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Deaf woman is surprised to learn that a certain action makes noise by artemismoon0215 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]TheHellcatBandit 69 points70 points  (0 children)

That’s what I did! Dated a deaf gal about 10 years ago. Learned ASL just for her. We broke up about a year later, but I continued to learn ASL because it’s really handy at times.

Mom catches her son with his very odd looking xbox remote by Galaxorian in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Tjc704 272 points273 points  (0 children)

I remember back when this video first started making rounds I was 17 and my mom found my volcano vape and when she confronted me I hit her with the “what the frick” from this video thinking she would laugh but nah she was pissed

When your mom scolds you by ATJWen in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]iWanTD1ckP1cs-NOW 2308 points2309 points  (0 children)

“But mom”



Edit: thank you kind stranger for my first award. No clue why I got it but thank you. And to all you others that upvoted: thanks guys! You made me speechless.

Pregnant side chick crashes wedding by thorr26 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]troyavivz 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Anthony’s whole soul left his body, looked at him and said “you on your own homie” and flew away when he heard that.

Woman prepares for gender reveal party by wilymon in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]bubblegummustard 507 points508 points  (0 children)

At least she shit is all over her own grass and not some public park

Woman prepares for gender reveal party by wilymon in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]seanbiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank god the world was spared another fucking gender reveal party

Woman prepares for gender reveal party by wilymon in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]CuminYouth -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Serves her right. Super stupid and narcissistic to hold events like this. No one cares, Betty!

The flexibility of this knife by farrukhsshah in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Ayirek 236 points237 points  (0 children)

god damn, I never thought I'd read a perfect comment but here you are.

edit- lmao gold for this? Thank you kind stranger, you are attractive and fun at parties!

98-yr old gramps can't handle the truth by FacelessOnes in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Mind_Extract 817 points818 points 3 (0 children)

That's almost verbatim what his wife said in memoriam

Guess I'm Grandpa Medusa now by Sahri4feedin in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]haribomonster69 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Kid: Can we have Tekashi 69?

Mum: We already have Tekashi 69 at home

Tekashi 69 at home

Guy accidentally eat the world's hottest chilli pepper that lasts 6 hours in your mouth by Tutrois in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]boringoldcookie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Afaik, it could indeed do damage(potentially permanently?) The way ghost peppers (800K to >1m Scoville units) act when you eat them is by triggering the death of the first layer of epidermal cells in your esophagus to prevent those enzymes from reaching the deeper layers of tissues &/or causing you to suffocate, destroy internal organs, or ulcerate and bleed out. The inflammatory response to the cell death is, I believe, part of the pain response as the enzymes interact with the body's nociceptors to get you to stop ingesting it.

I have no idea how thick the cell layers are in the eyes. Struggling to find that diagram in my mind's eye. But I can imagine the main issue would be scar tissue, right, after it heals?

P.s. people have died from eating the hottest peppers ever designed and cultivated. They weren't supposed to be injested, their purpose is biomedical as an analgesic akin to other capsaicin products on the market.

Why do I know any of this? 1% biology and anatomy classes, and 99% because I had to figure out if I was going to die after eating over 1tsp of (1.3 million Scoville units) ground ghost pepper accidentally all at once on my fancy ramen noodles. My throat began to close up and I couldn't swallow even water for about 3 hours.

Guy Fieri - death by egg by manicartichoke in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]AShyLeecher 1753 points1754 points  (0 children)

If op keeps calling runny eggs liquid chicken then I’m boutta have problems eating them too

AOC Steals Mark Zuckerberg's Soul by moosedownjacket in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]radicalbulldog 566 points567 points 2 (0 children)

His point is a fair one. He is basically making the argument that Facebook should not be the arbiter of truth. Instead, people should know enough about their political leaders that they don’t need to rely on some platform to tell them what’s a lie and what truth. In theory I agree with him but it seems to me that many people just read it on Facebook and call it fact. So his argument now sucks because people use Facebook as their location of truth.