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[–]auto354x 622 points623 points  (2 children)

My screen time for settings app about to break all kinds of records

[–]son_lux_ 940 points941 points  (17 children)

Can’t believe I’ve been reading shitposting for a straight hour

[–]GotchaSriracha 664 points665 points  (2 children)

Apple giving people heart problems to sell more Apple Watch Series 6

[–]knziec 563 points564 points  (17 children)

Alright which is dropping first? iOS 14 or GTA 6?

[–]weronder 1430 points1431 points  (9 children)

iOS 13.7


[–]bobby_cruise 201 points202 points  (0 children)


[–]Zladan 142 points143 points  (3 children)

Maybe this means like, your software is down for dating?

That movie Her was pretty cool.

[–]innacuratebear 52 points53 points  (2 children)


[–]_isaias17 279 points280 points  (11 children)

Do I have to be over 18 to download ios 14?

[–]thiccsupreme 215 points216 points  (4 children)

yes you’ll need to show identification prior to downloading iOS 14

[–]getridofwires 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Also need a negative COVID-19 test within 72 hours of today and a valid driver’s license. And a library card.

[–]bladefinor 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Also Apple One subscription

[–]PrincessFromAlderaan 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Imagine this thread with elevator music in the background lol

[–]radioactive_Taxi 447 points448 points  (6 children)

When ever it refreshes slower I’m like 😮 then nothing

[–]auto354x 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Loll same. Got excited for 10 seconds

[–]thathybrid 435 points436 points  (6 children)

I skipped my son’s birthday for this shit

[–]Isthecoldwarover 191 points192 points  (2 children)

Just like everyone other of his birthdays huh?

[–]JayVee26 392 points393 points 2 (2 children)

I asked Tim Apple and he said they're all out of ios 14 :(

Edit: He sent Craig to look for some more in the back
Edit 2: Yup, all out

[–]tperelli 302 points303 points  (6 children)

Madly refreshes

[–]son_lux_ 2244 points2245 points 3222& 4 more (18 children)

What if the update is all the friends we made along the way

[–]windowsphoneguy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You man all the karma we farmed from shitposting

[–]detox84 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We had the update in us all along!

[–]dinozero 565 points566 points  (10 children)

How long can it possibly take to seed an update to 150 million users.

8 seconds ?

[–]duncanispro 319 points320 points  (3 children)

It’s one banana Michael, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?

[–]RichardDick4All 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.

[–]PleasantWay7 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There’s always money in the banana stand.

[–]LundgrenTheDolph 86 points87 points  (1 child)

2020 just keeps getting worse.

[–]MrEcon 86 points87 points  (1 child)

they're waiting for U2 to release a free album

[–]Mymom345 248 points249 points  (5 children)

Will I need to buy an IPhone before updating to IOS 14?

[–]That_One_Cool_Guy 183 points184 points  (2 children)

No just plug a lightning cable into your ass and download

[–]Anonymous_Hazard 996 points997 points  (22 children)

I don’t see it yet I WANT MY MONEY BACK

[–]jenishngl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Seems many are madly searching to get the update, including me ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–]bobby_cruise 167 points168 points  (3 children)

Fuck it, im dropping a tim cook diss track if they dont release this mf right now

[–]STO_3 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Spit heat bro, I know you got it in you

[–]tbclandot92 205 points206 points  (2 children)

Thank goodness for all you comedians on here. Makes constantly checking for the update more entertaining.

[–]kanimaki 929 points930 points  (28 children)

Last year iOS 13 rolled out 8 minutes after 1pm EDT for me, so I'm going to be patient this time...

Edit: 9 minutes in and no sign of 14 yet, this is UNACCEPTABLE!!! /s

Edit 2: 13 minutes in and all I’ve been doing is tapping in and out of my Settings like ☝️👁👄👁

Edit 3: 20 minutes in, "iOS 13.7 Your software is up to date." doesn't seem like a real sentence anymore I've been staring at it for so long

Final edit: Thanks for the awards kind strangers, I’m finally downloading the update 3+ hours in 🙌

[–]SSteve137 77 points78 points  (6 children)

And we’re at 27 minutes and no update!

[–]Gcousin 52 points53 points  (3 children)

This delay is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. 😭😭

[–]DeputyKovacs 243 points244 points  (5 children)

Can I still microwave my iPhone to quick charge it above 50%?

[–]MidnightBlue43 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Continuously checking for the update, I will need to charge my iPad and iPhone once the update is ready.

[–]Joffrey_banana 131 points132 points  (1 child)

If this goes on any longer, I’ll have to switch from ignoring work to ignoring my kids.

