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[–]wiggz4202nd weakest hands on TWS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IWM +3.5% sweet baby jesus

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Ford your viewing pleasure

https://www.tradingview.com/x/OIWVleC2/

[–]Holy_ShitMan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Appreciate you posting these.

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👍 appreciate your appreciation

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 1 point2 points  (7 children)

what a lame fucking close. i fucking hate trading, i hate the market, all of this is bullshit

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Just stop. The good thing about you not making money trading is you obviously have a separate source of stable income. That's fucking awesome.

Some of us have no degrees, no technical skills, and no 'real' job. unless I'm the only one

Be grateful for what you have and utilize things that are proven to build wealth.

[–]Wan_Daye🦀 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Some of us have no degrees, no technical skills, and no 'real' job. unless I'm the only one

lol

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If shitposting on this sub while trading was a real job I'd be able to open up a Roth IRA =/

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 0 points1 point  (3 children)

True, though that stable income has basically been evaporated the last 3 years through options trading/gambling.

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ok, but in 2 weeks (or whatever your pay schedule), you'll have more money coming in.

Now imagine that isn't the case, and you literally have to trade to fucking eat.

I'm not trying to be dramatic, but to put it into perspective, it's like if I, a person with no degree or experience in your industry, tried to take your day job by dabbling in your profession part-time.

It's just not going to fuckin' happen.

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Fair enough. I could never even get close to doing this for a living...I would be homeless within weeks if I tried that.

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likewise, if I tried to work your job I'd 100% be fired within 2 weeks

[–]medictrader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 week out 20 wide SPX vert p spread with long strike at 10 delta (~4130) is $1

🤯

[–]NotGucciBuy the DIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do we buy calls on Semi for Monday's gap-up?

[–]yolo_senseyounger than tj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Super Duper Breakout (TM) worked out nicely on AMD

[–]ta0910SMH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

puts just 1% otm are so cheap rn, literally no fear. but as you guys say they are cheap for a reason.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 1 point2 points  (4 children)

CFTC-EQUITY FUND MANAGERS RAISE S&P 500 CME NET LONG POSITION BY 448 CONTRACTS TO 624,372 IN WEEK TO MAY 30

CFTC-EQUITY FUND SPECULATORS INCREASE S&P 500 CME NET SHORT POSITION BY 15,011 CONTRACTS TO 503,113 IN WEEK TO MAY 30

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Where'd you find this? It's interesting

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thanks

[–]PlymouthSeaIceberg Ahoy! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can get all the CFTC reports here:

https://www.cftc.gov/MarketReports/CommitmentsofTraders/index.htm

Pretty useful for Grains and other physicals.

[–]jmayo05data dependent loosely held strong opinions 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I've been too busy the past few days to check in on the markets. Holy crap, wtf did I miss? When we shorting?!

[–]Avid_Hiker98Pinterest $34 buyout. 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Soon™

[–]jmayo05data dependent loosely held strong opinions -1 points0 points  (0 children)

but why? I don't see any storms on the horizon.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the fed did want to play hardball with asset bubbles and didn't want to raise rates, they could raise reserve requirements. Do you agree or disagree with this statement?

[–]Avid_Hiker98Pinterest $34 buyout. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bought bigly CRM 6/16 $205P $2.28.

[–]Sabre_TheCat 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Also grabbing QQQ calendar spread 6/16-7/21 330 puts for hedge. Will probably manage this.

VIX is cheap though.

[–]ta0910SMH 0 points1 point  (1 child)

don't even bother with the hedge (spread), long strangle

[–]Sabre_TheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm tempting vol is cheap rn… 🤔

[–]Lost_in_Adeles_RollsColorado 45 / Oregon 38 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Does tesla always rally bigly after musk visits China?

[–]Avid_Hiker98Pinterest $34 buyout. 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's a Friday thing. TSLA always rallies bigly on Fridays. And option skew was way underpricing calls. So, very possible they did that gamma squeeze thing on 0dte since they were so cheap.

[–]Lost_in_Adeles_RollsColorado 45 / Oregon 38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I flipped some $215s for a few bucks on Wednesday….could’ve been a bit more….

