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[–]notsure500 1397 points1398 points  (2 children)

"The last 4 years really fucked up America. Now we really have to make America great again. " - Trump soon

[–]shark93 563 points564 points  (0 children)

Do you want to live in Joe Biden's america?

There will be pandemics, floods, hurricanes that reach Alabama from Maine, and of course civil unrest in the streets caused by federal agents in unmarked vans.

"I'm donald trump, and I approve this message."

/s

[–]Shaushage_Shandwich 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Thanks Obama

[–]thinkB4WeSpeak 5696 points5697 points  (161 children)

Remember when he said he'd bring coal jobs back and now there's less than there's ever been.

[–]Fidget02 2830 points2831 points  (129 children)

Also-and forgive me if this has become a tired subject-but isn’t there supposed to be a wall by now?

[–]Silvervirage 1724 points1725 points  (52 children)

Just waiting on that check from Mexico.

[–]MatkaPluku 1018 points1019 points  (21 children)

Hello, this is Mexico checking in, how are you guys doing?

[–]Finely_drawn 930 points931 points  (9 children)

Uh, we’re... fine... but a few of us are wondering if we could crash on y’all’s couch for a few weeks? Just until we get back on our feet.

Edit- we discussed it, and we’ll chip in for groceries too

[–]Soonermagic1953 263 points264 points  (0 children)

I sorry guys but I can’t remember when I laughed so hard at a comment thread

[–]AnEmortalKid 116 points117 points  (6 children)

If you want to keep the liquid from your knees then I would recommend not visiting. Mexico doesn’t have corona virus, just doctors stealing knee liquid to sell it in the black market.

[–]Finely_drawn 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Oh I sold my knee liquid on the black market years ago. I needed the money to pay some medical bills.

[–]kpandas 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Ummm what now?

[–]ChiefMilesObrien 81 points82 points  (1 child)

I like my knees juicy

[–]HEAVY4SMASH 24 points25 points  (0 children)

MmmmMmMmmm tasty knee

[–]AnEmortalKid 22 points23 points  (1 child)

[–]CashTwoSix 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Do you happen to know if there are any reputable charities or organizations in that city that can supply proper PPE to people who need it? I could donate a few bucks.

[–]Blasphemiee 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Y’all got any more of them ladders so I can hop on over and party with you?

Oh wait nvm I got this offbrand power tool should probably do the trick.

[–]Pugulishus 62 points63 points  (0 children)

We are doing so bad, you'll pay for the wall for sure

[–]ElGato-TheCat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hola. ¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

[–]wayfarout 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bad, got any room?

[–]mancubbed 45 points46 points  (1 child)

We dying like mother fuckers up here.

[–]Sotikuh 83 points84 points  (0 children)

But dat facebook post said chinavirus was a 5g conspiracy crafted by biden and clinton to steal the elction from my god emporer and the entire world all 9 countries are in cahoots with the obama admin and the demonrats.

[–]guywiththeface23 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No bueno.

[–]golfing_furry 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Uh...everything’s fine, situation normal. Just a couple of accidental fires and explosions. Thank you. How..how are you?

[–]Donkey__Balls 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am almost right on the line in between. Mexico is doing just about as bad as us but they’re in even more denial. Also a lot more people down and they were convinced that hydroxychloroquine will be a simple and fast cure so they’re in for a rough ride.

[–]definitelynotabotact 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Colorado waiting on a check from New Mexico because apparently Colorado is getting a wall according to Trump.

[–]McBurger 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Was that the check that we had a month-long government shutdown to force the American taxpayers to sign?

[–]deadlyFlan 126 points127 points  (3 children)

I believe be was going to "lock her up" as well.

[–]heavy_deez 135 points136 points  (2 children)

And "drain the swamp", but the only people he's kicking out of Washington are ones that he hired.

[–]thecatinthemask 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Hires the best people, but somehow all of them are deep state plants.

[–]Lithl 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Of course he drained the swamp.

You have to do that before you fill the swamp with sewer water.

[–]Xazorus 60 points61 points  (1 child)

The part they built just fell over

[–]Mynameisinuse 52 points53 points  (0 children)

And another part being built by his friend is in danger of falling into the river because of erosion.

https://www.texastribune.org/2020/07/09/texas-border-wall-private-inspection/

[–]Mikel_S 64 points65 points  (0 children)

So if you remmeber that interview he did a week or two ago, during which he sweated and complained despite the host reminding him that it was trumps idea to do the interview outside, and during which he fought with him over claims that we are doing better than anybody else dealing with covid... Ahem anyway I got off track.

