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[–]Physical-Mastodon935 9050 points9051 points  (100 children)

-1 hp -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp

[–]PxN13[S] 1516 points1517 points  (2 children)

Hahahaha solid

[–]brokedrift 879 points880 points  (65 children)

More like.. -0.25hp -0.25hp -0.25hp -0.25hp

Seems more like he massaging your face than punching it

[–]DreamArcher 318 points319 points  (38 children)

Just for fun: Average non-combat citizen in D&D is level 0, has 1d8 HP and no modification to AC so they are still dead pretty fast. If not knocked out with only 1 or 2 blows.

[–]Wilvinc 254 points255 points  (31 children)

Bah! Commoners nowadays have it too easy!

Back in my day (AD&D, or 2nd Edition) commoners only had 1d6 HP. Barely a step above the weak little wizard who had 1d4 HP.

Games were harder back then! Made for real men, mostly cause girls wanted nothing to do with D&D. Some kids got beat up or even called a devil worhipper for playing D&D back then!

Also, I had to walk to school, in the snow, uphill both ways! Spoiled brat 1d8 hit point commoners indeed!

[–]DreamArcher 67 points68 points  (13 children)

I started with AD&D 2nd also. Remember HTAC0 charts. The horror. High-five, old man.

[–]XyzzyPop 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Did you not spell it THAC0 on purpose? To Hit Armor Class 0.

[–]DreamArcher 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Yep. I wanted to see if anybody would get it.

[–]Shitychikengangbang 33 points34 points  (3 children)

You've made an enemy for life sir.

[–]DreamArcher 16 points17 points  (2 children)

LOL. I deserve that.

Honestly it wasn't until a millennial told me, "There's no more THAC0 charts." I was both horrified at hearing THAC0 and please there was no more THAC0 so my brain kind of cancelled them out.

[–]XyzzyPop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was sufficiently disgusted enough I was compelled to respond, thank you.

[–]Kyran64 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The good old days when having a -4 armor class was lightyears better than having a 10.

[–]Wilvinc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

THAC0 was so hard to wrap my head around.

However, I can still prove I am even older. My first character was an ELF! Nope, not the race, that was his D&D class! First edition!

Sadly I did not play Chainmail (I do own a copy of it now, but it was a later purchase) ... so someone out there can claim to be an older D&D gamer.

[–]Shitychikengangbang 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I started on AD&D 1st ed when weight was measured in gold pieces. What a time to be alive.

[–]Smsjc74 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I read this in the voice of "The best thing about hero quest" guy.

[–]chobi83 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. A long sword does what...1d8 damage? Easily enough to kill the average person.

[–]0ldAndGrumpy 23 points24 points  (3 children)

His joke but worse.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I would love to see you maintaining your opinion if he did that to your face

[–]Poobs87 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Honestly if he did that to my head I think I'd be left looking like a lump of dough

[–]Hrspwrz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Man I came to roast him but he's already dust. Thanks man

[–]isthatapecker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i hate that the background music has all these percussive sounds

[–]what_the_frick_am_I 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now let's see him fight Hitmonchan or Primate.

[–]Pom-O-Duro 2913 points2914 points  (182 children)

Lost me at: “His training technique was rooted primarily in cross-fit…”

[–]offalt 2330 points2331 points 2 (150 children)

Let me guess, your training technique is rooted in not.

[–]Sparcrypt 49 points50 points  (35 children)

This might be my favourite comment of all time heh.

As someone who has been into fitness of various forms for most of my life, mostly running, lifting weights, and martial arts... I just have never ever ever understood the animosity between people getting out there and being active in whatever way works for them.

Yeah, there's insufferable people out there who do crossfit and won't shut up about it. There's also insufferable bodybuilders, power lifters, runners, and everything else... I'd wager it's pretty hard to find any given activity where there aren't any morons.

But by far the biggest sin of people into fitness tend to have is being excited to talk about fitness and share it with people, with the vast majority really not pushing it on anyone. Most people are just doing their thing and enjoying it.

I have some friends who used cross fit to go from couch potatoes to in shape and happy. Yeah there's some criticisms for places that do it poorly but I've got a few criticisms I could give for some of the poor form vanity lifters I've seen.. doesn't make everyone else picking up heavy things stupid.

[–]offalt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is certainly some amount of animosity and elitism that goes on between fitness realms.

