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[–]televisionscreen250k 3807 points3808 points  (126 children)

When you don’t have your gf by your side then there’s always buffalo chicken dip

[–]SparseGhostC2C 1111 points1112 points  (63 children)

I mean unless there isn't buffalo chicken dip at the party. Then you're just alone with a bunch of strangers, and the dark thoughts...

[–]Tallydallywoop 639 points640 points  (35 children)

It simply isn't a party without buffalo chicken dip.

[–]bighaircutforbigtuna 53 points54 points  (6 children)

I will eat Trader Joe's buffalo chicken dip with a spoon directly from the container if I am left to my own devices.

[–]Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Also have Yagoo by your side...

[–]SHORTZFILM 1381 points1382 points  (122 children)

I never understood how people can cheat at a party that their “other” is at.

[–]IndoorCatSyndrome 616 points617 points  (70 children)

Or cheat at all, regardless of the proximity to their SO

[–]Taha_Amir 232 points233 points  (53 children)

Yeah like, if you dont like them anymore, just tell them, most people will be very understanding as compared to finding out that they slept with someone else

[–]Hairy_Air 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Just like a lot more mischief in the world, the reason for it is weakness. Weakness of character, mind whatever. And the other cause is selfishness/Narcissism. In the second case, You're better off without the person. But im first case, it might hurt since those aren't exactly bad people, they're just weak. But you shouldn't be weak people either.

[–]catlandid 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Narcissism. The thrill of getting away with it. The thrill of getting caught. Maybe they’ve already checked out of the relationship but don’t want to exert the effort to break up so they damage or neglect the relationship until the other does it for them. There’s also the possibility of self sabotage (often from some kind of trauma) where someone might screw up a relationship they don’t feel they deserve.

[–]UnimpressionableCage 382 points383 points  (11 children)

My buffalo chicken dip brings all the boys the yard

[–]NorthenLeigonare 95 points96 points  (8 children)

And they're like, it's better than yours.

[–]ts1985 66 points67 points  (7 children)

Damn right it's better than yours

[–]theshinyspacelord 44 points45 points  (1 child)

I can teach you but I’d have to charge

[–]leafyjack 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I could teach you, but I don't wanna share

[–]mawgsmehums 1212 points1213 points  (49 children)

I once found mine talking to a random group of girls. My first thought was panic because my guys very intense and doesn't read a room well ie he tends to capture audiences. I get up to him and this dude is explaining ww1 start to finish because they asked about his shirt.

Edit: Oh shit my first award! Thank you!

[–]e2hawkeye 261 points262 points  (16 children)

I bet it was a Sabaton shirt. Or does Dan Carlin sell T shirts? I would wear one.

I may or may not have done this myself... "And then they had to roll through neutral Belgium and Britain was like naw fuck that shit.."

[–]mawgsmehums 137 points138 points  (10 children)

https://shop.theworldwar.org/collections/t-shirts/products/black-cat-treat-em-rough-t-shirt

It was this one. And yeah it happens....more than i would like. Between our friends it's fine because we're all nerds but the old lady at the fabric store isn't interested in the battle of isonzo.

Edit:isonzos, my bad

[–]Saiyan-solar 151 points152 points  (5 children)

Now that is a man with a mission, be careful becuae before you know it has more girl hanging around him than you want

[–]mawgsmehums 72 points73 points  (4 children)

And he will recruit everyone of them into a weekend long game of axis and allies 1936 lol

[–]Moonpile 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I was going to make a joke about how a weekend isn't long enough for that game, but I wouldn't know because I've never finished it.

[–]mawgsmehums 16 points17 points  (1 child)

We have finished it in a weekend but it was brutal. We set it up thursday night and prayed to sweet baby jesus that the dogs would leave it alone. Everyone came over at 5pm to start. We played until 1am. Several were very drunk and had to be taken home. One passed out on my couch. Woke up at 8am, made pancakes as people start rolling on. 19 fuckin 39 starts at 10am. We played until 7 or 8pm i don't remember. I was very drunk again and had a navy to build and an aquatic mammal to prevent. Sunday repeats except 1945 hits at noon. Everyones tired, we want to go home and swear were only going to play vanilla from now on. Next game is end of the month. I'm excited

[–]Edolas93 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I got lost from my gf at a party once and something similar happened, only I was explaining to the group how a huge viaduct style bridge built in the 1840's with piles going into a pretty strong flowing river was constructed and how it was secured while submerged.

I am very lucky to have my now fiancèe.

[–]Czulax 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oof I know someone like that, it's pretty hard to have a conversation without being talked at lol

[–]Impossible-Sir-103 2849 points2850 points 5487& 27 more (48 children)

Sounds like both her boyfriends like to double dip

[–]Divine-Nemesis 66 points67 points  (2 children)

You deserve more but take this reward and upvote

[–]Impossible-Sir-103 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I thank you for your humble offering

[–]MiamiPower 36 points37 points  (13 children)

Did you just double dip that chip?

[–]PitchforkAssistant 916 points917 points  (78 children)

I just finished eating breakfast directly out of a pot...

[–]lordph8 522 points523 points  (34 children)

You drastically reduce your dish use. Not only is it lazy, it's environmental.

[–]yellowbrickstairs 220 points221 points  (17 children)

Lazy and environmental? Hell yeh

[–]wiiya 87 points88 points  (13 children)

Old fruit goes to the yard and nature makes it go away.

[–]Chrisganjaweed 49 points50 points  (2 children)

It also works with older pets.