I heard something during that interview. He made a claim that covid would be much worse if he hadn't done such a great job making sure the wall was nearly complete.

I did a double take. How is that claim not being dissected more!?

[–]hybridmind27 97 points98 points  (4 children)

It got blown over by hurricane winds soo..

[–]UncleTedGenneric 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I saw that video. Like 3 or 4 panels blew down

That's like 70% of the work they've completed!

[–]Spacemonkie4207 29 points30 points  (1 child)

The gusty winds, they came from the Communist Marxist LEFT!

[–]Sotikuh 21 points22 points  (0 children)

SATAN WORSHIPPERS WANNA KEEP RELIGON OUTTA OUR SCHOOLS AND T3ACH SCIENCE LIBERAL PROPAGANDA

[–]mr_d0gMa 67 points68 points  (0 children)

For someone that was so obsessed with a barrier for preventing passage of foreign things, he didn’t like masks too much

[–]LezBeHonestHere_ 57 points58 points  (5 children)

There is a wall now, it's just along the northern US border instead of southern.

[–]Lithl 29 points30 points  (1 child)

AND CANADA WILL PAY FOR IT!

[–]Janeygirl566 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Canada’s wall is working.

[–]greendragon59911 32 points33 points  (1 child)

"Stay on your own side, hoser!" -Canada, probably

[–]EchoFoxAlpha 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Canadian here, can confirm.

[–]reyemanivad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, you can't get there from here. You got to go sommers' else first.

[–]dafood48 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Didnt he make a makeshift wall that the wind collapsed a few weeks ago?

[–]Iceman_B 22 points23 points  (0 children)

According to the article he got a contract for a billion dollars. Wtf. I'm guessing not all that money is going into building a wall...

[–]Teaandfkncookies 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well, the bit he managed to put up, was blown down by the wind, so...

How anyone takes this chop seriously is absolutely beyond me.

[–]JustSatisfactory 14 points15 points  (4 children)

He built a fence around The White House. Does that count?

[–]Mynameisinuse 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Is that to keep him in or to keep us out?

[–]innocentbabies 57 points58 points  (19 children)

I think he just tweeted the other day about how we've got almost 300 miles of it done.

Which is, like, most of a quarter of the border, I think.

[–]Super_Flea 163 points164 points  (11 children)

[–]Kracker5000 112 points113 points  (8 children)

Sunken-cost fallacy has to be the reason Trump still has such a sizable following. Either that, or his followers are actually just too stupid to realize they got duped.

[–]greendragon59911 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Your last scenario seems pretty plausible.

[–]LRK- 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I, very patiently, tried to explain to a Trump supporting acquaintance about how impractical it was to build the wall from a monetary, geographical, and legal standpoint. He kept telling me about how some Eastern European country built a wall and it worked great.

[–]riskit512 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Spent a few minutes on the conservative subreddit.. can confirm, they are too stupid

[–]milk4all 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where the wall is concerned, it’s definitely the ladder

[–]DrEmilioLazardo 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Let's just say the (R) doesn't stand for Republican. It should be changed to (MH) to be politically correct honestly. You know, for "Mentally Handicapped."

[–]Blasphemiee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Please don’t do that.

Signed — Michigan resident.

[–]Whoopdatwester 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As an Ohio State fan I’ll support this.

[–]iamnotroberts 26 points27 points  (2 children)

No, the southern border is roughly 2000 miles long. He's not even up to 300 but even if it was, 300 is still not a quarter of it, unless you took a math class at Trump University. The "wall" which is really a reinforced fence that has already been cut with cheap power tools and in one case blown over, is astronomically behind schedule and progress and astronomically over budget for what little progress they've made.

[–]bouncyfox69 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It is, however, 60% of 500, which is most of a quarter, technically.

[–]Pixelplanet5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yea but it's also only 16 miles of new construction, everything else is just replacing existing fencing and much of that replacement work was already approved under Obama.

[–]reasonist 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I'm not sure how much is actually done but the boarder is about 2000 miles. So it would be pretty generous to call that a quarter as it's actually only 15%.

[–]innocentbabies 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I might have worded that poorly. I meant most as in "more than half," but reading it again, it looks more like I meant that it was nearly a quarter.

[–]Carosello 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Almost an eighth you might say?

[–]kharnynb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

more like a tenth

[–]okinawa_pancake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They put up 3 miles of wall. It fell down from wind.

[–]Coloredtoad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There was a wall, but some extremely weak storm blew it down.

