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[–]MarviinSt 6001 points6002 points 3 (58 children)

I don’t even get my leg to 19

[–]LingonberryNo4738 1146 points1147 points  (17 children)

What's this leg moving you speak of?

[–]Prosso 451 points452 points  (10 children)

My leg is Def at 12 o clock

[–]tepkel 267 points268 points  (2 children)

Yeah, I lost my leg in time too. God damn temporal splinching.

[–]Ok_Truck_2815 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is this why I had three legs just now twenty minutes ago?

[–]improbably_me 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Her head stays vertical throughout, I can't even ... 🤯

[–]Montigue 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You might need to do some stretching

[–]cgerrells 3789 points3790 points  (36 children)

"Hey honey... what time is it?"

[–]JaxLikesSnax 2782 points2783 points  (28 children)

Time to spread the legs

[–]prolific_ideas 515 points516 points  (19 children)

Name checks out

[–]ZealousidealCable991 48 points49 points  (18 children)

For everyone who gets down to the next comment and wonders why the mods pisses on everyone's parade...

https://www.removeddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/pon8ep/girl_split_legs_10_levels/

[–]dookiebuttholepeepee 35 points36 points  (4 children)

They removed “not gonna say it”? Wtf is wrong with that?

[–]Martin_RB 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I feel like sometimes they nuke the entire chain if has few off comments.

[–]blitzbom 107 points108 points  (3 children)

The word of the day is legs.

Spread the word.

[–]nic_neb 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Time to go to bed 😁

[–]giftedbysight 1896 points1897 points  (19 children)

throws Holy water on screen

[–]magicalthinker 791 points792 points  (16 children)

I don't think that 'water' is holy

[–]iukpun 176 points177 points  (6 children)

[–]magicalthinker 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I love that film! You can often here me singing every sperm is sacred or the universe song whilst cooking dinner.

[–]-Aenigmaticus- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thanks, now my brain is playing Monty Python: The Meaning Of Life

[–]NinjaFormer 19 points20 points  (1 child)

r/HydroHomies is coming for you

[–]18dlkm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ay yo you get enough water to drink? don't be getting dehydrated now, king. you can be strong and cool while drinking 1 flOz per 1lb of weight. also remember you don't need anyone to make you happy king. that choice is yours, love yourself. if you're more hydrated your blood flows easier because it's less thick, that means you have more love to give.

[–]MarviinSt 1517 points1518 points  (188 children)

Is it still possible to have sex in the zero position? Asking for a friend.

[–]Hobbit_Feet45 957 points958 points  (17 children)

There it is. The real hero, asking the questions that we really want to know.

[–]LegSnapper206 541 points542 points  (7 children)

Hey man, back off. Its for HIS FRIEND

[–]ComprehensiveHornet3 208 points209 points  (6 children)

His friend is the real hero for sure.

[–]virusamongus 108 points109 points  (5 children)

Hi it's me ops friend

[–]Arvanti_Golpitan_III 54 points55 points  (4 children)

Nice try, we don’t make friends with any viruses among us

[–]la_arma_ficticia 384 points385 points  (104 children)

I think men don't take into consideration how much women have to push back against them during sex. I guess if you're absolutely ripped you can sustain her body weight for her while she does the splits, but otherwise you're expecting an insane amount of balance and strength aside from just flexibility. That or you thrust in and she just falls over

[–]Links_Wrong_Wiki 448 points449 points 3 (40 children)

Perhaps he could grasp her by the husk?

[–]ktoad 324 points325 points  (11 children)

By the WHAT

[–]tom444999 90 points91 points  (1 child)

This is the epitome of the, what did he say meme

[–]omnomnomgnome 22 points23 points  (0 children)

what THE?

[–]5in1K 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You know, by her peel.

[–]free-the-trees 25 points26 points  (1 child)

THE HUSK!

[–]ktoad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhhhhh

[–]shyguyJ 71 points72 points  (6 children)

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

[–]Bobby3127 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Well maybe a bird dropped it.

[–]MrDude_1 6 points7 points  (3 children)

In my mind, there is a swallow here.
and it does involve that bird.

[–]seanpwns 58 points59 points  (8 children)

it's not a question of where he grips her, it's a simple matter of weight ratios

[–]MagillaGorillasHat 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Listen, in order to maintain an erection, a man needs to thrust 43 times every second, right?

