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[–]1q8b 5082 points5083 points  (170 children)

“I’m paid to cut grass, not to move cones” - guy who cuts the grass

[–]I-Fucked-YourMom 990 points991 points  (26 children)

[–]FarEast_Frez 178 points179 points  (22 children)

Well judging from your username, that is not your job to do so either.

[–]I-Fucked-YourMom 50 points51 points  (3 children)

You really think your mom NEEDS a lawn service? There’s a reason that lawn mower has been sitting in the shed the last few years.

[–]G-S-B96 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And a reason u have Multi cultural brothers and sisters

[–]Tomato-Tuhmahto 17 points18 points  (1 child)

It seems like it might be buddy... Sorry man.

[–]FuckedMyMomsSon 7 points8 points  (12 children)

I don't think his username is weird at all.

[–]frescodee 5 points6 points  (1 child)

stay away from my mom

[–]I-Fucked-YourMom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Too late, Kev.

[–]Chrisf1998 541 points542 points  (129 children)

I had this jackass last year I was paying to cut my lawn. Instead of going around or moving my SMALL plastic pot with plant in it, he fucking whacked the shit out of it and destroyed it. Not once, but I left it there after that and he did it EVERY WEEK until it was no longer a pot. I’m not even getting into the strawberry plant he murdered. I cut my own shit now

EDIT: y’all really coming at me for leaving it there. The pot was destroyed to the point that to move it I would have to repot it since it has begun growing into the ground. It’s a happy plant now, sitting inside in front of the window. But if you ever do a job and you destroy someone’s property, then you’re just an asshole and you don’t deserve to be paid for whatever shit ass job you attempted to do. Get some integrity, or find a new line of work where your ignorance and stupidity won’t affect other people

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    [–]ottermodee 312 points313 points  (32 children)

    Uhh why did you guys keep paying him to mow your lawn after each incident?

    [–]Dogamai 69 points70 points  (10 children)

    why didnt someone knock his jaw loose ?

    [–]pressabba 11 points12 points  (3 children)

    Roundup in his ass crack and chase him with a weed whacker

    [–]schweez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Or use his remains as a fertiliser for a brand new cherry tree?

    [–]rent-a-cop 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    Because that is assault.

    [–]Spaceman248 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    Name checks out, narc ass ho

    [–]InYoCabezaWitNoChasa 51 points52 points  (6 children)

    They JUST said

    I have no idea why my dad never fired him.

    [–]SingleRefrigerator 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    Mower guy was definitely plowing mom

    [–]constantine_vz0 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Happy cake day :D

    [–]ottermodee 28 points29 points  (1 child)

    Oh sweet, didn’t even notice lol, thanks. Today marks the 5 year anniversary of me being bored at my first job and finally making a reddit account.

    [–]Peterowsky 83 points84 points  (2 children)

    What the hell kind of dirt did the dude have on your dad that he wasn't immediately fired after ANY, let alone ALL of those?

    [–]raouldukesaccomplice 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    They were having an affair.

    [–]Tomato-Tuhmahto 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    He buried someone for him... Under that willow tree..

    [–]bobbybdubbs 126 points127 points  (3 children)

    Sounds like the lawn guy is on meth. What a lunatic! Poisoning a tree?!

    [–]InYoCabezaWitNoChasa 50 points51 points  (1 child)

    And not even specifically to fuck with anybody, just to make his job easier. Poisoning a tree as revenge: terrible behavior, but within the realm of a shitty dude. But poisoning a tree because you've been having a personal dispute with the tree at work? That's some crazy person shit.

    [–]knochback 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    having a personal dispute with the tree at work

    [–]amy_schumers_vagina 60 points61 points  (12 children)

    You’d think after 99 hoses you’d just bring it to the dudes attention

    [–]handstanding 25 points26 points  (8 children)

    I got 99 hoses

    [–]YouTee 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    Not anymore you don't

    [–]IrocDewclaw 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Now he has 90000 real short hoses.

    [–]tempacc_2020_1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    The plural is just hoes man. Not hoses. You trippin

    [–]Dogamai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    and the lawn still isnt watered

    [–]_Rand_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    I mean, I’d have given him 1 freebie shit, happens sometimes, 2 destroyed hoses he would have been fired that is a pattern of neglect.

    Hoses aint cheap either, a decent one is what $30-75 depending on length?

    [–]prison_reeboks 41 points42 points  (6 children)

    You should probably have your hose put away

    [–]btveron 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    Yeah don't leave it out for the lawn people to deal with. If it was once or twice, then ok yeah shit happens but "a hundred garden hoses, not even exaggerating" and I don't feel an ounce of pity for the homeowners. If I was the lawn care people I'd probably actively look forward to running it over after about a dozen times of it being left out.