[–]Isabelle-is-gay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hurricane blew all his progress away. He should have nuked it

[–]akumaz69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a walled section but unfortunately there's also wind.

[–]Wolfgangsta702 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got knocked down a week or so ago.

[–]Kialae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It got blown over last week or something.

[–]SVXfiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw a video not that long ago that showed the slipshod section of wall he had built get dropped like it was made from popsicle sticks by the hurricane recently

[–]GreggInKC1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Supreme Court just upheld his diversion of $6B from the military budget. And they did not suspend this while the dispute was in court. The only losers on this fiasco are the AM TAXPAYERS

[–]lmaytulane 331 points332 points  (13 children)

Also, what's with the romanticized nostalgia for coal jobs? Bad for the health of the workers, the environment, the local communities. Pretty much the epitome of capitalist exploitation of the working class.

Hell, how many people used to work for Blockbuster? Where's the tear for those folks?

[–]KlaatuBrute[🍰] 283 points284 points  (5 children)

Also, what's with the romanticized nostalgia for coal jobs?

Conservatives are generally into that weird hyper-masculine blue collar worship thing. But it has to be like some old timey blue collar shit. We could have trained the entire coal industry to work solar or wind jobs, but that wouldn't be "alpha" enough.

And I say this as a "man's man" who comes from a family of laborers.

[–]FaxyMaxy 89 points90 points  (3 children)

While I’m 100% with you that people have to let go of antiquated, dying industries, retraining programs are not a solution. Even with active, high quality retraining programs, the vast majority of displaced workers never reenter the workforce. If we’re going to actively kill industries (and we should when it’s dying stuff like coal) we need to much more actively and directly support the communities and individuals effected.

Source: https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2018/01/the-false-promises-of-worker-retraining/549398/

[–]beenstrong 36 points37 points  (0 children)

How would you suggest supporting these communities if you were in control?

[–]beenstrong 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Talk to the republicans about that issue

[–]spinblackcircles 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s work, and it pays well. Doesn’t sound like much but if you live in a rural place like eastern Kentucky, making that kind of money goes a loooooong way and even with all the negative aspects you mentioned, it’s hard to find work in areas like that much less work where you can buy a house and support a family. It’s all just a romanticized nostalgia of days long gone that people can’t accept isn’t coming back and politicians prey on that naïveté knowing they have no intention of bringing it back.

[–]kamakazi152 35 points36 points  (1 child)

The infrastructure is there and the people have done it for generations. They were mining in recent memory and they know how to do it. They've been told EPA regulations, and government tax breaks for renewables have stifled the demand for coal and that's why they lost their jobs and are struggling. A lot of coal mining towns don't have any other industry capable of employing the same amount of people as a coal mine. It's a job that people can work and earn a decent living and the lack of investment from anyone else to change that industry into something else has left a lot of people unemployed and they just want to go back to work.

Some places still suffer from the mining companies being the ones that own the land and they've not sold it off or allowed to be used for anything else. Some of it ain't fit to be used for anything else. It's a really complicated issue and not just as easy as saying we can train them all to do solar. Coal mines ain't in big cities where solar panels are being installed all the time. Nobody's building wind farms in rural Appalachia.

Those coal jobs ain't coming back, but the promise of being able to provide for your family is better than being ignored altogether. It's obvious now that Trump used it as a campaign strategy. It was never anything more than empty promises, but in 2016 he was the only one talking like he had a plan to help those people get back to work. He sold them false hope in their time of need.

[–]rogmew 78 points79 points  (0 children)

in 2016 he was the only one talking like he had a plan to help those people get back to work.

Clinton had a 30 billion dollar plan to help coal communities transition to healthier, more sustainable economies. She didn't ignore them, but people still hated her for not lying about bringing coal jobs back.

[–]Secretive-sausage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because it's easy and it what people want short term. Whole family's, hell, whole towns lost their income. The mines are still sitting there.

Cutting the tape and sending people back in would make him look like a hero to them.

It would be like lowering the age of drinking to 15. It would please a statistically high percentage of the population because what 15 year old doesn't want a wine cooler. But it's fucking stupid and would create more problems than the non existent one it would solve.

[–]ZootZephyr 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's the damn democrats though! Hillary won't let the jobs come back. /s

[–]spinblackcircles 26 points27 points  (0 children)

As someone from Kentucky, it blows my mind that he straight up lied to all those people in coal country, they all put their hopes in his word, he hasn’t delivered at all, and people in that area of the state still rabidly support him. I can’t make sense of it,

[–]Ballbox 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Of course, Hillary was trashed for being honest, while Trump was believed by those voters.