[–]Prossdog 10 points11 points  (2 children)

It could be maintained by an African man

[–]BehindTrenches 71 points72 points  (11 children)

I mean she’s got her arm on the wall, its not like you’re carrying her

[–]la_arma_ficticia 54 points55 points  (10 children)

Fair, but if she's concentrating on balance, strength and flexibility, she's probably not getting a lot out of it sexually, probably just a sense of accomplishment!

[–]_Diskreet_ 127 points128 points  (5 children)

and pride.

A sense of accomplishment and pride.

This DLC of the Karma Sutra was brought to you by E.A.

It’s in the game.

[–]dumpster_arsonist 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He asked if it was possible, not pleasurable.

[–]TheRiddler1976 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In fairness he never asked if she should have sex in the zero position. Just if she could

[–]AOKaye 47 points48 points  (5 children)

Omg. My ex would just lay on top of me and complain I was a fish. I told him we are already at max depth of this bed due to the weight so I can move up a little but I cannot push down any further. Stop being a lazy top (and bottom) and I’ll show you how it’s done.

To be fair I could do the splits and he never took advantage of any of my flexibility - it was dirty. Mennonites. Ugh.

[–]anomalia_temporalis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's unfortunate. Why the heck wouldn't anyone take advantage of flexibility like that... Lame

[–]_DarthBob_ 39 points40 points  (10 children)

Have had sex with a girl at like 7-8 o'clock of this pic, it was not really that hard to hold her up with her one leg on the floor and all

[–]arkanoid86 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Oh! Hey, look everybody! This guy has sex!

[–]_DarthBob_ 32 points33 points  (4 children)

And I've got the kids to prove it!... We'll I think they're mine

[–]arkanoid86 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We'll I think they're mine

In my view, that's what really matters. I mean, if I found out 20-some years later that a kid I raised wasn't mine biologically, I'd be furious with the mother, but I still raised that kid...they're still mine.

[–]Riztrain 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Wait a minute Sally, you can go in softly, you know, gently. just hump her sweetly.

[–]teckhunter 45 points46 points  (7 children)

My only real question is how long can someone hold the position. Anything above 2 minutes is fine

[–]adam12hicks 27 points28 points  (1 child)

You’d be pretty bruised up if you did it right.

[–]Lkj509 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would recommend against it, as the elastic force of her legs would most likely cause a concussion when released

[–]Klowned 10 points11 points  (8 children)

[–]Wilt_The_Stilt_ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

NSFW^ obviously.

But I’d say this video is more like a 7 than a 0. Still very educational. Thank you for you contribution.

[–]LostNightingale_ 791 points792 points  (25 children)

The little dog that looked at what its owner was doing and just noped out of there

[–]10Kalli10 258 points259 points  (18 children)

Didnt even noticed this little fluffy until I saw your comment. I was distracted...

[–]midnight7777 90 points91 points  (12 children)

What were you focused on exactly?

[–]HariPota4262 111 points112 points  (0 children)

really liked the table tbh. Interesting leg design on it

[–]10Kalli10 38 points39 points  (2 children)

The nice picture in the background got me

[–]omnomnomgnome 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was looking out for the gorilla passing by

[–]fappyday 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Oh. She's doing the thing again..."

[–]Buillshirt 606 points607 points  (23 children)

She should have farted after zero.

[–]Eightandskate 278 points279 points  (17 children)

Some people would pay to see that, I hear.

[–]semperrasa 272 points273 points  (13 children)

Some people would pay to hear that, I see.

[–]CompleX999 76 points77 points  (10 children)

Some hearers would see to pay that, people.

[–]SirRece 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Some hear I fart, me pay that person

[–]BASK_IN_MY_FART 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Hey guys, sorry I'm late

[–]TrueZeroneurone 501 points502 points  (16 children)

[–]StylishStuntman 453 points454 points  (11 children)

Everyone was waiting for the Unga Bunga sub link.

[–]DistinctStorage 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Ah that's what I'm gonna call it from here on. Thank you.

[–]HotShower_ColdBeer 293 points294 points  (1 child)

I’ll say it, Good ol’ side bang action.