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was either a rumor or an announcement that China will be extending EV stimmies

[–]AgileClassified 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No red candles on the hourly on SPY today. Geez.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So then plan is nobody sells and we gamma squeeze to 5000 and then everyone is rich.

[–]Avid_Hiker98Pinterest $34 buyout. 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Bought bigly TSLA 6/9 $210P $3.75

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Phew... closed out my TSLA calls today and I was already seeing your 5-6 digit profit posts on them 2 weeks from now.

[–]paeancapitalDovie'andi se tovya sagain. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Need Dark Brandon to show up tonight. Vivé volátil.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 3 points4 points  (1 child)

AMONG POSSIBLE OPTIONS FOR THE JUNE 4 MEETING, OPEC+ IS DISCUSSING AN ADDITIONAL OUTPUT CUT OF AROUND 1 MILLION BARRELS PER DAY - 2 SOURCES.

Ahhhh the test-the-oil-market-rumors have begun

[–]wccoffeeTWS chief Coffee afficianado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugly trend day without tech leading

[–]Anotherlevel34<transparent> 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Every time I save up some money I want to throw it at the next hot thing instead of paying off debt.

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 5 points6 points  (2 children)

D:

Pay that debt off homie. Just think of it as paying for less stress and external pressure. Being debt free really reframes a lot of things

[–]ThePineapple3112 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah it can even take away the guilt of throwing money at the next hot thing

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100%

I could blow up my account right now and it would suck, but the guilt I feel would be very little... now if I blew up an account when I owed someone money.. well shit

[–]AskalanyX will go 999% in 3 minutes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you were ever going to buy beet, now is the time.

[–]NotGucciBuy the DIP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They going ramp this to the close aren't they.

[–]BiggestBau5Max Drawdown? Never met him 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i sense an epic bear trap early next week

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 2 points3 points  (9 children)

I still haven't seen an update on how much paper wealth we've created recently.

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 2 points3 points  (8 children)

mine won't be in there

[–]BoatshoesJaxKhaledFIRE 5 points6 points  (7 children)

True wealth is the friends you made along the way

[–]jmayo05data dependent loosely held strong opinions 1 point2 points  (6 children)

do internet friends count? lol probably not

[–]BoatshoesJaxKhaledFIRE 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Sure why not, metaverse u/wiggz420 is inviting us out to his lakehouse in real life.

[–]wiggz4202nd weakest hands on TWS 0 points1 point  (4 children)

lmao theta gang isn't invited 🤣

[–]jmayo05data dependent loosely held strong opinions 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]wiggz4202nd weakest hands on TWS 0 points1 point  (1 child)

lmaoooo

[–]jmayo05data dependent loosely held strong opinions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it helps ive lost money this week haha

[–]jmayo05data dependent loosely held strong opinions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh daaaaamn!

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 3 points4 points  (2 children)

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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wonder wonder who that could be

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was me I’m the idiot (and I don’t have you blocked so Reddit is being dumb)

[–]gyunikumenHow do you trade TLT? 4 points5 points  (3 children)

so what are the potential risks in the short term? it seems we have clear skies going into the summer!

[–]mractor111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it seems we have clear skies going into the summer!

If everyone thinks this...

[–]Anotherlevel34<transparent> 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Summer seems fine. Next catalyst will be something that breaks when student loans ramp back up.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since earnings don't matter, I don't see any. I guess at least one bank is still under HTM pressure but they're using the BTFP so I'm assuming it's not an issue.

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All I ask is for RTX 100 sometime next week.

Today was a great start, went long (40) 100 strike calls on Monday, final profit target on the options are 15x

e: Already went from 0.08 -> 0.21 .. time to hold through the weekend and try not to think about them.

[–]AskalanyX will go 999% in 3 minutes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy semis, don't let them take your profits early. NFA, prolly.

[–]sailnaked6842Likes the pain of early entries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realized small profits of 2.5% on TMF... not great but only held for a few days...long durations seem to be getting some pressure - perhaps that's a sign the bond market is pricing in less of a chance of a recession?

