".

        [–]IthacanPenny 5 points6 points  (4 children)

        I lived in a huge dorm my freshman year of college (~3000 people). The fire alarm went off while I was in the shower with shampoo in my hair. I rinsed, but I didn’t get dressed. Hustling down 14 flights of stairs was... not fun.

        [–]NCC1701-D-ong 49 points50 points  (0 children)

        It's quite possibly the best couple picture of all time. Who can top that?

        [–]impasta_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

        The girl looks like she's thinking "oh no an earthquake, and we're outside with no clothes" and the guys like "doesn't matter, got laid"

        [–]grubas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        It would happen in college when people pulled the fire alarm at random hours, there’d be people in bathrobes, underwear or just with bedding thrown over them. Nobody really gave a shit except your friends.

        [–]LaVidaYokel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Its kind of hot.

        [–]rorschach2992 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        We are all naked under our clothes.

        [–]bill-never-died-imo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        They are humans

        [–]Orchestra-of-Ahh 2295 points2296 points  (26 children)

        Maybe they caused it?

        [–]henryhyde 1065 points1066 points  (20 children)

        Her: Do you feel that, I think its an earthquake???

        Him: Just ride it out baby!!!

        [–]din7 308 points309 points  (18 children)

        Must have been at least a 7 on the Dichter scale.

        [–]htt_novaq 7 points8 points  (4 children)

        Took me a few seconds, because that word actually exists in German and means poet.

        It's not pronounced how you think it is

        [–]dead_finger 90 points91 points  (9 children)

        DickedHer scale **

        [–]Jezza672 167 points168 points  (8 children)

        [–]getnakedhavefun 21 points22 points  (7 children)

        Reddit adores making jokes more obvious. It's pretty much a horse beating factory.

        [–]xinxy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Reddit is more of a meat beating factory but yours is a pretty fair assessment too.

        [–]FirstDayJedi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I didn't realize AC/DC's "you shook me all night long" was that literal

        [–]cuchiplancheo 1308 points1309 points  (52 children)

        Last summer, i was in my flat when it started to quake. Coming from a place where quakes are the norm, I went about my business because it was a minor quake. My GF panicked; opened the door and headed out and insisted I should too. I took too long for her taste and headed out without me. I eventually met her outside along with all the neighbors. So many people were in their underwear outside; this happened late in the evening.

        Apparently, in her country, even new buildings are built like shit and are not safe during earthquakes.

        Edit: Since people are asking, at the time, I was in Mexico.

        2nd Edit: Building Collapse in 2017 Earthquake in Mexico City

        [–]polecy 124 points125 points  (6 children)

        If it's in Mexico City, its not just that the buildings are not up to code but the city is built on top of a lake.

        [–]cuchiplancheo 89 points90 points  (5 children)

        that the buildings are not up to code but the city is built on top of a lake.

        DEFINITELY not up to code. When we were shopping for a home, the realtor showed us, they showed us flats during their construction phase. And, I was horrified of what I was seeing; everything seemed half-assed.

        [–]Sam_arsvard 38 points39 points  (2 children)

        They just have less codes, same situation with certain parts of China that you see in 360p gifs

        [–]Brobman11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        So little code reality is actually 360p.

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          [–]ScopePerspective 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          Indeed, it takes motivation, confidence, risk-appetite etc. etc. to leave what is comfortable and start fresh. Those qualities tend to bode well for economic / skill success.

          And, which is why I personally wish there were more opportunities for these special people in their home countries.

          [–]AtlantisTheEmpire 64 points65 points  (6 children)

          Haha last time I was in Mexico this German girl convinced me to skinny dip with her in the ocean. Besides this being a bad idea because of tiger sharks at night, some little Mexican dude in Jean cutoffs and a sombrero leapt out of the foliage and stole all of our clothes.

          Had to walk back to the hotel with her through the streets naked. She was a total babe tho so... worth it?

          [–]magicmidget 40 points41 points  (1 child)

          Alright, but how much did you pay that guy?

          [–]AtlantisTheEmpire 26 points27 points  (0 children)

          HAHAHAHAHA. Nah he actually got my debit card so I had to bum off my friend the rest of the trip.

          He didn’t get any cash hit he got some decent Vans out of the deal(steal).

