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[–]SpiritualAdvisor7952 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The entire put chain for AAP is ITM now. Wow. $91s were 5 cents - should have been obvious with AZO missing last week. This is why I’m poor.

[–]wiggz4202nd weakest hands on TWS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy smokes

[–]AnimalShithouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Time is a circle.

[–]SpiritualAdvisor7952 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminder that C3. carbon capture IOT Energy AI reports today and will be hitting ATH.

(Or it’ll crash bec PTJ is back to his cb)

[–]IamTheAsianShort with a short pp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Closed overnight shorts here. Really hope we go lower tomorrow though

[–]All_Work_All_PlaySell vol and chill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only took four hours to realize I forgot....

[–]wachigaLife is transitory 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That reversal on AVGO was wild. Daily candle looks wrecked. Semis likely topped for a while.

[–]gyunikumen🐼 bear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

120 Hours and I'm done with the main quest of ToTK! I'm gonna feel a bit empty but satisfied 🥲

and succession is over 🥲🥲🥲

[–]Deonneon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the zoom bubble that had legs and an epidemic backing. I remember shorting at 200 and 300 and being burned.

[–]BitcoinsRLit 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Asia is pissed wow

[–]NotGucciBuy the DIP 1 point2 points  (7 children)

What happened?

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 2 points3 points  (6 children)

[–]AnimalShithouse 5 points6 points  (5 children)

They don't got AI out there?

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 3 points4 points  (4 children)

No they do, they use it to track dissidents and shit, but Xi was like "if you guys start an AI bubble I'll fuck your shit up" and they listened because he's a dictator

[–]AnimalShithouse 4 points5 points  (3 children)

but Xi was like "if you guys start an AI bubble I'll fuck your shit up" and they listened because he's a dictator

Damn, this is why dictatorship works sometimes.

[–]gyunikumen🐼 bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh. More like if you become too successful, then your success is a threat towards the sole legitimacy of the communist party.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah but then they go too far and you get covid zero

[–]AnimalShithouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya, that was a cockup lol. Classic Xi, though.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 4 points5 points  (2 children)

ToS data is broken and also people are buying the absolute shit out of bonds and this is confusing to me.

[–]BoatshoesJaxKhaledFIRE 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What’s so confusing to you?

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh never mind, having a slow evening

[–]NotGucciBuy the DIP 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Someone on WSB pointed out that on 5/24 someone bought 100k of ETRN 8c 10/20/23 options for .20 each worth 1.40 today.

And behold ETRN is part of the debt-ceiling. Congress was always going pass the debt-ceiling.


[–]mractor111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddammit. I wish Id seen that post lol

[–]Avid_Hiker98Pinterest $34 buyout. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What time is the debt vote tomorrow?

[–]NotGucciBuy the DIP 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]All_Work_All_PlaySell vol and chill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this not just the8 80/20 rule? 20% of the S&P has returned 80% of the returns YTD. Chop off the bottom 9% or so of the 29% and you get 80% of the returns almost exactly. FFS this is why indexes work

[–]cropsiclesFueled by hopium 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Does anybody know why SPX margin is like ~4x ES margin on TDA?

[–]LiferRsLocal TWS Idiot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

SPX is securities while ES is commodity. Different regulations for margin. Example: $25k pattern day trade rule applies to securities only. You can day trade commodities as long as you meet margin requirements.

[–]blank-9090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it way higher everywhere. I think that is a feature of futures vs equities -much lower margin requirements.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 4 points5 points  (1 child)

CBO estimates that the GOP debt-limit bill will increase those eligible for SNAP benefits.

This sounds like a good deal to me :)


[–]AnimalShithouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when red states defund education. It eventually catches up to their leaders who now don't know how to do math and get a good deal.

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Turns out my CSGO inventory value for mostly cases and a few meh skins is worth another 15 AMD shares lol

[–]gyunikumen🐼 bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s… a lot

[–]Intern_to_Pelosimarket breadth 5 points6 points  (2 children)

nyse cumulative ad line with a 90 day ma, in the bottom pane. i am going to explore combining this with nhnl for nyse+nasdaq.


even alone, it is good for avoiding drawdowns, knowing when to take off leverage, you get the idea

[–]__ScramblesGot Value? 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn. The Breadth bros strike again!!!!