Also AMSC now +15% today

[–]yolo_senseyounger than tj 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Freaking loving this stock market. I know some of you daytrade these kinds of gains in a day but I’m up 66k ytd. Very happy with the fact that I’ve really figured out my own style of trading that’s pretty damn consistent. So far I’m sporting a 74% win rate this year.

[–]BoatshoesJaxKhaledFIRE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wen premium alert service?

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome job! Consistency is key obviously, taking the volatility of out a portfolio really helps you sleep at night

[–]Avid_Hiker98Pinterest $34 buyout. 4 points5 points  (1 child)

CRM looks like such an obvious short down to 185-190ish. I only have 3 contracts but I’m scared to buy more because we all know what happens to bears ;(

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

665 P/E lowest revenue growth since 2010 - when fundamentals start to matter again Cramer is going to have to spend twice as much effort pumping it

[–]medictrader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ES pushing up against 20 day 2.5SD Bollinger, YTD 2SD VWAP, and some supply areas from last year, gonna take a lot to push it much higher from here imo.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

instant 5pt tp on that lmao nice

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://twitter.com/dunleavy89/status/1664688407140859913

Refill plan for those asking about durations

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Imagine having been long from 3500 to 4300 and shutting down on June 2 to take the summer off. I want to believe there's at least one person that just did that.

[–]Intern_to_Pelosimarket breadth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I diddled in the middle caught 3700-4100 via TQQQ and SPXL, then shorted this manic rally. Overall not too bad. I can’t initiate long trades when breadth is screaming risk off like it has been recently. Slave to the signals

E: how do you know when it’s time to turn the signals off and buy with both hands?

[–]LiferRsLocal TWS Idiot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My plan was to wait for a dip back to 3500 and coast on a few ES futures :/ missed the boat it seems. Perhaps now that the debt deal is going to get signed, we can see a flight back to treasuries in the coming weeks.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was long from December to Early Feb, then fucked around with the chop, now getting blown out. Not sure what my long term plan is. Still think we get a recession though

[–]TradeApeFUCK RUSSIA! 2 points3 points  (4 children)

You can check old threads and find out pretty easily who’s been bullish for a while ;)

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Lol I don't remember a whole lot of people being bullish in December.

Edit: Onion was one of them though, that I remember

[–]BoatshoesJaxKhaledFIRE 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ser

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao

[–]TradeApeFUCK RUSSIA! -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty hard to nail the exact bottom.

[–]Sabre_TheCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grabbing some 6/16 COST 520/530 debit spread. Looking like it could take out that high.

May gamble on some July 590/600 spread cause…. Why not?

[–]ta0910SMH 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The Jensen Denny’s story is giving zuck sweet baby rays vibes

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine having an idea for a new industry in your 20s, then finding yourself at retirement age and still nurturing that initial idea. But now the industry is worth hundreds of billions. These aren’t robots. In many ways they’re just like you and me, with all the weird quirks and flaws. Really just amazing.

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody go wake up VIX or at least check it's pulse.

[–]TennesseeJeddTeam Chaos 3 points4 points  (6 children)

seeing lots of action on IWM longs out into july. We think the rotation continues from tech to other stuff?

[–]jmayo05data dependent loosely held strong opinions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes. Sold a bunch of TNA puts last week. I need to close some, but I still think the uh "safer" long is the russy.

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I opened some for Oct.

I ignored the indi that told me to long SPX from 3550 - 4350. Same indi is saying long IWM from 163 - 215. NFA

[–]quietboltactiontoo many smooth brains 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Is Diablo 4 a buy?

[–]ASpaceman43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Preordered the ultimate edition. First game I preordered AND bought the ultimate version since Battlefield 1.

[–]TennesseeJeddTeam Chaos 3 points4 points  (1 child)

absolutely. im biased as i was an avid d2 player back in the day, but i think they hit the nail on the head with this one.

[–]Sabre_TheCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah shit fine I’ll get it.

D2 remastered was pretty gud.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10Y futures at 3.7, looks like I overestimated earlier.

[–]TradeApeFUCK RUSSIA! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maltese Falcon and the Black Pearl are both prettier than Bezos’s yacht. Short Amazon I guess?

