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[Schiffer] James Harden on Steve Nash: “We are twins. We’re just different colors.” by Washington BulletsGuyCarbonneauGOAT in nba

[–]Washington Bulletshealthandefficency 1482 points1483 points  (0 children)

Two Worlds Inside one Narrative. The soul that you sell when the piper rings the bell. My twin is my ego and yet, my ego is nothingness. An unlit lamp on a darkened sea. A broken promise, an unjust fee.

[Schiffer] James Harden on Steve Nash: “We are twins. We’re just different colors.” by Washington BulletsGuyCarbonneauGOAT in nba

[–]NBAim_ok_ 6825 points6826 points  (0 children)

Kyrie: We don’t need no stinking coach

Harden: Me and Steve are literally soulmates

Mormon faith more important to Jabari Parker than NBA stardom by BullsHetalbot in nba

[–]MagicYungSnuggie 6048 points6049 points 8 (0 children)

these young bucks don't know. You gotta remember a lot of these NBA players aren't even old enough to drink when they get in the league; they're still babies. They've been coddled their entire life, all through school and college, and now they get out in the real world with a pocket full of cash and every type of girl you could imagine trying to pull your sweatpants off. See, before you got that contract, while you were in school, you were just a prospect. You probably got a lot of attention from women, but your success wasn't a guarantee. Once you start pulling in them bucks, the type of women you encounter drastically change. Straight up jaw droppers wherever you turn. That's not an accident.

These kids don't understand that once you're in the real world, sex becomes a business move, for both parties. Even for us mortals, money is a big factor in your sex life. I don't care who you are, you know that shit is important. (Protip from Uncle Snuggie: if you got money, just don't fuck broke bitches. Just don't, change your phone number if you have to. Move to the other side of the country to somewhere broke bitches cant afford to go. They will ruin everything I don't care how pretty they are get a bitch with some capital. That's real shit. Get a Kim Kardashian. She stupid and probably can't read but she got money and won't take that much from you in divorce proceedings because of that. Be with someone who can throw in the pot too.)

The Dwight Howard's of the world don't understand that there's a price tag hanging off his nutsack. Dwight Howard is easily shelling out 6 figures a year per baby mama. (The fuck you need 100k a year to raise a baby? I could raise my whole hood 6 times with that kind of paper all babies need is somethin to rattle and someone to wipe they ass) That's more money than most of us will ever make in our lives, even those of us with professional and graduate degrees. 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years.

I think every citizen, NBA or not, should know how divorce/family laws work, especially if you ever fuck around and get paid. You find out how much Uncle Sam will take out of your pocket cause you wanted to fuck raw and it'll turn you into a nun; keep your dick on a leash kid.

When you're young and naive if you believe in shit like the purity of "love" and all that other liberal hippie crap Disney shoves down your throat as a child you can fall victim to a big butt and a smile quite easily.

That's real shit

edit: I see this post got crossposted to /r/bestof, but more disturbingly /r/theredpill, and let me tell you trenchcoat wearing neckbeards something before yall try to crown me the king of you dry dick mother fuckers. For all the colossal shitting I just did on hoes in this post, this is not in any way representative of the female population at large. I'm simply speaking on a small, super super small, minority subculture. I would never imply or suggest that all women, not even a majority, are out here throwin the pussy like a boomerang hoping to catch some rich dude sperm. I still put ladies above everything. That's still your mama, that's still your sister, that's still the mother of your children. This post is not meant to be critical of women; rather, its meant to be critical of money and the economy (created by dudes) that women are forced to live in. It's not because women are manipulative, its because men are fucking retarded, I stated that from the jump. Cons come in all genders, if men could get a cozy 18 year stipend from fucking Hillary Clinton there would be a line of thirst wrapped around the white house. Even though I shits on these hoes, I still respect them like they my own family, because they are. I'm familiar with TRP, yall the most salty, confused, sexually depraved group of misogynistic no pussy gettin dudes I ever seen, that's real. Ain't no need to start a war on women cause you ugly and you ain't got no money and you fell for the sweet smell of that vaginal lining. That's on you dude; blaming the pussy for this is like blaming video games for school violence. At some point you took the stupidity into your own hands. That ain't the wave yall

Mormon faith more important to Jabari Parker than NBA stardom by BullsHetalbot in nba

[–]MagicYungSnuggie 3317 points3318 points 2 (0 children)

I'm just speaking on some real shit. The NBA hoe game is a literal profession for a lot of chicks. All Star Weekend is their Super Bowl. There's literally an entire subculture of women who's main objective is to fuck/get pregnant from/marry an NBA player (if you're lucky you might even get a reality show; that's like the Balon D'Or for basic bitches). Like that's their life mission, and they execute that shit with stunning precision. So honestly, I can understand how someone like Dwight Howard has 8 illegitimate kids. I'm surprised these guys don't have more the way the girls are on them.