[–]Intern_to_Pelosimarket breadth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does the orderflow tell us 🧐

[–]Manticorea 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Seems $VRAR is being pumped for Apple AR event. Have doubts it’s a solid company. What are some companies that could benefit besides duh Apple? Maybe AR will pick up the baton from AI in pumping the market a little more.

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 2 points3 points  (4 children)

$HPQ | HP's CEO: Working On Building AI-Powered PC With Key Partners - CNBC

Edit: Google should be like "Hey did you guys know the Tensor chip was built for AI and that pixels use AI? Just wanted to remind you!"

[–]ryebit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta pump those laptops... HP sales decline

Lenovo needs to find a mountaintop and start shouting the buzzwords too... Lenovo sales decline

I think COVID pulled forward a lot of PC demand.

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Yeah, they’re probably referring to the AI IP blocks that are integrated into the next gen AMD and INTC chips. All HPQ would be doing is implementing the new chip into their laptop designs, as they’ve always done. 🤷

[–]AnimalShithouse -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I mean, it's no different than what amd and Intel are basically doing when they talk about AI lol.

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well AMD and INTC are actually designing AI hardware, which is actually significantly different than what HPQ is doing lol

[–]hibernating_brainPermabull 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Spoos close:

Jun 2021: 4200

Jun 2022: 4200

Jun 2023: 4200

[–]_hongkonglongDIS Activist Investor 7 points8 points  (3 children)

June 2024: 2400

[–]saxomophoney$SPX machine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it'd be a lot easier to make money from a 2400 close in 6/24 than if it was flat yet again. Easier on my sanity too.

[–]All_Work_All_PlaySell vol and chill 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Deeper we still have unfilled gaps from GFC.

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that’s definitely something.

[–]LiferRsLocal TWS Idiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flat for 2 years 🤡

[–]hibernating_brainPermabull 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Rotation game is on.

Dank index like CVNA, W were up >15% today. Garbage index like SHOP next.

[–]wiggz4202nd weakest hands on TWS 2 points3 points  (1 child)

need more dank garbage recommendations plz

[–]why_you_beerJudas goat 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Intern_to_Pelosimarket breadth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where is TOST on your dank/garbage list?

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 5 points6 points  (10 children)


This is a list of AI tools that currently exist. How many have you tried?

[–]AnimalShithouse 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Just buy NVDA stock and you'll make enough money that you won't need tools to work any longer!

[–]jmayo05data dependent loosely held strong opinions 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I need these tools so i can eventually afford nvda shares.

[–]AnimalShithouse -1 points0 points  (1 child)

The shares are going to go up way faster than the tools make us money lolol.

[–]All_Work_All_PlaySell vol and chill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SMH like getting priced out of gear as the league progresses.

[–]W0LFSTENNo SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Dude relaaaax, you’ve commented 29 times today about AI lol

[–]AnimalShithouse 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]saxomophoney$SPX machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'm just mad that the productivity revolution is completely useless for me so far. Pretty much everything I've tried to do with it it made up some bullshit, and I can't use it for coding because I work in a proprietary system.

[–]AnimalShithouse 2 points3 points  (1 child)

100%. I mostly use it to meme.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same lol, robots are going to kill us all because of my chatgpt chat history

[–]Lost_in_Adeles_RollsMusk is a traitor and deserve a Pinochet helicopter ride 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]eyesonly_Doesn't understand hype 3 points4 points  (0 children)

South Korea and Japan apparently sent out emergency alerts that the NK satellite might be a ballistic missile and that it might land in Okinawa.

Edit: The Alert Message that was sent to Phones in the South Korean Capital of Seoul were labeled as a “Wartime Alert” with Residents across the City stating they have never seen anything like this before.

Edit 3:

Asked a colleague just now: "There's like 25 million people in the Seoul area -- where will we evacuate to?"

Her answer: "The office."

Edit 4: South Korea's Interior Ministry Says Previous Warning By Seoul City Was An Error

Edit 5: The Japanese Government has just Cancelled the Shelter-in-Place and “Evacuation Order” for the Island of Okinawa after it was determined the Missile/Satellite did not still present as Risk to the Region.

This was silly.