[–]MungTao 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Its a good thing, fuck coal and fuck him.

[–]PopBottlesPopHollows 9 points10 points  (7 children)

In general, or because of the pandemic?

[–]lsbe 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Forbes article from March pulls data from February, its not a huge down tick (about 900) before the pandemic hit, I honestly can't think of anything he's done to help the industry but I'm sure subs ceo's did nicely

[–]Lithl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In general, but also because of the pandemic. Coal jobs have been dropping since the 80s. Trump increased them a bit shortly after he took office and they remained steady for a bit, but Feb 2020 saw about 1000 fewer coal jobs than Feb 2017. But the peak during Trump's time in office was only about 2000 more than when he began.

[–]Bjornlandeto 2872 points2873 points  (12 children)

"Vote for me so that it won't be like it currently is!" -Trump

[–]Hakar_Kerarmor 1067 points1068 points  (6 children)

"Remember how America was for the last four years with me in office? That's what it'll look like if you don't vote for me in the next election."

[–]pragmaticlysarcastic 267 points268 points  (0 children)

And some how a Trump supporter is going to say it isn't his fault...

[–]trenlow12 178 points179 points  (3 children)

I think he's probably saying, "It takes a long time to turn a boat around, continue with me to keep turning it in the right direction."

[–]Zykle 214 points215 points  (1 child)

Sure, but currently the boat is spinning the wrong way.

Additionally, he already had a modified slogan for his 2020 campaign, "keep America great" why he didn't use that here is difficult to know for sure.

[–]TheRealCJ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Trump 2020: keep going in cricles

[–]Hermosa06-09 258 points259 points  (1 child)

They are also running ads showing civil unrest and being like “this will be Biden’s America!” While using footage that happened this summer, in Trump’s America.

[–]riskit512 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is that they always argue that this stuff only happens in blue states.. As if red state were paradise and no one has any complaints

[–]Mennarch 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"Only I can stop me!"

[–]killeronthecorner 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"and how it currently is is what Sleepy Joe Biden's America will be like!" - A Stable Genius

[–]KnownMonk 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How can he possibly drain the swamp when he has managed to clogg it.

[–]splatterking01 340 points341 points  (1 child)

Are Americans still following this fool of a man simply because he "speaks his mind"? Like... Dont you hear what he says? He was saying some messed up stuff before ever GETTING into office. He's broken several several laws since being in office. The impeachment was a joke. So many things have only gotten worse, and people are still saying "it's them democrats fault". The absolute fuck is happening here?

[–]sweetcheeks524 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes they are. My parents freely admit he is a terrible person but they continue to defend him because he "speaks his mind". It baffles me.

[–]Allhailthepugofdoom 934 points935 points  (15 children)

Self burn

[–]monkeyclawattack 206 points207 points  (8 children)

Those are the best kind of burns

[–]Reginald_Ufferly 142 points143 points  (6 children)

No 3rd degree are objectively the best because they have the most degrees and a degree opens up the more career options and that causes for a higher income which is cause for security, comfort, and joy. It also is the best because 3rd is the one with the treasure chest and treasure chests are awesome and many people really like treasure and it's every lad or lasses dream to open a chest and I don't see first or second degree burns doing that.

Therefore I am objectively correct and I will allow you to delete your comment with shame instead of pain (refraining from downvoting you for habitual spreading of incorrectness) you may now now and admit that I am objectively correct and likely the more intelligent quasi numeric debacle debator

[–]TurkusGyrational 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Ben Shapiro is that you?

[–]SaltMineForeman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You're objectively correct.

The best kind of correct.

[–]RubenMuro007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hearing this in Benny Sharpie’s auctioneer-like voice

[–]TriblialBrainDamblge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know you're a downvote farmer, but I am stoned and found this hilarious, so you get an upvote.

[–]gsearles1010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hey Reggie

[–]GuyOne 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Those are rare!

[–]somedumbguy84 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Ha first thing I thought. Self burn, those are rare.

[–]BootsyBootsyBoom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

those are rare

If only that were true for this administration

[–]TheThumpaDumpa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He said make it great again, he meant segregate once again, that's amore.

[–]LocationBrightSide 550 points551 points  (3 children)

[–]Camila32 324 points325 points  (1 child)

Normally that's two comparison tweets, we have found the ever elusive single anti-trump trump tweet

[–]gawain62 71 points72 points  (0 children)

there was just too much of Trump in r/agedlikemilk that redditors had to make another one but with just Trump

[–]cos_tan_za 510 points511 points  (17 children)

How does literally any human being still support Donald Trump? Fuck.