[–]YoghurtSnodgrass 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Environmentally Lazy, I like the sound of that. If I don't drive to work today not only can I lay in bed and do nothing but I also reduce carbon emissions.

[–]SwenKa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't order everything in your shopping cart online? You just reduced carbon emissions from having those shipped all over the world!

[–]Metalp3n 38 points39 points  (31 children)

I just finished having some pot for breakfast …

[–]lochnessthemonster 12 points13 points  (26 children)

Wake and bake then breakfast

[–]TheSilversky64 6 points7 points  (25 children)

Don't know if they meant that kind of pot

[–]lochnessthemonster 9 points10 points  (24 children)

When in doubt, smoke 2 joints for breakfast

[–]Metalp3n 6 points7 points  (23 children)

I start off every day in doubt…

[–]lochnessthemonster 6 points7 points  (22 children)

You need 2 joints after you smoke 2 joints, my friend!

[–]Metalp3n 6 points7 points  (11 children)

Also I love that we’ve all found each other randomly in this comment thread.

[–]lochnessthemonster 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Stoners unite! I'm a loner stoner but can usually spot one.

[–]Metalp3n 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Haha same. Now I just come home, go by the window, put the exhaust fan in so the wife doesn’t bitch, and puff away. It’s a nice change from driving around in a car with a bunch of dudes smoking weed and risking getting arrested because marijuana is so much worse than actual crime.

[–]cwojputt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And then you smoke 2 more?

[–]NaRa0 109 points110 points  (1 child)

Only way it could be better is if she lost him and found him there texting her “hey babe! I found Buffalo chicken dip!!”

[–]zephood75 462 points463 points  (165 children)

Ohh what's buffalo chicken dip? I think I may need this in my life

[–]bash0110 117 points118 points  (18 children)

Buy a bottle of Frank's. The recipe is right on the bottle. It's delicious!

[–]fholland23 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I put that shit on everything!

[–]Muted_Violinist5151 434 points435 points 5544 (36 children)

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/buffalo-chicken-dip/

This is my favorite recipe for it! Super easy to make and your life will never be the same LOL. Add a dollop of sour cream when you eat it and it's a party in your mouth

Edit: I cannot believe my first ever Reddit award is about buffalo chicken dip lmao. Thanks, stranger!!

[–]AceBalistic 60 points61 points  (4 children)

edit

How about your 2nd award?

[–]Muted_Violinist5151 67 points68 points & 2 more (0 children)

Omg thank you 🥺

[–]cedarfigx 83 points84 points  (63 children)

Just whatever you do, do not substitute ranch for blue cheese. It can only be blue cheese.

[–]doindaderp 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Every recipe I have seen has both ranch and blue cheese. Which recipes only use one?

[–]chief_wiggum666 37 points38 points  (24 children)

Its blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother

[–]binkenheimer 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Cant do blue cheese, makes me ill.

[–]scoliosisbruv 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Cherish that boy.

Edit: very greatful for the award. Thank you.

[–]TimmyV90 191 points192 points  (6 children)

EX: Babe, it's not what it looks like...

BF: Babe, it's exactly what it looks like *nomn nomn*

[–]willydajackass 262 points263 points  (7 children)

Yeap classic introvert at a party scoring the good stuff!!!

[–]Principal_B-Lewis 155 points156 points  (6 children)

Today I learned I’m boyfriend upgrade material. Hmmm.

[–]Darkflame3324 22 points23 points  (2 children)

If I was ever lost at a party, it’s because I’m petting the dog

[–]WilkeyWonka 152 points153 points  (5 children)

Git you a man who can do both. And by do both I mean make the buffalo chicken dip and then eat it straight out of the crock pot. 💪

[–]TheRaven9 56 points57 points  (13 children)

I got caught last night drinking wine straight out of the bag that normally comes within the boxes of wine.

Sometimes you’ve just got to be the opposite of classy.

[–]Bi-tch-sexual 18 points19 points  (8 children)

I had an ex that, when I was in shape, almost everytime would find something awful to say about my figure. Now I'm married to someone whom, even though I've gained weight, finds me to be perfect anyway. Upgrades!

[–]enby_shout 55 points56 points  (5 children)

imagine the genuine worry about losing her boyfriend again thinking the new one is gonna be fucking a chick just like the last one did and how stupid you were to trust any man ever again aaaaaaand. nope. baby just is knuckle deep in the dip

[–]meeseek_and_destroy 17 points18 points  (4 children)

My ex got cheated on in a similar manner and it resulted in us going to a party and him absolutely losing his shit on me for disappearing.

[–]enby_shout 10 points11 points  (3 children)

did he apologize later

[–]meeseek_and_destroy 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That’s a good question that I actually don’t have an answer for but our relationship took a nose dive from there and that wasn’t to only time he freaked out on me irrationally. He was unwell.

[–]NikkolaiV 14 points15 points  (1 child)

“Wanna hook up?”

“Boutta hook my mouth up with more chicken dip! Outta the way, I need more chips!”

[–]anarchyarcanine 10 points11 points  (4 children)

My husband, if we partied, would be off stealing the love of the host's cat for sure

[–]ussrname12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Upgrades people UPGRADES👏

[–]Mokick0813 18 points19 points  (24 children)

I Would like to know what you do when you get lost at a party ?

[–]AceBalistic 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Call the other person or leave through the exit, or just do a room by room search

[–]ChemgoddessOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was fully expecting him to be with the dog.

[–]BenWallace04 2 points3 points  (2 children)

“You don’t double dip the chip....it’s like you’re putting your whole mouth in the dip!”