[–]TennesseeJeddTeam Chaos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ive made small money today and only shorting lol. im not proud of myself.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Well I better learn how to sling zero days if I'm gonna survive in this market.

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 2 points3 points  (6 children)

don't...just don't. stay far away from 0 days. nothing good comes from them

[–]matcht 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That's the attitude.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I've used them before to hedge straight-up days, I just don't have the vibes fully built out

[–]matcht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah takes a certain kind of mentality I think, best experiment with small amounts or spreads if using them.

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😳😳😳

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Has to be the right environment. May, not April, that sort of thing.

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

95% of my losses are 0 days. Be careful

[–]ta0910SMH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No kidding

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Russy up 3%

[–]All_Work_All_PlaySell vol and chill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah imma bout to get stopped out of my shorts. =\

[–]Sabre_TheCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gawd I love Friday option on a trend day 😮‍💨

[–]wiggz4202nd weakest hands on TWS 5 points6 points  (5 children)

all bears have to be dead now right? right?

buddy check u/rs6866

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am dead

[–]SS_DeepITMSQQQ Martingale Undefeated 3 points4 points  (2 children)

sitting in some cash feels real dumb rn

but better than owning Dollar General i suppose

[–]BoatshoesJaxKhaledFIRE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi Hunter would disown you if he knew you were parked in cash

[–]SpiritualAdvisor7952 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is me. Cash + longs but not long enough since May 4th and/or March 13.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've moved on from bears shorts to call sellers.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Verizon $VZ said its not in talks with Amazon $AMZN for resale of wireless service - Bloomberg

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 2 points3 points  (2 children)

So not TMUS, and not VZ... maybe T, the ticker sitting at a support established in 1994?

Hmmm

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The e-commerce major is engaged with Verizon Communications (VZ.N), T-Mobile US Inc (TMUS.O) and Dish Network Corp (DISH.O), and looking to offer wireless plans for $10 a month or lower to Prime members, according to the report. Amazon also held talks with AT&T Inc (T.N) earlier.

Seems like fake news. Remember the AMD and MSFT partnership? Seems like we're getting a lot of that lately.

[–]SpiritualAdvisor7952 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WSJ article yesterday highlighted earnings manipulation is at 40 year highs as well. Probably nothing.

[–]saxomophoney$SPX machine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy moly -- I've been bullish for a while but not even I thought FMF would be this vertical. Clearly, spoos is gonna make a run at 4300 today, only question I have is if it closes above 4300 today or not

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 6 points7 points  (2 children)

OT: In Vermont, it's legal to leave your house nude and walk around. But, if you leave your house clothed and then strip naked, you are committing a crime. Also, if you show any type of arousal it's considered a crime.

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Perfect. I’ll just have to be sure not to peek at AMD’s price when browsing the fine establishments of VT 👍

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to try and fit an 'emperor has no clothes' reference to something regarding the markets but quickly realized I shouldn't be thinking so hard on a Friday.

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Semis digesting while everyone else is feasting

[–]_hongkonglongDIS Activist Investor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am not long enough 😭

[–]iandwMostly Flat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

$LULU is up 12.7% on 24% sales growth. What is going on with the consumer? Nobody is scared of credit card debt at high double-digit interest rates? Housing and cars are expensive to finance. God forbid the consumer misses transferring to a new 0% balance transfer offer.

The athletic apparel retailer now expects to see full-year revenue of $9.44 billion to $9.51 billion, up from a previous range of $9.31 billion and $9.41 billion.

Sales rose 24% to $2 billion, up from $1.61 billion a year earlier.

E: It's China.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People will buy LULU and AAPL even if they're accruing 20% interest on their unpaid credit card debt. It's pretty amazing.

[–]Sabre_TheCat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

CAT straight vertical +7% lol

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

carrying the dow

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh right, that's officially 1000 NQ hype points off of the NVDA earnings.

[–]mojojojomu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How Sway?!?!

I aint got the answers to this market. What the hell...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Will the market have the most epic blowoff top in decades?

[–]All_Work_All_PlaySell vol and chill 1 point2 points  (1 child)

4300 before 4100.