[–]TheRealOcsiban 327 points328 points  (0 children)

My friend's dad is super conservative and a Trump cultist, he literally thinks liberals are evil. Evil. Because that's the bubble he's in. He doesn't hear bad things about Trump, or when he does he finds ridiculous reasons to rationalize everything Trump says or does

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Indocrinated americans.

[–]ILaughAtFunnyShit 81 points82 points  (0 children)

It strongly depends on the type of media that you consume. If you watch a lot of Fox News you're led to believe that the president is doing a pretty good or even a great job and if he loses the election the country is literally going to fall apart and be burned to the ground by radical left wing terrorists. They use the push back against tyranny in Portland as a prime example of this already happening by controlling the narrative and claiming every protester is a full fledged rioter attacking the police and fighting against law and order. Many far right people I speak with genuinely believe leftists want America to burn to the ground and they're terrified. To them you aren't just a political opponent or even just someone with different political views. You are the enemy. So they're left with 2 options; Support Donald Trump or watch America delve into chaos and anarchy. Even if you don't like Donald Trump one of those options is clearly better than the other.

If you have time to invest and are curious on learning more about it I'd highly recommend watching Frontline's Documentary America's Great Divide. It isn't the core focus, but it sheds light on issues regarding the alt right, Fox News (Glen Beck in particular), Rush Limbaugh, and Breitbart and how it all came together to open the door for Trump's rise to power.

The entire documentary is free on Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnMBYMOTwEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5vyDPN19ww

Otherwise here's the timestamp where they touch on Glen Beck and the Right's grasp of the narrative by spreading lies, hysteria, and fear mongering to a large segment of the gullible population: https://youtu.be/SnMBYMOTwEs?t=1308

[–]mattbakerrr 157 points158 points  (0 children)

I have several family members that are going to vote for Trump again because he's against Abortions. They bury their head in the sand on EVERYTHING else. It's bloody awful

[–]yocstar 183 points184 points  (2 children)

They literally only watch fox news.

[–]alextheawsm 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I live with one. Only Fox News 24/7

[–]kcg5 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Or breitbart

[–]TyC27 74 points75 points  (4 children)

-Money hungry

-no sympathy.

i have a trump supporting grandfather who drives me to work everyday. this is all they are

[–]BardicLasher 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Active disinformation campaign.

[–]FLtimeTraveler[S] 430 points431 points  (2 children)

Amazing how many people from such different backgrounds can be united by hatred of Trumpism.

[–]Luutamo 84 points85 points  (0 children)

You have to give it to him. He truly units people.

[–]shaneo88 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Whatever happened to Keep America Great? I saw that a few times a few months ago but it has vanished and has been replaced with MAGA, again.

Almost seems like he’s aware of how not great America is.

[–]Reverie_39 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I thought that was his new slogan. I’m surprised he’s reverted to the old one considering the implications.

[–]Redditloser147 118 points119 points  (3 children)

At this point is he saying he wants to make America great as in back to what it was before he was President?

[–]LeCrushinator 38 points39 points  (2 children)

I’ve been saying for a couple years that the MAGA slogan actually fits now. Unfortunately it’s too tainted to ever seriously use.

[–]GravityReject 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Earlier in the year, Biden's slogan was "Restore the soul of America", which is basically just a fancy way of saying MAGA. And Trump isn't even the first president to use MAGA, it was originally Reagan's slogan in 1980. I think some form of that phrase will be around for a long time, though it might get reworded slightly.

[–]11711510111411009710 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And Trump isn't even the first president to use MAGA, it was originally Reagan's slogan in 1980.

And what would have been the great years for Reagan, and by extension Trump? The 60s? 50s? Pretty horrible time period lol.

[–]hdyeuwjqnqn 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Why does he do this so often tweeting his slogans like this out of nowhere? Does he like wake up from a nap and randomly be like “imma tweet MAGA!”? It’s so weird

[–]roadiebodie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but does anyone remember that this goober sold steaks thru QVC? No matter how much I loathe him, I chuckle at remembering this.

[–]premfenderz 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Wait you can undo what you did in the past 4 years?!

[–]TheBigPhilbowski 66 points67 points  (1 child)

It's not the only step, but it is the FIRST step. If you're an American, make sure your voice is heard by voting on November 3rd 2020.