    [–]mondaymoderate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    You can’t really keep blaming the guy and getting bothered if you continue to let him work on your yard. You’re the idiot at that point.

    [–]HornyHandyman69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    The house I grew up in had the most BEAUTIFUL peony bush in the corner of our yard right by out mail box. People would come by and steal them all the time. In the late 80's, they made a side-street and started building $500,000 homes. Eventually, (late 90's) people started complaining that they couldn't see the main road to turn because of the peonies so the city came and ripped them out of the ground. I even had a fight with the workers who did it. I was like 15 and tried to explain to them, very dramatically, how removing the flowers would affect my everyday life. But I'm not still bitter about it.

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      [–]igordogsockpuppet 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      “A hundred hoses or more... not exaggerating...” that’s a whole lot of hoses, man.

      [–]Nano559 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Did the lawn guy mow over your cousin?

      [–]mosquitobird11 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      This comment has made me decide to forever and always cut my own lawn, and also made me irrationally mad for you

      [–]yourmom___69 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      I’m mad at them. It’s their fault like just fire the guy idiots.

      [–]Evisceration_Station 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Holy hell, I don't think firing him is even approaching the idea I'm looking at.

      [–]GoldenGekko 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I'm gonna have to go with meth head on this one. After so many fuckups and intentional disrespect, the blame eventually falls on your dad for continuing to let this guy near your home.

      [–]Savwah 17 points18 points  (2 children)

      In my experience dudes that be cutting lawns as a living for that long are questionable at best.

      [–]brainartisan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      That's why you pay teenagers to do it. Guarantee you that if you just post on Facebook asking for someone to come now your lawn you'll find some kid who will do a better job and NOT poison your tree -.-

      [–]subtidle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I’m starting to suspect he had some dirt on your dad :/

      [–]Lufia321 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Better yet, why did he pay the guy? It takes 20 mins out of your own day to do it for free without damaging anything.

      [–]BoopleBun 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      That wildly varies, depending on the size of your lawn. Unless your yard is completely flat and very small, it’s not gonna just take 20 minutes.

      [–]yourmom___69 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Sounds like y’all’s fault. Why keep employing him when he destroys your things?

      [–]Flotin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That lawn guy sounds exactly like my brother who's addicted to heroin

      [–]Dirtweed79 38 points39 points  (2 children)

      Maybe you should move it.

      [–]DtheMoron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      My neighbors lawn guy kept blowing all the leaves into my yard and leaving them. I finally caught him in the act and got it on video. It’s all good now.

      [–]ArachisDiogoi 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I once bought a really cool Hawaiian mamaki plant that I was planning to make tea out of. Sat it in the back yard of the place I was renting at the time, in a pot next to the sidewalk, obviously not a weed, and a few days later it got weed wacked by the yard keeping people. Still bummed about that.

      [–]Azzacura 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      I'm afraid the yard keeping people might have done you a favor. NEVER put any plants you want to consume near the sidewalk, because people will let their dogs piss on everything. I've seen smaller dogs walk through the bars of my small fence to pee on the only plant in my yard, and the owners didn't give a fuck

      [–]C0wseed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Cutting your own shit seems efficient but it seems dangerous and not really worth it. For one putting scissors up there could go badly if you accidentally stab the walls. Sometimes it's big but it's worth the effort to force it all out in one satisfying push and a lot safer.

      [–]sf-russ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      Guy actually had more effort to put in with the weed whacker to trim around the cone then actually lift it for a moment.

      [–]clarinetJWD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      It's weird though... The tiny strip by the street is trimmed, so the person did way more work than just moving the cone.

      [–]MyCalloutsAreGodly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      “I’m going to leave the grass under the cone until it’s cone shaped and put it on reddit” - My brother, the landscape gardener, when I asked him if I should move it.

      Edit: I’m talking about a different cone, but I admit, I had to do a double take when I saw this picture.

      [–]juggett 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      Life, uh...finds a way.

      [–]JustBTDubs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      "I'm paid to place cones, not pick them up" - guy who put the cone there

      [–]nicoal123 682 points683 points  (34 children)

      Me after not bothering to shave anything visible during quarantine.

      [–]xoScreaMxo 216 points217 points  (26 children)

      Do it for yourself brother. I also recently found out deodorant works a lot better when you rub it on your skin and not just your armpit hair.

