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Jackie is wholesome. by isaac_horstmeier in nextfuckinglevel

[–]stereonmymind 3986 points3987 points  (0 children)

Used to love him before i found out he backs Chinas tyranny.

Smooth skater by WallyBear in nextfuckinglevel

[–]hossam281 881 points882 points  (0 children)

Legs.exe has stopped working

Smooth skater by WallyBear in nextfuckinglevel

[–]brjh1990 424 points425 points  (0 children)

I laughed at this way harder than I should've, mostly because I can't count how many times an essential program just crapped out unexpectedly causing more issues.

Edit: Thanks for my first gold!

Scars That Are Turned Into Amazing Tattoos by Wyleybug in nextfuckinglevel

[–]killinablunt 39 points40 points  (0 children)

My father was a drinker and a fiend. One night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, “Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. “Let's put a smile on that face!"

Jumping over the shed by That_Guy1244 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Niklaus0279 439 points440 points  (0 children)

When she invites me to build Lego Star wars together

1997 vs 2020 photo of pluto by Jedi_Lucky in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Saint_Diego 705 points706 points  (0 children)

Pluto dropping those fresh pics since we said it can’t be a planet anymore