E: of course once that happens it'll be 4400 before 4200.

[–]BoatshoesJaxKhaledFIRE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No mas!

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Just gonna leave this UAA chart here: https://www.tradingview.com/x/K8emXMzk/

last time UAA did a double bottom at this level and held it rallied 250%+ over the next 18 months.

[–]mractor111 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Threw a few pennies at it. Lets see where its at in 6 months

[–]HiddenMoney420Qs 320 by 1/24 - hot take made 8/10/23 2 points3 points  (1 child)

These are the types of plays I'll buy a stupid amount of contracts on for a few pennies each, eat the risk, set the stops, and ask my broker to block me from viewing the ticker.

[–]mractor111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much this lol the position is a hedge against fomo too

[–]sailnaked6842Likes the pain of early entries 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AMSC + 10%

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 3 points4 points  (1 child)

GENERAL MOTORS CEO SAYS TESLA DOES NOT HAVE "A PERMANENT LEAD" IN EV TECHNOLOGY

[–]Manticorea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A permanent lead would be more like the Chinese, since their population is humongous, patriotic, and already invested in mines and whatnot to support their EV industry.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 3 points4 points  (0 children)

T-Mobile Says It's Not in Talks to Add Wireless Plans to Amazon Prime

TMUS down 8%

[–]Manticorea 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Does anyone really believe in that news about AMZN talking to wireless carriers? Why would they do that? And why does such news always come out on Friday?

[–]mractor111 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why not? Their whole business model is to get people to join and stay in their ecosystem. Much like apple. They'll probably run at a loss on the telecomm business but it'll be made back via other ventures. I think its genius

The telecomm business has been a joke for decades. Its overpriced and customer service is terrible. Imagine if they addressed that and you basically get it for $10 a month (chances are you're already paying) as well as every other benefit you already get

It also makes people leaving amazon prime that much harder as they'll have to change telecomm providers. Barrier to exit is much higher and the cash keeps flowing

[–]Manticorea 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What other ventures are you referring to? Would they more than make up for loss of revenue by selling at what will most likely be near wholesale price for their plans through Amazon?

Yeah, telecom business is a big joke, agree with that.

[–]mractor111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know the structure of the potential deal but I'm sure theres a few things in there that are crafty and it wont be a black and white deal.

I'm also sure that they know how things have gone for Visible and Mint and it may well be slightly profitable or break even. I was probably exaggerating when I said it would be at a loss - I doubt they'd do that. Lets say its break-even. It's similar to Costco then. They'll make money on memberships - both new and retained. A lot of his playbook has been from Walmart and Costco

Also dont for a second think it'll be $15 a month or $139 per year forever with this addition. They'll jack the prices up at some point and juicy profits will flow

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It seems that the China stimulus news was also a rumor, as far as I know, and the answer is of course exit liquidity.

[–]Manticorea 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah, too bad no one ever gets penalized for it.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an SEC investigation into the leaked Yellen "bank mergers" tweet I think. SEC only gets involved when stocks go down, as usual.

[–]Avid_Hiker98Pinterest $34 buyout. 6 points7 points  (7 children)

omg I left so much money on the table I am going to kms.

[–]stras_2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait you closed those tsla calls early?

[–]SpiritualAdvisor7952 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making 2x the national avg income in a day isn’t enough?

[–]Sabre_TheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pp comes off

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you made 6 figs bro. relax

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Now you’re sounding like Bonzi

[–]saxomophoney$SPX machine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is a direct bonzi quote I believe

[–]paeancapitalDovie'andi se tovya sagain. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too bb but it's aight.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i can stare at an ide/charts all day long but something about excel's ui physically gives me a headache lol

[–]BarbaricMonkeyLearning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lack of dark mode maybe?

[–]paeancapitalDovie'andi se tovya sagain. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Added some industrials puts for next week, and short a little Qs. Factory orders and ISM services Mon.

[–]938961great at buying the top, bad at usernames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla gonna break out of the 6 month range today?

[–]Sabre_TheCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy ENPH calls here. Very small size expecting bounce to 195 if happens. R/r decent.

