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This security robot that patrols this parking lot by icemage27 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Rozeline 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No need to panic, the rolling butt plug will protect us.

A cast iron cauldron I found buried in my forest. by BoosterSqueak in mildlyinteresting

[–]isaiahg355 6361 points6362 points 242& 3 more (0 children)

Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going

This group we came across in a forest casually hiking in medieval outfits by ksanyee in mildlyinteresting

[–]PM_me_ur_claims 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Let me start with the student, this punk was bright Went ta school at day, pimped it out at night He knew all about the stars, played the harp well He could even predict the weather if conditions were swell But he had the hots for Allison (This shorty was STACKED) Every time he saw her has to give it a smack But since she was married he just played the act For there was another her heart caught upon The man of the house, big dick Absalon

Now he was a parish clerk who knew how to jive This brother was stacked, bills packed to the sky Rocked the fiddle like no one else could And at singing and guitar he was that fucking good But no matter what he gave to his little honey Not ale Not wine Not meat Not money She still couldn’t stand him, her heart for anotha So the student hatched a plot to put her husband asunder

Etc etc y’all probably know the rest

The hallway to my dentist office looks like a Stanley Kubrick scene by Calmblue1968 in mildlyinteresting

[–]dick-nipples 2944 points2945 points  (0 children)

This is pretty cool, but I'm going to need you to go back to this hallway, move a little bit to the left, rotate your phone 1.5° counter-clockwise, take a new photo, then post it again please, when you get a chance.

My uncle was a firefighter who helped after 9/11. This is a piece of glass from one of the tower’s windows. by greengav in mildlyinteresting

[–]notanotherbreach 65 points66 points  (0 children)

He wasn't an engineer. He could have pointed it out, but not demonstrated it. Throwing yourself at the mercy of the court is one thing, throwing yourself into a plate of super-heated sand encased in aluminum that you didn't install or manufacture, at such a height, is just cause for criticism, however unfortunate the end.

Friend’s family owned a Pharmacy. They found this in the basement secret corner that collapsed in a flood. by Travbuc1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]MikeJudgeDredd 1658 points1659 points  (0 children)

You'd think he'd be telling these stories while sliding a few Ritalin across the table but no

Friend’s family owned a Pharmacy. They found this in the basement secret corner that collapsed in a flood. by Travbuc1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SophisticatedHick 471 points472 points  (0 children)

A song about the Brompton cocktail by Avenged Sevenfold, for those who like music with their morbid history lesson.

https://youtu.be/4mz24pUxV2k

Friend’s family owned a Pharmacy. They found this in the basement secret corner that collapsed in a flood. by Travbuc1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ireneshelby25 417 points418 points  (0 children)

It was a house I lived in with a man and when I left him I just moved and left everything in thr middle of the night. Including most of my clothes and belongings. Its a long story. Lol

This misprinted Patient Consent Form I got from my Eye Doctor by 1of9Heathens in mildlyinteresting

[–]Cheeseburgers_ 2515 points2516 points 3 (0 children)

Do you prefer form 1 or form 2?

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