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[–]Particular-Put5610 187 points188 points  (3 children)

I'm regretting taking the 10million right about now..😶

[–]Sketch_X7 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you know, you know...

[–]First-Childhood-1963 24 points25 points  (1 child)

DEEP LORE

[–]Harshh437 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell mee!!

[–]BetterOffCamping 573 points574 points  (6 children)

Holy shit! I had no idea snails could do that!

[–]PetyrDayne 257 points258 points  (3 children)

Neither do your friends and family. Curse them with knowledge.

[–]kushmanstate 69 points70 points  (0 children)

You diabolical fuck

[–]Vordismozer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This ain't a curse, it's awesome !

[–]DynkoFromTheNorth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see no other option than to do as thou commands.

[–]my_0th_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NEITHER DID THE SNAIL NOW RUN

[–]LastDirtyMartini 140 points141 points  (8 children)

Is that one testicle changing inner thighs on a hot summer day?

[–]ADRUNKRUSSAIN 2 points3 points  (7 children)

NOoOOooOOOOoooo

[–]LastDirtyMartini 1 point2 points  (6 children)

So how do they do it? I’ve never actually watched.

[–]ADRUNKRUSSAIN 1 point2 points  (5 children)

what do you mean watched

[–]LastDirtyMartini 0 points1 point  (4 children)

They just magically teleport to the other thigh! I thought it would be more like swinging.

[–]ADRUNKRUSSAIN 1 point2 points  (3 children)

no they stick like both sac sides have had glue smeared on them

[–]ADRUNKRUSSAIN 0 points1 point  (1 child)

no not velcro

[–]ADRUNKRUSSAIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it would be like waxing ur balls

[–]Bos_1430 115 points116 points  (9 children)

What the fuck did I just witness?

[–]cuulusifone user 99 points100 points  (6 children)

The snail getting closer to you

[–]theskankingdragon 32 points33 points  (5 children)

It may take up to 100+ years, but everyone's death snail catches them eventually.

[–]letmeoutfromhere🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I just put a glass over it and trap it

[–]theskankingdragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can slow it down, but nothing can ever stop it.

[–]soap_mittins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You can never trap the snail 🐌 💀💀

[–]letmeoutfromhere🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How's he gonna get out from under the glass? Lift it up?

[–]BiCrabTheMid 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Spy snail,

[–]jaydrift07can't meme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

mission impossible theme intensifies

[–]Keefyfingaz 33 points34 points  (5 children)

That's a pretty smart snail. It just didn't want to be alone 😭

[–]Logsha97 5 points6 points  (4 children)

There was also salt below it

[–]mobri204 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Is that not a wet paper towel?

[–]Logsha97 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah lol

[–]Keefyfingaz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk what to believe anymore lmao

[–]Keefyfingaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ngl I didn't see that. Still a smart snail I guess lol

[–]TajniakYT 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh no, the snail is getting closer

[–]MrBl0bfish04 Ok I Pull Up 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Then you move your leg wrong and your calf starts to cramp

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you shake it trying to get the cramp to let go and you fall face first on the floor

[–]Outcast_Outlaw 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I am sometimes genuinely amazed at this world and the creatures in it.

[–]SVT6522 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then there’s fucking humans

[–]Professional_Mode440GigaChad 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Poor little guy knows he'll die if he touches the salt also snails have pain receptors :(

[–]DrSitson 29 points30 points  (3 children)

What salt?

[–]Emkayer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who needs a grapling hook if you are the grapling hook

[–]redxlaser15 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lonk

[–]MagicSnake1000Підтримуйте Україну 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch

[–]Tentacle_poxsicleCringe Factory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What thirsty mfers do for a girl

[–]TikiJack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how snails work

[–]TheOneWhoWatches94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know they that long

[–]ExtraPancakes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have an irrational fear of something like this reaching for my asshole while I’m taking a shit

[–]Savvy_INT21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only stretching I do 😅

[–]AnimedanknessBri’ish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHAT THE HELL THEY GOT LONGER NECKS THAN THE ATHLETIC KID RUNNING FOR TRACK AT MY SCHOOL 😭

[–]Autosticow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Relatable 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Sam-Rood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Long

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf I thought it was sliding its shell along its body. It was just a seamless transition between extending the head and then the tail.

