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sharp fellow redditor by XAEA12_Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY in memes

[–]queenemmajean 176 points177 points 27343& 10 more (0 children)

it all started when i was a child. a man came in to my fathers shop and made a simple request. my father worked long and hard and finally was able to complete it and presented his work to the man. the man was satisfied, but instead of paying my father he killed him in front of me, and scarred me badly before leaving. my whole life has been to find this man, a man with a very significant deformity that should’ve made it easy to find him. i knew that one day i would meet him again and take his life like he took my father’s. i prepared for years as to what i would say to the bastard that killed my father all those years ago.

“hello. my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.”

Who studies anyway?/s by MilkyChastMAYMAYMAKERS in memes

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Hercules 2014