      [–]ForeskinOfMyPenis 122 points123 points  (22 children)

      Are... are you telling me to shave my pits

      [–]xoScreaMxo 103 points104 points  (15 children)

      Not shave, but a nice trim down to like 1/2 or 1/4 inch would be good.

      [–]vherbo 38 points39 points  (1 child)

      No thanks big pharma deodorant sales man!

      [–]xoScreaMxo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Drats, you caught me

      [–]SlightlyWrong 49 points50 points  (10 children)

      Sounds.... Prickly

      [–]xoScreaMxo 57 points58 points  (0 children)

      Nah not at all, 1/4 inch is still long enough where its not a cactus

      [–]Glimmer_III 35 points36 points  (5 children)

      Serious reply:

      Like they said, just don't go all the way.

      I tried it once on a lark, knowing it would grow back, what the hell sort of thing.

      It really did make a difference for how I perspired and the effectiveness of my antiperspirant. And there is a tidiness which is in no way unmasculine either...it's just hygienic not to be a matted mess of stink.

      And it grows so slowly it's like a once every six months sort of thing.

      BUT, if you go all the way, just like with any other hair, it can be prickly for a few days if too short. But 1/4in-1/2in, not a big deal. The oddness goes away in a few hours.

      So: In a pandemic, why not give it a shot once? It'll grow back.

      [–]Piedro92 5 points6 points  (4 children)

      I just use a trimmer. Works a charm :).

      [–]Glimmer_III 15 points16 points  (3 children)

      Oh the years I lost with this socialized idea of what masculinity is and is not.

      Whoever came up with "unhygienic = masculine...we should promote that far and wide as an ideal." was one lazy mf.

      [–]DaughterEarth 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      My husband trims everything without issue. It's full on shaving that's an issue. Evidence: I shaved his ass once and he said never again yet he still trims all his hair

      [–]xoScreaMxo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Oh yeah, shaving the nether regions for men with thick coarse hair is a big no-no. If you must, using depilatory creams like magic shave or my favorite, Nair, is recommended. Even with the best technique and due diligence its pretty much impossible to prevent razor bumps and general itchiness. I have found the best thing I can do is use a dedicated electric hair trimmer to trim the butt/ball areas down as close as possible without nicking (i use a #1 guard) and that gets everything relatively smooth while still being comfortable.

      [–]tinycomment 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      I don’t think anyone can tell you what to do, foreskinofmypenis

      [–]deathbypepe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      wtf did i just read, are you moses with message from god himself?

      [–]brookstreet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Wow, I’ve been wondering recently why it doesn’t work... Seat beads falling down my rib cage is the worst feeling ever. Thanks for the tip

      [–]venus_mars 20 points21 points  (6 children)

      my pubic hair is the longest it’s ever been i’m pretty sure, and god bless this bush

      [–]AnAngryNDN 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      Pussy so bushy it did 9/11

      [–]shIT_the_b3d 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      If only I could get my face to fill in as good...

      [–]sour_cereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Like Buckwheat in a leglock

      [–]sho671 1764 points1765 points  (65 children)

      I’m intrigued by the fact that whoever was cutting the grass was meticulous enough to get around the edges of the cone but didn’t bother to move it.

      [–]420FLgirl 859 points860 points  (18 children)

      Never underestimate someone’s laziness

      [–]MuckleMcDuckle 241 points242 points  (13 children)

      Eh, that sounds like a lot of work

      [–]gmanz33 108 points109 points  (2 children)

      Underestimating is the most exhaustive method of estimation.

      [–]hotterthanthesunn 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      Just woke up to this wisdom! I go back to sleep now

      [–]cjfreel 6 points7 points  (7 children)

      Meh not really. Looks like they were already edging both sides. Probably just edged that area while they were there. Probably added like 2 minutes.

      [–]PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz 222 points223 points  (3 children)

      My thought process would be "It must be there for a reason." and just ignore it. I might get suspicious after a month or two, but I know the second I move it, someone will be upset with me.

      [–]Eshtebala 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Imagine the second he moves it police sirens start ringing all around the place.

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        [–]A1000eisn1 98 points99 points  (1 child)

        This right here. If you want all your grass cut don't leave your shit laying around. It isn't their job to move your shit.

        And a cone could be covering something indicating "don't cut here".

        [–]The-Camera-Man 26 points27 points  (0 children)

        Thank you. Keep your lawn free and clear and we can all get along

        [–]Jeffery_C_Wheaties 33 points34 points  (12 children)

        Nope, on a rider or stander you get close enough, let the young guy coming behind you with the weed eater clean it up.