[–]fayevalentinee 3348 points3349 points 22226553& 32 more (41 children)

so many new comments in here no one will notice if I admit I have a small peen

edit: Fuck

[–]copepod11 347 points348 points  (4 children)

Make this the top comment

[–]JasonCox 91 points92 points  (1 child)

Upvoting for visibility.

[–]BeerPlusReddit 105 points106 points  (0 children)

The first time it’s been visible.

[–]weronder 176 points177 points  (3 children)

When the “Checking for update” loading screen takes an extra half second and you think it might show up this time

[–]thiccsupreme 23 points24 points  (0 children)

man that shit gets ur hopes to the moon then they crash back down to earth 😔

[–]afieldonearth 224 points225 points  (1 child)

Alright they said September 16th, but did they specify the year?

Maybe this is a surprise update to Android and we’re getting it next year

[–]jurgeeeh 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Awh shit see you guys in a year

[–]WarMenace 252 points253 points  (12 children)

Just texted apple support and they said we are all some losers

[–]Apprehensive_Fold885 122 points123 points  (1 child)

Yeah but what about the update?

[–]bbcversus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You guys get updates?

[–]cmnthom 57 points58 points  (2 children)

I don't even want it anymore. 13.7 for life.

[–]thesmithtopher 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You lie to yourself often? ;)

[–]KngHrts2 195 points196 points  (5 children)

There is no iOS14 in Ba Sing Se

[–]Tugwater 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Did you check the SECRET TUNNEL?

[–]Gingersnap5322 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Earth King has invited you to r/lakelaogai

[–]Isthecoldwarover 151 points152 points  (4 children)

Took a day off being unemployed for this, what the fick Apple

[–]glen-matthews 53 points54 points  (1 child)

This is what happens when you don't announce the iPhone 12. Now all focus is on an iOS release.

[–]son_lux_ 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Are you guys spending a nice day? Don’t forget to hydrate yourself.

[–]radioactive_Taxi 50 points51 points  (4 children)

If this isn’t released before the PlayStation 5 Event I’m going to be mildly inconvenienced.

[–]ilgarbagio 52 points53 points  (2 children)

I actually went into school for the first time in months to use their wifi for this, so the opposite of skipping....

[–]btoms96 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Hey you, you’re finally awake. iOS 13.7 Your software is up to date

[–]OutZoned 258 points259 points  (4 children)

Literally shaking with rage. Five whole minutes. I'll never eat an Apple again. Oranges only

[–]DrDacote 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Let me in, let me iiiiiin

[–]Bluewall1 171 points172 points  (0 children)

You wake up.

You look at your phone, it says 6:00 am. The UI is that old skeuomorphic design from... the... past ?

It's 2013. You dreamt. iOS 14 was a dream all along.

COVID never happened. But iOS 7 is about to drop. You feel happy. You feel fine. All is well and good.

[–]speednub1 48 points49 points  (4 children)

can apple watch read blood oxygen if you strap it to your penis

[–]LetHaywardPlayLoL 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I still don’t have it available

[–]320gblink 118 points119 points  (5 children)


[–]core028 42 points43 points  (1 child)

idk why but this thread feels like twitch chat...

[–]anthonyvardizModerator 78 points79 points  (0 children)

iOS 13.7 Your software is up to date.

Less truthful words have never been displayed on glass before.

[–]Vixtrus 39 points40 points  (1 child)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[–]ParrotInTheSky 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Guys, Tim Cook just messaged me and said that I need to send 0.7 BTC to some address to get the update. Is this legit??

[–]theineffablebob 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Fake. His name is Tim Apple.

[–]xangelkiller 33 points34 points  (3 children)

You’ll know it’s out when this thread goes quiet

[–]MtEverest2005 203 points204 points  (59 children)

1 minute late. Unusable /s

[–]luxmesa 69 points70 points  (0 children)

15 minutes! If this was college, class is officially canceled.

[–]MidnightLiving 27 points28 points  (8 children)


Apple Support tweeted back to someone that the update will be “available soon”. This was about 20 minutes ago.

[–]Isthecoldwarover 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah well my dad said he’d come back and soon and look where that got me

[–]donniexc 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Is this what dying feels like?

[–]oalex01 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Wait guys they never said what year

[–]bolegda69 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Oh good you’re awake! You hit your head pretty hard there.

iOS 14 delayed? New Apple Watch? No iPhone 12 announcement? What are you talking about?

Let’s go to the apple store in the mall and take funny pictures on photo booth with all the crazy filters!

[–]RocketHopper 86 points87 points  (1 child)

The settings app has a monopoly on Apple updates, we should be able to also download it in Fortnite

[–]bobby_cruise 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Literally everyone: “you should drop the update on time”

Apple: “no, no i dont think i will”

[–]exjr_[S,M] 546 points547 points  (53 children)

[–]GoldenSlime 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I think they meant September 16th 2021?

