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To promote abstinence on a college campus by Aequitas49 in therewasanattempt

[–]RealBowsHaveRecurves 15.0k points15.0k points 22& 9 more (0 children)

Definitely owns a margarita place up the road

To smuggle 58 kilograms of cocaine to Belgium from Peru in packages with a swastika on them. by theRealNihilist911 in therewasanattempt

[–]PhilthyPhatty 6105 points6106 points  (0 children)

White powder!

to become skinny by UnburnedFire in therewasanattempt

[–]sarafatul_rabby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol

To smuggle 58 kilograms of cocaine to Belgium from Peru in packages with a swastika on them. by theRealNihilist911 in therewasanattempt

[–]RobbertDownerJr 9306 points9307 points 32& 6 more (0 children)

Put swastikas on them so they will nazi them!

To call the police during a robbery and expect to keep your job afterwards by AndyJack86 in therewasanattempt

[–]SysiphusBoulder 569 points570 points  (0 children)

"Yes, I'd like to report a robbery. My corporate office just robbed me of my income for doing the right thing."

To smuggle 58 kilograms of cocaine to Belgium from Peru in packages with a swastika on them. by theRealNihilist911 in therewasanattempt

[–]MeasureTheCrater 2153 points2154 points  (0 children)

Am I reich?!

To store fancy wine by clown_duckQuack Quack Quack in therewasanattempt

[–]clown_duckQuack Quack Quack[S] 879 points880 points  (0 children)

🎵99 bottles of wine of the wall! 99 bottles of wine! The rack slips loose, you look like a goose! 40 bottles of wine left on the wall!🎵

To get adopted by Zzd12 in therewasanattempt

[–]VoiceofTruth7 1366 points1367 points  (0 children)

So you adopted two cats…

To solve a mystery. by WTF_Conservatives in therewasanattempt

[–]hollee-o 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, records are kept.

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To solve a mystery. by WTF_Conservatives in therewasanattempt

[–]WTF_Conservatives[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pit bulls kill and seriously injure more people and pets than all other types of dogs combined.

Chihuahuas don't. If there is ever a time when they do... We can look I to them.

To solve a mystery. by WTF_Conservatives in therewasanattempt

[–]tfriedmann 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Its safer to never keep a pet that can kill you

to be the main character by Illuminhead420 in therewasanattempt

[–]skwudgeball -137 points-136 points  (0 children)

It did get the point across, but this isn’t “main character” behavior.

Girls are fucking short and they can’t see shit at concerts. Guys never think of this, this girl gets 5 minutes where she isn’t staring at the sweaty back of a hippy and can actually see the stage. Let her see the show for a few minutes, it’s not like whoever is holding her is going to be able to hold her for that long. She clearly felt bad about it, but if you’ve been to a concert with a short chick it means a lot to them to be able to see everything for a bit.

If she was up there for longer than 5-10 minutes then fuck that shit toss the house at her

Edit: Forgot I was speaking to a gaggle of sweaty virgins mb

To make cookies by mrkickftw in therewasanattempt

[–]TheCuteCochin 745 points746 points  (0 children)

Undisciplined. He’s old enough to know better. Idk how this is allegedly cute

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To make cookies (v.redd.it)

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To solve a mystery. (v.redd.it)

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To dump debris on a PuertoRican beach by JJAC725 in therewasanattempt

[–]Kumquat_conniptionKumquat 🩷💜💙[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

Okay folks, please stop complaining about racism against white people because the man used the word "gringo." First, I was a gringo that lived in P.R. for a little bit, and there is absolutely no malice behind it. Secondly, it has nothing to do with race, and everything to do with where you are from, and what language you use. You can absolutely be a black gringo. Gringo is absolutely not a racist slur, nor is it a slur at all.

Edit: Since so many seem to disagree (y'all should see the reports this comment has gotten) here's a definition in a Spanish dictionary, that shows that there is no malice involved. Thank you Op for the source. https://dle.rae.es/gringo

To prove Target is sexualizing children by showing an adult swimsuit in the Pride section. 😵‍💫 by Leather-Bug3087 in therewasanattempt

[–]Tok3erAc3 175 points176 points  (0 children)

I’m horrified by this Herman Munster-lookin mafucka

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To file a complaint against a police officer (v.redd.it)

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To dump debris on a PuertoRican beach by JJAC725 in therewasanattempt

[–]gray-pilled- 2096 points2097 points  (0 children)

someone called the cops, possibly one of the motherfuckers, but likely the guy filming.

To file a complaint against a police officer by HTXYSF in therewasanattempt

[–]LottaCheek 2944 points2945 points 2& 2 more (0 children)

https://youtu.be/vnJ5f1JMKns

Edited to add - thank you so much for the awards! This really is a video every American should watch to better see the problem that is widespread.

To file a complaint against a police officer by HTXYSF in therewasanattempt

[–]NotTheBrainFuckler 6413 points6414 points  (0 children)

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

To file a complaint against a police officer by HTXYSF in therewasanattempt

[–]357noLove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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NFC

To blow the candles on his brother’s birthday cake by axlnotfound in therewasanattempt

[–]OriginalMcNasty9er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wondering. Have a good day!

To blow the candles on his brother’s birthday cake by axlnotfound in therewasanattempt

[–]Magister5 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Cake blocked

To get him in the car by hawkeye_sama in therewasanattempt

[–]smity214 351 points352 points  (0 children)

If the roles were reversed, the person recording would be calling the cops.

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