        [–]sho671 22 points23 points  (11 children)

        So you’re telling me two people didn’t bother moving the cone while cutting the grass?

        [–]Jeffery_C_Wheaties 68 points69 points  (10 children)

        Indeed I am.

        I bet the same crew mows this strip every week. They probably did move it at one point and noticed it growing like that, thought it was cool and put it back. It’s they’re crews inside joke and they look at it from time to time.

        [–]Kajimishima2 20 points21 points  (9 children)

        But don't you just love how people go straight to calling them lazy?

        [–]vAbstractz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Also the fact that it looks pretty clean

        [–]Coasterfan48 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Not an expert but my guess is that they used a weed wacker

        [–]leef-fy 250 points251 points  (4 children)

        Better put that back after. That's probably an ecosystem now

        [–]Awholebushelofapples 24 points25 points  (3 children)

        technically your eyelashes are an ecosystem

        [–]RossSheingold 558 points559 points  (63 children)

        Is there a name for a phobia of this? Because I think I have that phobia?

        [–]PresidentMayor 741 points742 points  (43 children)

        There isn’t one from about an hour of googling, so I’ve decided to come up with my own

        incultusmodernusophobia. It derives from the Latin words for “unkempt” and “modern”, meaning literally “the fear of nature reclaiming modern objects”

        In-cult-us-modern-us-o-phobia

        [–]BluudLust 94 points95 points  (21 children)

        I think it's rather the long strands look like worms. And the shape is a juxtaposition of a recognizable shape with an unrecognizable origin/texture. And that lead stuck in it looks so weird.

        It may be trypophobia though.

        [–]PresidentMayor 19 points20 points  (19 children)

        Fair enough, I just based it off what freaked me out the most about it lol

        [–]BluudLust 14 points15 points  (18 children)

        Also may be trypophobia. It does have quite a bit of hole looking things.

        [–]TyC27 4 points5 points  (16 children)

        question! what the fuck is trypophobia and more importantly why does it seem like everyone but me has it? am i missing on on something that should be rational?

        [–]BluudLust 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        It's a fear (usually just discomfort) of small holes arranged in a somewhat orderly pattern. Supposedly it look like rot or maggots coming out if something..

        [–]Morph247 4 points5 points  (13 children)

        Just google it and go to google images. If you get an itchy sensation and feel like you wanna vomit or something. You have it.

        [–]SoulsticeCleaner 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        Side note: If you even suspect you have it, do not, for the love of all that is holy, google this

        [–]Morph247 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        Yeah it's a double-edged sword lmao. It's an absolutely awful feeling if you have it and experience it.

        [–]Shorty2002 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        "-phobia" words are usually derived from Greek, not Latin. "Phobos" is Greek for fear.

        [–]luciusan1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Although there words that are combination of latin and greek words, they are very inusual so please people if you are gonnacreate a new word, use just one language plz

        [–]Newsacc47 5 points6 points  (4 children)

        /r/abandonedporn is that word except the fear part of it

        [–]mandyrooba 85 points86 points  (7 children)

        ME TOO! This picture is upsetting and I don’t know why

        [–]MrWhat4 26 points27 points  (0 children)

        Just think of all the bugs in there

        [–]KabuGenoa 36 points37 points  (1 child)

        It’s something about how it looks like a bunch of weird worms or something, and also how it’s grown almost cancerously, just filling any cranny it can - and also that it’s all weirdly natural and normal and I guess we just don’t think about it. Shudder. I agree, something very off-putting about this.

        [–]victoriasecret_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        I definitely think it’s the part about it filling every piece of the object it can.

        [–]is-this-a-nick 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Imagine it gowing in your inside like that, filling out all your colon and intestine, making its way up through the stomach to grow into your sinuses...

        [–]NoRodent 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        It slightly reminded me of the movie Annihilation.

        [–]robdabear 38 points39 points  (0 children)

        Yeah this is sort of r/TIHI material for me

        [–]TeaBreezy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I want to take a bite out of it.

        Like a giant ice cream cone made out of alfalfa sprouts.

        [–]AlbaniaBaby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Horrifying!

        [–]Throwaway567864333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        $20 if you make this your phones wallpaper for a year

        [–]AllYouNeedIsLove13 155 points156 points  (3 children)

        This is definitely mildly interesting.

        [–]TooShiftyForYou 69 points70 points  (1 child)

        Someone really showed a lot of respect to that cone's authority.

        [–]y3llowbic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The grass seen that fucken cone

        [–]i_am_clArk 31 points32 points  (1 child)

        That a condom in there?