I have much bigger problem with what's going on here and is all too common across Reddit. That is untrained, couch potatoes hunched over their computers poking fun at people who are out there getting after it. If you see someone with the work capacity and physique of this guy and the only response you can muster is lul CrossFit, you can go ahead and fuck all the way off. End of rant.

[–]fureinku 28 points29 points  (1 child)


[–]offalt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha! Yeah that's good.

[–]Catoblepas2021 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]p2datrizzle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Damn bro that dude has a family

[–]GenericFatGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You dropped this 👑.

[–]Feedmekink 66 points67 points  (0 children)

No one in the background is impressed😂

[–]PxN13[S] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

I think they meant for this specific challenge, not overall

[–]Deganov0 42 points43 points  (6 children)

This is the kind of comment you make when you’d gas out throwing 50 punches in 1 minute.

[–]IAmGoingToSleepNow 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I understand this is different, but I wonder if most boxers would be gassed throwing 50 real punches in a minute.

[–]Deganov0 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Part of the high intensity training boxers do includes pad work that focuses on punching full speed. But man if you put as much power as you can into those punches, it will take so much energy out of you.

[–]4D-KetaminElf 39 points40 points  (5 children)

I follow his Instagram, CrossFit or not he's a fucking monster. His bag work videos are insane

[–]silver_step 15 points16 points  (2 children)

You know you can google things that you don't understand. It's very helpful. I do it all the time.

[–]Shadeun 2689 points2690 points 2 (80 children)

Some fucking armchair warriors in here… this is incredible. There’s a reason why he’s taking mini breaks even though he’s the record holder. This is super hard and fast.

Obviously the punches won’t have much force because that would be wasted energy vs the lightest touch and allowing him to go faster for the remainder.

I think this is great!

[–]DyausX 421 points422 points  (2 children)

Thanks for imparting some positivity to this thread. You are appreciated!

[–]f1g4 336 points337 points  (12 children)

Yeah this dude is really legit and fucking insane. Lots of repressed people here lol. His speed and accuracy are really remarkable. I get the jokes, but this guy is really to be admired. No cringy shit, no filler, no social media prank or bullshit. Just straight, laid out execution. Really nice!

[–]ZepperMen 87 points88 points  (6 children)

I think people are just triggered by the mention that he does cross fit lol

[–]Shitychikengangbang 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Some of us just like taking the piss out of crossfitters due to a not insignificant number of them being douchebags. I don't have any real animosity for them and some of them are great people, but I will take the piss out of just about anyone.

[–]Sparcrypt 75 points76 points  (5 children)

People have no idea how hard something like this is and how fast it gets insanely tiring.

I've done a ton of judo and a similar deceptively difficult exercise is used for grip training. Stand square, hands out with elbows bent and go from a closed fist to open hand/spread fingers rapidly.

Seconds 1-5: "Haha jazz hands!"

Seconds 6-10: "Huh oh yeah I can feel this."

Seconds 10-20: "I can see why it's called an exercise now."

Seconds 20-30: "I wanna stop now."

Seconds 30-40: "I wanna die now."

Seconds 40+: "There is no god."

Now do the same thing but fully extend your arms as part of the movement...

[–]babyduck703 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I got to 45 seconds before my forearm decided to check out for the week

[–]WheelyFreely 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Whats weird is him only resting the one arm

[–]BunnyOppai 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It looks like he drops speed for that arm when he rests as well, so it could have something to do with maintaining accuracy, getting a few punches in while still resting, or just keeping the momentum going. I honestly came to the comments to get an explanation for that as well, lol. He’s probably using just the one hand every time because it’s his dominant hand.

[–]forever87 11 points12 points  (3 children)

the price of being (I'm assuming) right hand dominant. perfect symmetric strength is near impossible. and I'll knock on cross fit, but (once again I'm assuming) he might train in a manner where he doesn't put himself in situations common for cross fit injuries. he trained in martial arts and power lifting which would indicate he put in the hard work (going by popup tidbits in the video). and we only get a peek, but that's def a demon back

[–]Swuttament 1629 points1630 points  (33 children)

Mate could wack off 2 dudes simultaneously

[–]BurningCandle_ 376 points377 points  (3 children)

The one on his right would be slightly more wacked

[–]ReubenZWeiner 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I'm not into fisting

[–]Laladelic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well move along and let the rest of us have some

[–]3ng8n334 219 points220 points  (12 children)

He could actually do 4. If two guys are tip to tip

[–]OnesPerspective 111 points112 points  (7 children)

Yea theoretically more if you hotswap a new dick in, based off its “mean jerktime” to finish

[–]Josey87 24 points25 points  (2 children)

That’s a very good video

[–]just_read_it_again 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's from a show called s Silicon Valley, and the whole series is pretty good

[–]a_stitch_in_lime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was the clip that got me to watch SV and holy shit it was so worth it.