Register to vote here (2 mins)

Check registration status here (60 secs)

It's your vote. IT'S YOURS.

[–]SoBeDragon0 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Great info. Just remember, fellow trump supporters...we're boycotting this election! Mail in ballots are fraudulent and will create the most rigged election in history. Also, it's not safe to go out and vote, so the election should be delayed!! We will vote on December 3rd and will pwn the libs! #MAGA!

/s if it wasn't obvious

[–]venus_mars 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sometimes i just wonder what the fuck is actually going on inside of his head. or if he is being told what to say? like what planet is he really on??? does he never check in with himself? does he ever have fucking existential crises/general moments of clarity where he knows????? dying for answers because what the FUCK

[–]memebeansupreme 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The democrats investigated him for years that means he can install himself as supreme god dictator right. Im sure its somewhere in the constitution. Right next to the part where it says you can gas civilians.

[–]raincoater 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Trump's disastrous 4 years as president can be ironically summed up like

"My name is Trump, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

[–]medosin 145 points146 points  (8 children)

he tweets like a thoughtless teenaged girl.

[–]qpplesqndbqnqnqs 106 points107 points  (2 children)

I’m a thoughtless teenaged girl and I don’t tweet like that. Trump’s typestyle is uniquely obnoxious.

[–]mavining 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think you made your point null, you had a thought. We need the title 'thoughtless' back so we can use it for someone who deserves it please.

[–]Ella_Spella 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'Uniquely obnoxious'. Yes, clearly thoughtless.

[–]Kiingslayyer 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Insult to teenagers tbh

[–]koolaidbabey 10 points11 points  (1 child)

damn 😳wasnt there meant to be a wall up by now 🤧

[–]butareyoumoist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

it fell :( welp he tried.

[–]cats 82 points83 points  (3 children)

Dude has been in the office for 4 years and still cries "Make America Great Again", that's the most ridiculous thing I find about Trump's 2020 campaign. Like dude, you had four whole years in the office, over 1400 days, if only you limited your golf trips and did your job well you wouldn't be chanting these four words again.

[–]quantum-ass 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Most of his campaign promises never saw light either. The dude conned 60 million people.

[–]oopoo64 13 points14 points  (0 children)

prOMiSes mAdE pRoMiSES KepT

[–]GSEninja 34 points35 points  (0 children)

^ a man who claims ignorance about receiving intel on the Russia/Taliban contracts because he is so lazy that he refused to read the daily intel briefs.. this.is.your.job.POTUS

[–]mr_krinkle_why 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He changed his 2020 reelection slogan from Keep America Great to MAGA. Pathetic.

[–]TheBeardedMarxist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Yes, I heard there would be winning?"

[–]maicman 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I am not American and mostly watching thins for the entertainment value. There is still almost 40% of you that are going to vote for him no matter his record. What would really change those people minds ?

[–]Diabeticwalrus26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everybody knows it takes 4 more years of a pandemic to maga come on

[–]gslavik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If there is ever a debate, Biden should close with Reagan's quote of (paraphrased) "if your life has been great, vote for my opponent."

[–]OrangeSlicer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oof. Must not be great yet lol

[–]Xelisyalias 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You keep saying that like you have any idea what that means mr president

[–]bigwetbeef 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Republicans proving yet again, that it takes a pack of scumbags to take down a scumbag.

[–]bishslap 37 points38 points  (2 children)

I've been saying for 12 months, the Dems should use this slogan as their own next election. They could make America great again by outing Trump.

[–]undersquirl 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Even the fucking idea that a president is using fucking twitter is still not ok with me.

[–]MT_Flesch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Greatness is not achieved with fascism

[–]Genital_Grievous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Self “pwn”

[–]MegaBiT_Bot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Has he ever deleted a tweet?

[–]Lightbrand 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How can anyone vote for him after 4 years and no wall?

[–]boo312312 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think us leftists and Democrats should claim maga and use it against him 💫🤩

[–]Probablyathrowaway15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's rinse lather repeat

[–]Carterwreck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/YLyU1WCQQ8A

Please just watch that for everything you need to know on the Post Office.

[–]RammsayB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am in Trump region and I’ve recently seen pro Trump graffiti a lot. Mainly in portable shitters so maybe there is an underlying message... in any case I am not generally one to write in porta Johns but scribbling our pro fascist propaganda seems warranted.

I want to replace “MAGA” however. I have nothing witty. Reddit please help.

[–]realityexists[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Self Burn! Those are rare. - Detective Peralta