        [–]jagua_haku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Where it all got started.

        [–]JohnnySolid 112 points113 points  (7 children)

        Life finds a way...

        [–]Symb0lic_Acts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        well, there it is

        [–]KDMKat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        I was upset to find that this was not top comment... I guess fourth down isn’t too bad.

        [–]awful_source 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Not surprised. OP badly misquoted it.

        [–]Proffunkenstein 87 points88 points  (8 children)

        That really wide piece on the right makes me uncomfortable. Not sure why.

        [–]jsktrogdor 37 points38 points  (1 child)

        The whole thing makes me uncomfortable. There's something awful about it. I hate it.

        [–]Zarzavatbebrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Same, I can't look at it. My skin is crawling.

        [–]seanular 17 points18 points  (3 children)

        Looks like a leaf or something

        [–]Tankh 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        Looks like piece of a paper bag imo

        [–]SteeleDuke 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        I thought it was a condom...

        [–]PM_ME_YOUR_CCN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Just imagine it's something mundane like several used condoms, or perhaps a slice of human skin.

        [–]Behan801 21 points22 points  (2 children)

        Why's that cone so clean?

        [–]Only_One_Left_Foot 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        For real, every time I've seen a forgotten cone somewhere in my town it's brown within a few months.

        [–]Common-Rock 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        “Aaaahhh... You have freed the sorting hat! You are a kind and compassionate one. Hufflepuff!”

        [–]rorymakesamovie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        I would like to see the relaxed version of this

        [–]St_Kevin_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Add a little fluorescent spray paint and no one will notice you stole the cone

        [–]shaddup_legs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Serious “Annihilation” shimmer vibes from this.

        [–]ghostgoat789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        That makes me so uncomfortable for some reason

        [–]Outerspaceman3000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Put it back

        [–]dudeofmoose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        You've accidentally stumble upon how new cones are made, this is an immature cone who has yet to gain it's unique colour and plumage, it needs at least another fortnight before it's ready to come out of its mother's pouch.

        Often the mating habits of the cones are shrouded in mystery, some believe they accumulate en mass during the dead of night on top of bus stops, to meet potential breeding partners. It is also believed that to impress mates, the males engage in jumping competitions, such as jumping onto lamp posts, which the female of the species find highly arousing.

        It's important in this instance that with your discovery in the picture, you replace the mother cone over the baby to allow the gestation period to complete, otherwise risk the life of the baby.

        [–]HotROMin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        You can bet it’s a Bob Marley fan.

        [–]I_love_pillows[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Cousin Itt?

        [–]SlightlyTanAsian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Is that a condom?

        [–]tapasandswissmiss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I feel very unsettled looking at this 😭 I don't like it.

        [–]cYnical3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        put it back

        [–]NobozMopoz 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Why the hell was this removed? The mods don't know what they're doing.

        [–]Demon333x2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        This was a completely fine post mod person.

        [–]rafazazz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        I don't like this.

        [–]Mydaley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        r/rootporn would be impressed!

        [–]TheLangleDangle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        And this is why I hate Bermuda

        [–]ch3dd4r99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Something unsettling about this

        [–]Rickymadeja 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I work ~40 hours a week weed whacking for small (literally my boss and me) company and ~10 hours a week running my own very new Lawncare business. Sometimes I’ll let shit like this grow just to see what will happen.

        [–]Apokolyptyk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        If I can't move it adequately by kicking it out of the way with my feet, I'm not putting the weedeater down to move it.

        [–]ProKnifeCatcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That is horrifying

        [–]clambamthankyoumaam_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        This is disgusting

        [–]aubree_thescoundrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That’s.....the only word I can find is gross

        [–]Stay_Medium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Life uh....finds a way

        [–]Bozocow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        What the heck kinda moron simp removed this? Put it back up immediately you idiots! Reddit mods, I swear...

        [–]GSturges 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Winnerof the "Not My Job" award

        [–]cynicaltardigrade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Is that a sock

        [–]Gawd3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It’s Radagast’s wizard hat.

        [–]Namtna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        From a distance, the top of the grass looks like one of the Troll 2 masks

        [–]Zoutaleaux 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Life, uhh

        [–]Aryaras99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Finds a way

        [–]jpalma1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Proof nature/earth will thrive without humans

        [–]Zaku99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Nature...uh...uh...uh...finds a way.

        [–]HaulinBoats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hold the phone! My own cone grown grass at home who could have known? Mind blown.

        [–]KoNamCap64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Forbidden ramen noodle