          [–]thealterlion 28 points29 points  (20 children)

          Where was it? Japan? Chile?

          [–]thepsycholeech 107 points108 points  (11 children)

          No way it’s Japan, but I hate it when people say “[my] country” and don’t say where it is! I like to know things, tell me where!

          [–]thealterlion 20 points21 points  (9 children)

          Why not? Earthquakes are quite common there

          [–]thepsycholeech 72 points73 points  (8 children)

          Super common but structures are generally well built there.

          [–]thealterlion 22 points23 points  (7 children)

          Yes. But he said that he came from a place where quakes where common. Not that he lived in one

          [–]thepsycholeech 34 points35 points  (6 children)

          Oh, we’re talking about different people. I was referring to the “her country” with the badly structured buildings.

          [–]thealterlion 15 points16 points  (5 children)

          Oh. That makes sense. A was referring to him

          [–]thepsycholeech 5 points6 points  (4 children)

          Either way it’d sure be nice if op would tell us to which countries he is referring!

          [–]14andSoBrave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          That's on you for not knowing which country. Next time be there when they shower so you know.

          [–]PamIllise 21 points22 points  (4 children)

          Here in Chile the norm is, only to panick if you can't stand up lol nah. I remember when we had an 8.8 earthqueake. It was around 3 am and for some reason my dad was the only one sleeping at that time. My mom had to wake him up when the movement wasnt stopping and he just kept sleeping

          [–]HiyAF-287 320 points321 points  (9 children)

          Imagine this happened to you, AND YOU SEE SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE

          [–]HaythamKenawy 100 points101 points  (4 children)

          gotta smile

          [–]HiyAF-287 27 points28 points  (2 children)

          Say cheese!

          [–]beet111 17 points18 points  (1 child)

          Don't tell me what to do

          [–]HiyAF-287 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          …if you feel like it

          [–]Nugur 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          Imagine that’s not her real bf and this was the way he found out

          [–]HiyAF-287 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          I mean, he would just take the duvet

          [–]YourEatingThatWrong 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          I think I would laugh and smile. They’re not doing anything wrong, they were just caught doing something very normal. Like what are the odds in this life lol.

          [–]L0st_R0nin 513 points514 points  (37 children)

          This happened during college.

          I was using the shared kitchen and was cooking bacon. It got very smokey, very quickly and I set off the fire alarm. The whole dorm was evacuated. I knew it was me that did it, so I ran up the less-used staircase (no elevator so I wouldn't get caught) with a hot frying pan in hand to my room to hide the evidence. I then quickly went downstairs and outside to find a couple wrapped in only a blanket in the cold. I FELT SO BAD.

          Though it took less than 15 mins for the fire marshal to arrive, I still felt so guilty. Beyond boiling water for pasta, I never used that kitchen again.

          [–]papayaa2 205 points206 points  (9 children)

          sorry to ask but how and where do you hide a hot and smokey frying pan?

          [–]-ihavenoname- 162 points163 points  (1 child)

          He hid it under the roof that had caught fire.

          [–]L0st_R0nin 89 points90 points  (5 children)

          I have no issues with people questioning the story.

          I threw the bacon in the garbage and dumped the oil in the sink. When I hit my room, I put the pan in the sink of the bathroom under cold water, got my jacket and placed the pan in my room. I was the last one out.

          [–]Vesper_Sweater 45 points46 points  (2 children)

          Same thing happened to my buddy/roomate except he just abandoned ship on the pan. I met him outside and I was like "this seems too late to be a drill" and he admitted to me privately that he was making a grilled cheese lol. College fire alarms are awful I never bothered cooking in the dorms.

          [–]Jack1jack2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          Under all of the dryer lint that’s been building up

          [–]readergrl56 69 points70 points  (11 children)

          One of my biggest fears in college was being that person taking a shower when the fire alarm goes off.

          There was at least one at every evacuation.

          [–]eddyathome 29 points30 points  (7 children)

          Happened to me and I didn't give a shit because we had so many false alarms. I toweled off, went back to my room, grabbed some pants, a shirt, jacket, and sneakers, and only then did I go out. The RA yelled at me and gave me a $25 fine but I sure as hell wasn't going out in the winter in flip flops and a bathrobe.