[–]Seansfruit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Still nothing for me

[–]ObimoObinkimo 57 points58 points  (6 children)

Apple Store India shows 9/17 release time while the Apple Store UAE website shows 9/16. With the difference in timezones taken into account that means iOS 14 should release at 12PM Pacific and 3PM Eastern time today

[–]That_One_Cool_Guy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Too scientific for me, shitposts only please

[–]swiftpaw334 54 points55 points  (0 children)

iOS 13.7 your software is up to date

[–]Isthecoldwarover 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Just 19 more minutes of shitposting boys and we’ll have it.

[–]8_______D 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Honestly I’m more excited for iOS 14 than the new hardware this year.

[–]Griffdude13 24 points25 points  (1 child)


So, you thought iOS would release on time

[–]Alythehedgehog 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Not gonna lie this thread is the best thing that’s happened on the internet for weeks.

[–]weronder 22 points23 points  (3 children)

PS5 showcase in less than an hour maybe we’ll have it by the time that’s over

[–]ty04 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Hand over the Watch Memoji app now or the Genius gets it.


[–]bigwall79 92 points93 points  (1 child)

Can I speak with a manager please? I’ve been waiting 5 minutes, this is unacceptable!

[–]Bluewall1 24 points25 points  (3 children)

This is now a shitpost thread.

[–]afieldonearth 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Guys, like the event said yesterday, “Tim Flies.”

Tim Cook is jetsetting around the globe to hand deliver this update to every single Apple Customer, it takes time, give him a break.

[–]Griffdude13 21 points22 points  (1 child)

We'll find a vaccine for COVID before iOS14 goes live.

[–]exjr_[S,M] 65 points66 points  (6 children)

OTA is not up yet. iTunes/Finder should pull the IPSW links though.

Will update this comment and let GM people know if they will see the update or not.

[–]LastSummerGT 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Not seeing it on iTunes.

[–]gowingsgo 67 points68 points  (6 children)

Do I need two iPhones with ios7 to get iOS 14?

[–]psh8989 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You will need duct tape obviously but yeah that should work.

[–]MCGA_libs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

this is what puppies feel like when you leave and they're waiting for you at the door

[–]conquistron 47 points48 points  (3 children)

iOS 13.7: Your software is up to date iOS 13.7: Your software is up to date iOS 13.7: Your software is up to date iOS 13.7: Your software is up to date

[–]MisterOminous 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m having more fun watching this feed then I would be downloading iOS 14

[–]kaiush 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Do we update our phones or do our phones update us?

[–]ak47rocks1337yt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Seriously? I delayed iOS 14 for this

[–]OutZoned 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There is no software update in Apple Sing Se

[–]Isthecoldwarover 20 points21 points  (22 children)

What’s the next made up time we’re guessing?

[–]CaptainBecket 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Starting to think the GOT IT people are lying...

[–]furou 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s been 84 years

[–]Sidk04 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Everytime the “checking for update” takes a second longer i get so excited.

[–]SasquatchEyes 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Friendship ended with Apple.

Now Orange is my best friend.

[–]speednub1 19 points20 points  (3 children)

i fucking cried when dobby was free, man. one of the most liberating moments of my life. i realized i was enslaved by metaphorical socks, too, and that's when i decided i'd live life to the fullest. now i wait for iOS updates the minute they're released.

[–]thexawakening 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m updating my phone to 13.7 just so I can feel alive again

[–]fckcountrymusic 38 points39 points  (7 children)


[–]cryolems 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Guys I think he’s dead

Edit: he hasn’t responded and iOS 14 isn’t here should we call 911?

[–]CziQita 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Seriously? I skipped my funeral for this.

[–]MrEcon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Have we finished phase 3 trials with iOS 14?

[–]thu22jun 15 points16 points  (1 child)

You know... Tim Apple actually didn't say what time it was going to be released... that's MacRumours' prediction... maybe we were all bamboozled by MacRumours...

[–]KeitaSutra 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Playstation 5 Showcase at 1:00pm Pacific for anyone interested and looking for something to hold them over while we wait.


[–]Sidk04 16 points17 points  (1 child)

There is normal procrastination then there is spending last hour looking at live comments of this thread. I NEED TO DO SOME WORK..!

[–]btoms96 92 points93 points  (7 children)

I heard if you PM me your credit card info you get iOS 14 immediately

[–]Ttgek 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Upside is today I learned time zones are not only divided by full hours, but also in half hour increments 👌🏻

[–]JohnnyRico91 33 points34 points  (0 children)

“Wait, my device is up to date?”

iOS 13.7: always has been

[–]jack0lantern21 47 points48 points  (1 child)

I guess time doesn’t fly

[–]will-succ-4-guac 16 points17 points  (3 children)

So were the times for “when you can download iOS 14” just completely made up?