[–]bigwilly311 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would girth affect this?

Edit: fuck. Yeah, I think it would.

[–]Istimewa-Ed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What’s the D 2 floor ratio?

[–]bruce_lees_ghost 21 points22 points  (2 children)

And sorted by height.

[–]Programming__Alt 20 points21 points  (1 child)

The measurement you’re looking, really, is “dick-to-floor”, or “d2f”

[–]devenjames 11 points12 points  (0 children)

if you angle them up or down, you could increase the d2f compatibility range and reduce dick downtime

[–]nsaisspying 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Four if you could just stand them into two dick-to-dick pairing.

[–]mindclarity 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Only if he can sustain the correct mean jerk time and jerk angles.

[–]PappaDukes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Depends on the D2F ratio.

[–]sampsonite1995 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Middle out… MIDDLE OUT

[–]parkour267 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he does this in the upper downward motion i bet he could do 4 at once

[–]AbelCapabel 798 points799 points  (77 children)

I don't understand that nobody here seems impressed. Any of you did some boxing? The speed, the pain, his condition to maintain this for 1 minute. I'm well impressed.

Edit: Newer record (403) set in 2021:

Stats: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/620025-most-full-extension-punches-in-one-minute

Vid: https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=1272996643152364&paipv=0&eav=AfYN35vhT2b37vECgZo88_mt12uHbj_OujcmHHzZAYqIIbpbvGzbD3jsfLKE2M7D9zg&_rdr

[–]xManasboi 343 points344 points  (25 children)

Most people here probably have never thrown a punch in their life, let alone workout consistently. They'll say this isn't impressive while simultaneously not being able to plank for a mere minute.

[–]VIJoe 82 points83 points  (3 children)

I - a 50 yr old fat guy - was in the gym this afternoon and my trainer wanted me to do some shadow-boxing. I know that I haven't thrown a punch in 25+ years. Can't recall the last time that I even made that motion. SLOPPY AF -- especially my non-dominant arm. And I bet I threw a good 16 per minute, by the way.

[–]xManasboi 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's good you're even putting in the work when most don't or simply won't, you're already better than most. Keep it up!

[–]Sparcrypt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've done martial arts my entire life and any time I've had to skip the heavy bag for a while due to injury or whatever else, coming back to it is tiring as fuck and leaves me very sore. So don't worry, it's a rough motion that takes a LOT of reps in to become natural.

[–]MahamidMayhem 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Reddit is just cynical as fuck

[–]Sparcrypt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Unfit people on reddit talking shit about people doing physical feats they could never come close to achieving is pretty much the standard unfortunately.

[–]deadmchead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's very apparent how many people have not boxed in here

[–]yellsy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Since you sound knowledgeable, why was he only doing one arm slowly every few seconds? Is that a way to rest?

[–]awxggu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, try keeping up with his pace for like 20 seconds, it's exhausting as shit

[–]akathedevil666 655 points656 points  (10 children)

Mvp is the person holding the pad. He is probably going to be sore for days. /s

[–][deleted] 265 points266 points  (6 children)

Dude holding the bag looks increeibly bored.

[–]akathedevil666 67 points68 points  (3 children)

He is in pain

[–]kavien 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Obviously, he is terrified.

[–]akathedevil666 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I sure hope he gets his own Guinness World Record

[–]CanuckExpat890 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Longest holding of a thing during a mediocre record setting.

[–]xseannnn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is he suppose to do anything else? Lol.

[–]just_read_it_again 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Could've dropped the pad and simultaneously broken the record for taking the most punches in a single minute

[–]tyr-was-here 534 points535 points  (17 children)

Soo the opposite of One Punch Man?

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (2 children)

It's like a dungeons and dragons monk

[–]RedstoneRusty 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Dude just did flurry of blows 10 turns in a row. He must be high level to have that many ki points.

[–]schuldner 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Infinite punch man. Seems strong.

[–]SanchitoBandito 13 points14 points  (0 children)

322 punch man.