These ain't your regular gapped tooth shoeless running make up dive dar basic bitches either, these hoes is professionals. You ever see them girls on Instagram that are so bad that you just be thinkin to yourself like "man I'd get that shit pregnant fuck it". Okay, imagine if you weren't just a thirsty nigga on Instagram and hoes of that caliber were on your dick 24/7. You wouldn't know what to do with all that booty. That's the NBA.

These the "poke a hole in the condom" type chicks (these days they don't even have to do that, you just convince the dude that you're on the pill and hope that the prospect of going raw is more enticing than common sense). But the players that do that are stupid, you can spot a thot a mile away. So honestly its just pretty much mostly the players' fault for getting caught up in an obvious con game in the name of getting laid.

Best Plays of Russell Westbrook's Historic 2016-2017 Season by Supersonicsfetuswut in nba

[–]Lakersviniribeiro 226 points227 points 2 (0 children)

I do not think people understand just how good he was. Insane amount of clutch shots, shot above league average, best 3 point shooting form of his life. He was indeed the MVP

Best Plays of Russell Westbrook's Historic 2016-2017 Season by Supersonicsfetuswut in nba

[–]HeatGobbleass69 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As soon as durant left I knew the team was russes. I dumped 200 on him to win mvp that year. Was a special one by him

Best Plays of Russell Westbrook's Historic 2016-2017 Season by Supersonicsfetuswut in nba

[–]Lakersablackcloudupahead 41 points42 points  (0 children)

So, sounds like I am just a Laker stan now, but seriously I always fucked with Russ because he was one of Kobe's favorites, and I could see why. Defended him against us when he was shit and obviously injured in 20. Dude is passionate and whatever he does, no one will ever say he wasn't leaving it out there. Edit: Damn, some benevolent Russ fan is handing out awards. Thanks whoever you are!

Best Plays of Russell Westbrook's Historic 2016-2017 Season by Supersonicsfetuswut in nba

[–][HOU] Hakeem OlajuwonSeanSungASong 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I'm team Harden but I can't deny that we saw two of the greatest individual seasons play out in the same year

Best Plays of Russell Westbrook's Historic 2016-2017 Season by Supersonicsfetuswut in nba

[–]LakersGROUND45 130 points131 points  (0 children)

The Westbrook's Revenge Tour season is my favourite season of any individual player in all my years of following the NBA. Man was a video game character. The shot against the Nuggets should be in the HoF.

Edit: Cheers for the gold, kind stranger. MVP.

Best Plays of Russell Westbrook's Historic 2016-2017 Season by Supersonicsfetuswut in nba

[–]NigeriaBasedChad69420 88 points89 points  (0 children)

right? people act as if the only reason he won MVP was for triple doubles while completely ignoring the context in which he got his stats and carried his team

Best Plays of Russell Westbrook's Historic 2016-2017 Season by Supersonicsfetuswut in nba

[–][CHI] Lauri MarkkanenLauriFUCKINGLegend 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Watching him every night during the tail end of that season was such a treat. God damn I'll never forget the first highlight in this video. One of my favorite basketball moments ever.

Kyrie Irving is abandoning the voiceless: COVID-19 is killing our people and his vaccine resistance won’t save them by NBADanny886 in nba

[–]76ersceMmnow 646 points647 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes, yes, a thousand percent this. There is so much on the ground organizing in Black and Native communities, from fast food workers going on strike over safety in the pandemic to implementing checkpoints on Native lands to stop the spread to organizing better outreach for the vaccine to Black churches working to become distribution sites for the vaccine in Baltimore, because the real racial disparity isn't forcing the vaccine on people but the disproportionate risk many Black and Native people face and the relative lack of access compared to more advantaged communities.

Kyrie thinks he's a champion to Black and Native causes but he's spitting in the face of the real work going on in and by Black and Native communities

Kyrie Irving is abandoning the voiceless: COVID-19 is killing our people and his vaccine resistance won’t save them by NBADanny886 in nba

[–]SunsSOAR21 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dumb is also universally applicable in ways that aren’t necessarily bad for society.

Like “dumb” mostly means lack of knowledge or comprehension which can just be topic specific. A rocket scientist in an operating room is just as “dumb” as a teenager.

We’re all dumb at something but that’s okay as long as we defer to those who aren’t. Anti intellectualism is way worse because it is a universal attitude to limit your life to your own dumbness in every aspect. Humanity is great because we utilize the best of each other. Anti intellectualism reverts us to a state where humanity is no longer a sum of its best parts but is limited to an individuals own capabilities. Which, all things considered, is really low no matter who you are.

Kyrie Irving is abandoning the voiceless: COVID-19 is killing our people and his vaccine resistance won’t save them by NBADanny886 in nba

[–]San Francisco WarriorsWestFast 767 points768 points 2 (0 children)

Vaccinated people talk about getting it for their children, family, friends, coworkers, community, country…

Antivaxxers talk about themselves.