[–]Manticorea 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Slight bounce in UNG. Just bec it's commodity, or is it a good sign?

[–]saxomophoney$SPX machine 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Technical bounce from so much selling imo. That being said, I bought a fair amount of UNG yesterday. Buying now, plan is to sell in aug/sept/oct depending on how the seasonal inventory build up plays out -- or it it doesn't play out

[–]Manticorea 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Risky, but I like the sound of that.

[–]saxomophoney$SPX machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Risky for sure... I didn't buy that much, I had 25 shares and I bought another 100 yesterday. If NG spot can't stay above $2 this summer then I will sell for a loss.

[–]TennesseeJeddTeam Chaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Small caps scootin along jammin to logic.

today is my day, it's my day

And no matter what they say, it's my day. Lalalalalala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCdMwyIy3ks

[–]whatbankroll 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Degenerate in me wants to buy calls; sensible person wants to sell them.

[–]paeancapitalDovie'andi se tovya sagain. 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I sold them 45 50 and got ran right TF over. 💀

[–]whatbankroll 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Once I sold ES options in my futures account and it moved against me so fast that I was liquidated with a negative balance. Never doing that again.

[–]paeancapitalDovie'andi se tovya sagain. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nightmare shit

[–]ASpaceman43 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Fuck. I can't look anymore.

Where is the ReCeSsIoN that was promised?!

[–]TradeApeFUCK RUSSIA! 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Cancelled ages ago.

[–]Paul-throwaway 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A recession could still happen. Right now, almost all the indicators say just a slowdown. Not even a soft landing but just slower 1%-2% growth.

But we still have to watch things. The Fed has jacked rates enough that financing costs are very high and will remain there for at least 8 months. Things can still go sideways.

The market built-in enough downturn in 2022 to cover off a mild recession and since that didn't happen, it is recovering some of that now. But this recovery happens on a stock-by-stock basis. Is the price for stockX low compared to prospects now. It doesn't mean the whole market gets bid back up. P/E ratios should also be lower just because interest rates are higher.

But this 2022 downturn was so long ago. The market has almost forgot what it did. If a recession does start up now or in 3 months, the market will take a good drop again just because it has forgotten what it has previously priced in.

[–]TradeApeFUCK RUSSIA! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything if possible but there are imo zero signs of a recession on the charts (yet). And I’m not in the business of guessing tops and bottoms.

[–]wiggz4202nd weakest hands on TWS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

starting to trim my long term positions up here to free up cash for the next dip

no moves today, gonna hit the range in a bit and enjoy the sunny and 77 degree weather! see ya nerds in the random!

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 2 points3 points  (2 children)

So, spoos is hitting 4300 today I guess?

Edit: Fuck me for thinking that when it came time to buy back into small caps tech wouldn't also be rallying like crazy

[–]Manticorea 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did you try to short?

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I've been short.

[–]paeancapitalDovie'andi se tovya sagain. 2 points3 points  (2 children)

ILMN is your AI powered genomics ticker. Beautifully coiled on the weekly. Some Icahn drama has held it down for a little while but that seems to be resolving.

[–]SpiritualAdvisor7952 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m in this at $200. Druck started a position in Q1 as well.

[–]paeancapitalDovie'andi se tovya sagain. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we can retrace his entry at 217 that works for me.

[–]quietboltactiontoo many smooth brains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NKE looks buyable too. Stop loss around 98 and let her breathe

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 4 points5 points  (6 children)

bears are so weak...unreal

edit: i shorted...btw

[–]ZenizioNo beer and no chill. 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Bears aren’t weak. Your powers are just too strong.

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I went long before that drop we had earlier too...so I am just too strong both ways

[–]ZenizioNo beer and no chill. 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I thought you were retiring from trading.

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 2 points3 points  (2 children)

tried to

[–]ZenizioNo beer and no chill. 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Honestly sounds like a gambling addiction. Trying to catch wild reversals for the big score. Worried about you man.

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Slamming red or black with pennies

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wtf, UVXY is classified as a penny stock by Fidelity now lol

[–]Sabre_TheCat 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Closing most TSLA calls and debit spreads. Leaving some runs here. Woot.