[–]GiganticDrX 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Spider Snail

[–]TheNoTalentPotato33Dark Mode Elitist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spider snail

[–]Turtleman1878Lurking Peasant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually felt anxious for the snail

[–]Lazy-Sandwich9881 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The floor is lava!!

[–]MLPshitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My current mood

[–]chaingun_samurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Elongated Snail strikes again!

[–]ImDraconLionBreaking EU Laws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’ll pop my arm out for that extra inch, damn it!”

[–]CheezekekeCondescending Wonka 1 point2 points  (1 child)

“I wanna play a game…”

[–]Deep_Accident_4853 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the snails love The floor is salt.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha

[–]LuvnLivnInCA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa!!

[–]Darkmage4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but I just fall out of bed…

[–]XgreedyvirusX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He really need to see is slug friend obviously.

[–]Yui_Desu69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a stretchy ballsack

[–]0MadXV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]saladin12093256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I didn't know that sails have this kind of ability.

[–]SPARTAN_GAM3R🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOOONG LOOONG MAAAN!!

[–]MotorCityDudeDuke Of Memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The floor is lava!

[–]agorn-plobber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is one of the worst things I could have seen

[–]dankpork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm severely disturbed

[–]TouchIndex -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The caption ruined the video.

[–]Dizzy_Tangerine_1229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally got an answer, how..

[–]HMJeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And sometime u just hold ur body with both of toe on the bed hahah

[–]licorne_bleu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is where they got the idea for "Life" from

[–]J7O3R7D2A5N7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How

[–]campionmusic51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eugene victor tooms

[–]Willing_Special_5034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly like that 😂

[–]Tango_r28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original vid for this meme was right under this post lmao

[–]hylian_magic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially in the morning

[–]Rezolut3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True asf💀

[–]JumiKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow did not know they can do that

[–]jillianbrodsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me playing the shrines in Tears of the Kingdom, desperately trying to break the game

[–]MiSsiLeR81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and the floor is lava.

[–]fenix579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats nothing like us reaching our phone charger lol

[–]Yott_04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this super impressive

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So are snails just slimy snakes?!

[–]SeriousMBtrans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jesus that's one long snail

[–]Due-Bandicoot-2554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like such a moment you are completely out of bed, except for two foot and a hand on the ground.

[–]TheOpRomeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So strong🌟

[–]kbnplays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were right, nothing can stop the snail

[–]satyrcrusader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay was nobody gonna tell me snails can do that???

[–]DerDanSDOne does not simply 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not getting caught by the snail just got harder

[–]Stunning-Scene4649 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you. I have the charger in my bed

[–]godfathers-godfather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you think you can escape the snail for the rest of your life than find out it moves like Spider-Man 🥲

[–]Falcon_Gamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we have any biologists here able to explain why this guy is such a stretchy boi?

[–]Ki_Shadow_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is so incredible

[–]ijustreddit-_-What is TikTok? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then you eventually fall on the ground hurting your head...

[–]F4LcH100NnN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My arms get 3 inches longer powered by sheer laziness

[–]NebelNator_427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/aww

I can't.......... too cute.......... must cry.........😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖

[–]ArgetKnightProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a snail connoisseur but that looks like it hurts.

[–]frontliner757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gum gum slow grab

[–]tommy_bomby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pseudopod lookin ahh

[–]dskep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna make a Mr.beast challenge with snails

[–]Aggravating_Isopod61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a very stretchy snail

[–]HighKiteSoaring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The snail is coming for you.

It will never sleep.

When it reaches you, you die

[–]Glasedount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What da snail doin?

[–]TheNoTalentPotato33Dark Mode Elitist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Therapist: Long snail isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

Long Snail:

[–]Great_HiptoeYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and people still think they can out run the immortal snail smh 😒😒😒

[–]Stunning_Flamingo442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this thing!

[–]andrewwtate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally me🤧

[–]Senior-Dust-7806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frfr

[–]xR3Vx_MATR1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta want it more!!!