[–]Valrax420 262 points263 points  (24 children)

If someone like for some reason wanted some porn videos with that position what do I need to google? I mean what I meant to say is what would my friend need to google... he’s very interested

[–]Greenlava 218 points219 points  (11 children)

Contortionist, flexible or gymnast would probably be it dude, have fun

[–]writer6996 279 points280 points  (8 children)

No, it’s for his friend

[–]Trellert 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Gymnast porn is top tier, they're all thicc af.

[–]CutLegitimate1863 116 points117 points  (6 children)

I am his friend and I can confirm he’s asking for me

[–]IDES0 22 points23 points  (5 children)

What did you need that information for?

[–]CutLegitimate1863 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Research purposes

[–]improbably_me 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For science, the children and hunger.

[–]Diseased-Jackass 177 points178 points  (7 children)

Think clean thoughts. Think clean thoughts.

[–]Longjumping-Ad9347 121 points122 points  (4 children)

At some point the dog was just like: "What in the exorcism is that? I'm outta here."

[–]mostlyBadChoices 36 points37 points  (3 children)

There was a dog?

[–]heartless-trampFRENCH MOD 9 points10 points  (2 children)

in the beginning of the video

[–]_jerrydavis 116 points117 points  (12 children)

We're all thinking it 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–]Storm_Raider_34 43 points44 points  (10 children)

I’m thinking damn that dog is cute. What are you thinking

[–]Simmo7 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That's a real nice painting, why?

[–]Storm_Raider_34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah it is a nice painting

[–]SCSdino 95 points96 points  (23 children)

How people are this flexible still baffles me. I can’t even stick my leg out straight backwards without having a bend.

[–]InvalidUserNemo 23 points24 points  (10 children)

Last week I pulled a muscle getting out of bed. My leg was sore for 2 days.

[–]Manicottininja 89 points90 points  (4 children)

Okay I’ll say it: And that kids, is how I met your mother.

[–]ChangedDuckling 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Dear god I would get a chair and go sky diving rocky mountain climbing.

[–]RastaNewman 56 points57 points  (17 children)

Big Comfy Couch - Clock Rug Stretch.. look it up

[–]jmbolton 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I worked with a guy who dropped the bombshell that he dated Loonette through her entire run on BCC. A 5 foot nothing italian gino (his own words) from Whitby Ontario. He was also a featured dancer on Electric Circus back in the day. I can only imagine how insufferable he must have been during that era.

First time I've ever been second hand star struck. Lucky son of a bitch.

[–]iamsadinternally 45 points46 points  (2 children)

GUYS, KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Kind of hard not to. They’re stuck on there now

[–]stickshaker73 43 points44 points  (2 children)

I bet I could hit 13 or 14 if I warmed up first.

[–]Elisei32 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If i warmed up first i could hit maybe max 18

[–]ALeadKeyhole 42 points43 points  (3 children)

How to piss standing straight, womens edition

[–]takeitgreasy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.

And, so do I.

[–]eldiablo471 33 points34 points  (3 children)

She loses her smile at 3

I smiled all the way through

[–]Aggressive-Concert-1 27 points28 points  (2 children)

She's gonna need a new pelvis after this

[–]Mediocre_Ice69 29 points30 points  (19 children)

fancy house intertwined with an upper class hobby that is ballet......parents are filthy rich Im guessing

[–]ViolentNomad47 34 points35 points  (1 child)

The tiny white dog really ties the whole stereotype together too.

[–]Thr0awheyy 23 points24 points  (4 children)

How's that negate the skill/talent? It certainly doesn't negate the shit like the eating disorder and grueling training and damage to the body that are pretty much inherent to ballet beyond adolescence.

[–]Omponthong 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Doesn't negate.

All comments have to be praise for the skill?

[–]PainedInside 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I wanna buy one of these human clocks

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Do not buy a grandfather clock though. Trust me

[–]Grimbauld 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I got sciatica just watching this.

[–]nixflex 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Giggity.

[–]Front_Intern 15 points16 points  (8 children)

I used to do that to my sisters barbies…

[–]halket007 15 points16 points  (0 children)

guess i am gonna say it

many pussibilities

[–]SickNoise 13 points14 points  (1 child)

this makes me super uncomfortable lol

[–]ConsciouslyIncomplet 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Wasn’t this just posted last week?

[–]Joverby 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Gee wonder why this is upvoted