          [–]Cuckleberry_Finn_ 23 points24 points  (4 children)

          They fined you for not leaving? Wack. They always did fire alarms during the mornings, and I was a depressed stoner so I just slept through them

          [–]ZaMr0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          They did ours between 12-4am, people did not give a shit and came down barely dressed half the time.

          [–]eddyathome 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          They loved fining people. It was because "I didn't comply in a timely manner with an authorized alarm" but it was only like five minutes top and it was the third alarm that week so I just didn't care anymore.

          [–]taiThinking 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          I live in northern MN so I feel like if somebody fined you for getting dressed they should also owe you for the hospital bill you don't accrue? Like, sorry I put my coat on but that's $300 in frostbite costs that you're not paying?

          [–]a-curious-guy 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          Just grab a shirt and shorts. No need to dry off or put on underwear, and it only takes another 15 seconds of your time.

          [–]one_faraway 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          or grab a bathrobe and claim you sleep in it.

          [–]Beavshak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          ... I don’t think the act of taking a shower was the potentially embarrassing part

          [–]raflov16 19 points20 points  (1 child)

          In college, I was hanging out with this girl in her room when the fire alarm went off. I thought I had it bad because I borrowed one of her hoodies and went out wearing shorts and flip flops in the winter, but then this girl came out wrapped in a towel, still dripping from taking a shower. The culprit was a girl who was cooking rice in the microwave (I didn’t even know you could do this) but she forgot to put water in the container where she was cooking the rice

          [–]NoraaTheExploraa 14 points15 points  (2 children)

          I always assumed they could tell which alarm tripped the system.

          [–]L0st_R0nin 25 points26 points  (1 child)

          Absolutely. That's exactly why I didn't want to be there.

          [–]PretendLock 9 points10 points  (1 child)

          lol a guy i knew in college set off the fire alarm causing the entire chemistry labs building to be evacuated. He was supposed to have used a particular chemical but didn't check to make sure he'd measured out the right one, and then lo and behold, when he added it to another chemical, it created a puff of smoke. He said it dissipated super quickly so he didn't expect anything to happen, but then the alarms started blaring. He really wanted my sympathy at the time but I just told him frankly that that was incredibly stupid.

          [–]thefalloftroy 227 points228 points  (5 children)

          Imagine blowing your load and the earth quakes...

          [–]RealSeif47 83 points84 points  (1 child)

          Calm down Zeus

          [–]dikzakkiedik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Poseidon is the god of earthquakes though

          [–]rarthurr4 16 points17 points  (1 child)

          The second coming........

          [–]keenedge422[🍰] 214 points215 points  (9 children)

          He claims it was a 7.5 earthquake, but she knows it was closer to a 5.

          [–]touchofevil58 24 points25 points  (1 child)

          Well he measured from the epicenter...

          [–]Usgarden 21 points22 points  (2 children)

          Sometimes a comment is so perfect, it just gets upvoted without any replies, as no reply can match the brilliance of the parent.

          [–]epiclabtime 92 points93 points  (0 children)

          Man I saw this sort of thing happen once. In uni our student accommodation was in blocks of four, two flats of girls, two flats of guys. We had our suspicions about this one girl and one guy that they’d started dating but wouldn’t tell anyone and we kept asking them but they continued to deny it.

          One night at 2am or something the first alarm goes off on a cold winter night. We all go and assemble outside and low and behold we see this guy naked and wrapped in his duvet (just like the pic)...with a girl...but it was a different one! Turns out we were right that he was dating one of the girls but we were wrong about which one!

          [–]cup-of-tea-76 249 points250 points  (12 children)

          Is there a right time?

          [–]RenderedWheel69 281 points282 points  (7 children)

          In an airplane

          [–]FireLizard_ 53 points54 points  (3 children)

          Mile High Club is still offering membership.

          [–]EagleIO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          There is a wong time

          [–]Ellice909 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          30 minutes before the work day is over.

          [–]Chilkoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Waiting for those photocopies to finish up?

          [–]Deafca7 311 points312 points  (13 children)

          Based on their expressions alone, I'm assuming it was her turn.

          Saved by the tectonic activity.

          [–]Dhoy1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

          You win this round.

          [–]DieserBene 30 points31 points  (11 children)

          Her turn? Wdym by that?