[–]scientist--salarian 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tim Apple keeping me from doing something useful. At least I have someone to blame for my failures

[–]In_Vitr0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, 3.9K comments. I’ll bet ya that we hit 5K before the release.

[–]TheBrainwasher14 15 points16 points  (1 child)

We’re all gonna be so busy meming in here nobody will realise when it goes live

[–]tobsen987 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Maybe Apple suspended the wrong developer account?

[–]stony_phased 14 points15 points  (1 child)


[–]Alri_Alri_Alri 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Time isn’t flying anymore Apple

[–]son_lux_ 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Is it compatible with my PS4 or do I need to wait for the PS5 to download IOS14?

[–]Bernie_Ecclestone 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Cactus Cook sent me, me and my slimes want two Appy Patties with extra iOS 14 sauce.

[–]Sidk04 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Waiting for update is more exciting than yesterday’s event.

[–]YepThatGuy 14 points15 points  (4 children)

If I don’t get this damn update soon I may have to actually pay attention in my next meeting...

[–]failoutboy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

they better release it today, this ios update is like. the most exciting thing in my life right now. which is very sad but i also don’t do much

[–]MidnightLiving 11 points12 points  (2 children)


From Apple newsroom. It will be released today. Not delayed. 10am PST was the guess because it’s what they’ve always done, but that wasn’t an official time.

[–]olivermyk 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Do crabs think fish are flying? 🤔

[–]xangelkiller 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Contacted Apple support and they told me that adding turkey to a grilled cheese makes it a melt.

[–]saberlili 28 points29 points  (7 children)

Everyone’s busy asking where’s iOS 14 but nobody ask how’s iOS 14 :(

[–]son_lux_ 51 points52 points  (6 children)

So that was a fucking lie

[–]AJMcCoy612 47 points48 points  (4 children)

Is this what its like to be an Android user?

[–]OutZoned 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, except imagine this but over the course of a year or two

[–]MrBigtime_97 77 points78 points  (3 children)

Maybe the real iOS 14 were the friends we made along the way

[–]EduardoTaquitoHands 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can actually download it in Fortnite.

[–]Whereyaattho 13 points14 points  (6 children)

What’s dropping first, iOS 14, or Whole Lotta Red?

[–]STO_3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I skipped my own birth for this

[–]maxstolfe 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Guys, remember all those articles that warned us Apple was going to start pushing biannual upgrades?

This is it. iOS 14 comes out September 16 of next year. Gotta read 2020’s fine print before you click Agree.

[–]Raider5oh 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Anyone want to play Among Us while we wait? i have a lobby ready.


[–]speednub1 11 points12 points  (8 children)

how do you think the guy who took a day off for iOS 14 is doing? i miss him

[–]Sollja 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I’ll go shower. It will be out when I’m back.

[–]TheBrainwasher14 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Guys seriously, go for a hard reboot. Mine refused to say anything other than 13.7 but after the reboot it stayed exactly the same

[–]interloper09 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I just updated my iPad to....13.7!!!

[–]xangelkiller 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Apple giving devs more time to test their apps lol

[–]quebec348 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s it, I’m telling my mom

[–]drewthetrickguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Time Flies waiting for that update huh?

[–]PlanetHoth 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can imagine Tim Cook in his board room

“Let’s release it on September 16, 2020...at 11:59 PM”


[–]cmnthom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here to be disappointed again in a minute

[–]WarMenace 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I have mowed my lawn washed my car and took my dog for a walk in the past two hours and still no update?? WTF

[–]greenMaverick09 10 points11 points  (2 children)

anyone remember how exciting iOS 10 was?

[–]jurgeeeh 118 points119 points  (1 child)

Everyone in this comment section: WHERE IS THE IOS 14 DOWNLOAD?! Marques: so i’ve been using ios 15 for 2 weeks now

[–]barronflux 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Never buying Apple again


[–]OutZoned 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Do I need to update to iOS 6 in order to get the update? It's not showing up on my 3GS

[–]jurgeeeh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My hero

[–]lIlIllIlIlI 23 points24 points  (13 children)

I had surgery on my ass yesterday and it was more pleasant than waiting over 20 minutes for ios14

[–]TheBrainwasher14 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Alright guys ik we’re meming but don’t fucking contact Apple support

[–]oalex01 24 points25 points  (0 children)

iOS 14 tested positive for COVID-19 and has to self quarantine for 14 days before we can update

[–]stretch_muffler 26 points27 points  (25 children)

Everyone refreshing on sort by new, how is your day going?