[–]hksfd3s 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bunch Punch Man

[–]Pouya_likes_potatoes 398 points399 points  (14 children)


[–]Soheils2764 48 points49 points  (4 children)

An average stand

[–]Gingergerbals 39 points40 points  (3 children)

I always get a good laugh out of any Jojo references unexpected

[–]Gingergerbals 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's not even at Star Ocean's Oras

[–]gtathrowaway95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clearly needs to be overlayed on the video, at least the not the slow-motion parts

Muda or Dora overlays would also be acceptable.

[–]lost_deeer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

was waiting for someone to say it lol

[–]bluntmonkey 238 points239 points  (4 children)

Everyone in this video does not seem excited to be there at all

[–]ThomasVetRecruiter 147 points148 points  (2 children)

I'm guessing most of the people are from Guinness, so they probably aren't really invested at all.

Dude holding the bag is probably thinking "don't screw up this for him, just hold perfectly still".

[–]SilverRathalosMHFU 165 points166 points  (3 children)

I think my arms would have fallen off half way through

[–]GimmieMore 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Based on the number of punches, I'd bet I could make it a solid 10-12 seconds.

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Nanomachines, son

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[–]GogglesTheFox 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It makes me mad I had to scroll this far for this comment thread.

[–]AceOfHeartz77 124 points125 points  (3 children)

Pfff. Looks easy.

continues munching on Cheetos

[–]8LeggedSquirrel 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Most punches received in one min (also 322)

[–]considerbacon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's probably a different record if there was one puncher vs multiple punchers. If you have 4 or 5 punchers at a time the record for most punches received by a group of punchers could be even higher

[–]Blueflames3520 58 points59 points  (5 children)

All the commenters saying this is easy should try to continuously punch a pillow or something for a minute…

[–]cliffy80 53 points54 points  (0 children)

[–]magseven 41 points42 points  (6 children)

This has to be something that is way harder than it looks.

[–]BunnyOppai 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I mean, it’s 16 full extension, full retraction punches every three seconds, maintained for a full minute. Keeping that speed going for that long is going to be exhausting, and that’s not even commenting on hitting the same spot all 322 times going as fast as you can.

[–]Fredytuner_99 37 points38 points  (0 children)

to everyone in the comments: break his record if you think you're so much better than him

[–]YubNub81 32 points33 points  (1 child)

It's like fighting in a nightmare. Punching as hard as you possibly can but it feels like your hands are made out of marshmallows

[–]MDay 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Love the keyboard warriors in this thread. Bet y’all wouldn’t hit half that 322. Maybe they aren’t the most forceful punches. But that’s not what the record was for.

[–]ClassicKingCustard 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Thats 5.3 punches a second. Just try that now at home, 16 punches in 3 seconds

[–]RedStar9117 17 points18 points  (1 child)


[–]KassXWolfXTigerXFox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude how did I have to scroll for about three minutes to find a single JoJo reference with this, this is definitely JoJo material right here

[–]Br0tha5 15 points16 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

World record for whiffing.

[–]yeetymcyeeet 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Guy breaks world record everyone in the background underwhelmed

[–]mikasjoman 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Is it only me but I remember my wing tsun teacher and he had like upward ten punches per second. And yes, they ducking hurt (done lots of different martial arts in my life so I have plenty to compare with). Is it the way he punches that makes the record?

[–]urfluffypillow 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yea apparently it's full extension straight punches for the record instead of impact on pad with knuckles because otherwise he's not beating wing chun

[–]mikasjoman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool. Yeah that makes sense.

[–]last-resort-4-a-gf 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Does the guy get a world record for taking 322 punches in 1 minute ?

[–]antunezn0n0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i mean if you had 6 people sorrounding a person and had them be punch for a minute you could easily beat 322

[–]Big_Guy145 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Star platinum: Ora Ora Ora Ora!

[–]ITZ_GMAN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine having to play Wii Sports boxing against this guy

[–]proton0129 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I close my eyes, the sound reminds me of the ol’ high school days, minus the music

[–]GoodMoGo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One Punch Man's consecutive normal punches

[–]The_Reddit_Eagle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That how fast 8 year old me thought i could punch

[–]yeetmaster489 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora

[–]6yare_yare9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Star platinum solos

[–]LowkeyHungry1988 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Could you imagine being punched 322 times before even realizing what is happening?