          [–]AppleMan102 34 points35 points  (6 children)

          I’ll keep this as adult as possible as I see comments getting deleted. Her turn to climax.

          [–]thisisnotjr 9 points10 points  (4 children)

          Do people make it a turn base activity? I try to make sure my partner cums more than me.

          [–]The_Hunster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          Sure, but typically someone's gonna be first.

          [–]jacklord392 25 points26 points  (2 children)

          It's like that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

          [–]alinearis 11 points12 points  (1 child)

          "Hey Larry! We survived!"

          [–]PhysicsFornicator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Holocaust survivor: "We were forced to work all hours of the day!" Survivor contestant: "Oh yeah, well we didn't even a gym"

          [–]maskthestars 93 points94 points  (7 children)

          I feel like it might be sort of a humble brag on their part.

          [–]serbianslave 25 points26 points  (4 children)

          Yup, would have taken less than a minute to put on pants and shirt. But i guess it depends on how bad the quake was.

          [–]Tescolarger 61 points62 points  (0 children)

          Considering that the average earthquake only lasts 10-30 seconds, I don't think they had many minutes lying around to spare

          [–]CARROTS_IN_MY_ANUS 20 points21 points  (2 children)

          If an earthquake hits, getting dressed is the last thing I'm thinking.

          [–]guera08 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          My dorm in college had obnoxiously loud fire alarms. They went off while I was in the middle of a shower one (cold) night and I remember throwing clothes on over wet skin and grabbing my blanket off my bed on the way out. That was not a fun 45 minutes waiting to be let back into the building with wet hair and damp clothes, but at least I had clothes.

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            [–]Bayerrc 29 points30 points  (5 children)

            Just to get this straight, you go to furry conventions that end in hotel parties and orgies and shit, but your "quite the experience" moment was people standing awkwardly in the streets doing nothing?

            [–]PamIllise 25 points26 points  (4 children)

            I was once taking a shower when a quake happened, my mom dragged me out of the bathroom while I was desperatly trying to grab a towel

            [–]strawhut 11 points12 points  (3 children)

            What happened? Did you grab a towel?

            [–]PamIllise 12 points13 points  (2 children)

            Yeah but not before everyone in my house saw me naked lol. It was a strong quake but I still cringe at the fact that I had to stand in nothing but a towel at the front door of my house lol

            [–]Ardnaif 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            I mean, it's your house, right? It's not like everyone in there hasn't probably seen you naked at some point or another, at least.

            [–]Trektopus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            Look at the smile on his face.

            [–]IM_SAD_PM_TITS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

            I live on the ring of fire. I worry about this all the time. We had an earthquake a couple months ago, it wasn't strong to cause damage, but was strong enough to scare you. My hanging lights were swaying pretty good. I was watching TV in my boxers, ripped up boxers where your balls hang out (laundry day). I was so worried that my building would collapse and I'd find myself outside with my nuts hanging out and everyone looking at me. Then I realized I'd just say that my boxers ripped in the fall.

            [–]Erioph47 11 points12 points  (3 children)

            Well at least it's not the time the fire alarm went off and my girl hobbled out of the hotel in knee high boots with four inch heels and me padding after her on a leash in a dog mask with a horsehair buttplug/ tail

            [–]loztriforce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            This happened to me in the WA earthquake of 2001.
            Was getting it on and the shaking started, we ended up outside just like this. Waved to the neighbor.

            [–]Nathaniel820 11 points12 points  (3 children)

            That baby's trying to sneek a peak.

            [–]DrDizzle93 5 points6 points  (2 children)

            For real, got the look like, "move, homie damn. Chick got her tiddies out!".

            [–]AskGoverntale 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            Looks like he wasn’t the only thing going down on her

            [–]Whydidideletemyaccou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Seems like the right time to him.

            [–]Mini_Mega 2 points3 points  (3 children)

            Something similar happened to someone I used to know, she told me that the fire alarm in their apartment building went off while they were doing it and they ended up having to go outside in a blanket, much like this couple.

            [–]nibbot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            “When the building starts rockin’, don’t come knocking”

            [–]Lil_chikchik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            They did it so good the earth climaxed with them.

            [–]phreakzilla85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            “That was unbelievable! I felt the earth move!”