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Amazingly well preserved film footage of Germany in 1902 taken from a suspended "flying" train. by bram_stokers_acura in videos

[–]cky_stew 49 points50 points  (0 children)

He's not comparing it to youtube though, just saying why he doesn't like Reddit and all the reasons he list seem true and valid. Nothing wrong with that.

You're definetly proving his point about toxicity through the way you've reacted, by the way - a large air of superiority of opinion while you needlesly add an insult to the point you have.

This kid documented his apartment burning to the ground by Jorogasm in videos

[–]FomBBK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always film a quick tour of your house, going through every room and recording what is in it, what’s in your closets, drawers, cabinets, etc.

If you’re ever in a situation where your house burns down, it will make your insurance claim a whole lot easier to file when you have visual evidence of your items. You will be reimbursed market price for each item you claim.

A lot of people can’t remember everything they had in their possession, but a quick video can spark a lot of memory.

The closest you can get to Beirut's Explosion by midospan in videos

[–]chineseouchie1 170 points171 points 2 (0 children)

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Japanese high school marching band puts on an impressive performance by Outrageous-Alps-5899 in videos

[–]matolandio 303 points304 points  (0 children)

two dudes in a school of a hundred girls.

the manga didn't lie to me!

Never understood meditation? This Buddhist monk explains it very simply by NoNotInTheButt in videos

[–]luv2belis 500 points501 points  (0 children)

When you drive, you practice mindfulness of driving. It is possible. When you stop at a red light, you look at the red light and smile. You look at the red light, you smile, and you breathe in and out, and sit back, relaxingly. Breathing in, I calm myself. Breathing out, I smile.

And the red light become a friend, become a bell of mindfulness. Something unpleasant become something pleasant. We have the habit energy of wanting to arrive. That is why we want to go as quickly as possible. But according to this practice, we arrive at every moment. Life can be found only in the present moment. Everything that we look for must be found in the present moment. Peace. Joy. Happiness. Buddha. The kingdom of God.

What is our final destination? If we abandon the present moment, our final destination may be our death. We don't want to arrive there, we want to go in the direction of life.

EDIT: holy shit, I wasn't expecting this kind of reaction. It's from a Chroma Key song.

Closest footage so far of the Beirut Lebanon blast by M7plusoneequalsm8 in videos

[–]Lord_Blackthorn 11.8k points11.8k points  (0 children)

Did these two people survive?

edit: They did! With fairly minor injuries for what they experienced.

Link to Lina's sister's instagram

Link to Lina's sister's Instagram Picture of them OK in the hospital

Link to u/Skyy_Depthe's post

u/Skyy_Depthe more people are in this post, happy your family is OK. We are all hoping for your parent's quick recovery.

Closest footage so far of the Beirut Lebanon blast by M7plusoneequalsm8 in videos

[–]i-like-mr-skippy 535 points536 points  (0 children)

The year is 98364757224568.12, Modified Rippenger Date. Save for some lonely post-civilizations drifting through space in Dyson spheres, biological existence is but a memory. A dream.

An individualized Consciousness Sphere drifts through the great void. It has made the long journey from the Lesser Void. Before it, now, is only the Deep. It shall drift through the eons till all final vestiges of matter decay due to entropy.

It is not a pleasant existence. But such is the Pandora's box that mankind unleashed when it sought biological immortality.

Suddenly, a wisp-- a vapor. A flicker of awareness. The first entity that the sphere had encountered in countless eons.

It speaks:

"Imad! Don't say I didn't tell you so! Remember the windows?! When we were fancy primates living on Earth before the Calcyon Event?? Look at you drifting into the deep. You are stubborn like a dog!"

With that, the vapor departed.

The sphere of consciousness continued to drift, vague memories of a time and a place long removed flickering in its mind...

Beirut Explosion Rocks Bride's Photoshoot by MichaelNearaday in videos

[–]rabbitwonker 71 points72 points  (0 children)


Beirut Explosion Rocks Bride's Photoshoot by MichaelNearaday in videos

[–]bustduster 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Her husband is going to have a large ejaculation on their wedding night when they consummate their marriage by having sexual intercourse. An ejaculation so large and powerful it kill 135, injures 5000, and does $15,000,000,000 in property damage.

Beirut Explosion Rocks Bride's Photoshoot by MichaelNearaday in videos

[–]pipinngreppin 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this opportunity. I hope I don't let you down.

  1. " My mom took up sewing when she was 46 and within a year she was making bridal dresses full time, within 2 years she had her own shop. Your mom has done so well and the dress is fantastic. Do you have any pictures of her cunt? "https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/59ouce/my_mom_made_a_dress_in_her_sewing_class_and_shes/d9a8lm5/
  2. "I also choose this guy's dead wife."https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
  3. " the first time I saw this, my dad who looks just like this guy, died a few months prior and I thought to myself "he's not dead he's just out there robbin vape stores" "https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/hcqwrw/the_most_graceful_of_exits/fvgmt0j?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
  4. Guy who described his typical day in the Covid wards. Too long. You'll just have to click ithttps://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/h7mrlc/fact_check_bill_gates_is_not_planning_to/fumcvgq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
  5. "Every app is a dating app if you are Indian enough"https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/hhfl3e/slpt_reduce_reuse_recycle/fw9ueks?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
  6. " Her husband on wedding night. "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/i4aprj/beirut_explosion_rocks_brides_photoshoot/g0i7b7a?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
  7. " I drive trains. I have been here so many times. That was a surprise he turned. I have killed so many, many things. "https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/fzlr9o/get_off_the_tracks/fn566rm?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
  8. Guy who shocked his own testicles and posted photos of them to prove another guy wrong on the internethttps://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8uen0t/i_found_a_homemade_electric_chair_while_exploring/e1fcy3r?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
  9. I keep having a recurring nightmare where I'm waiting in the Whataburger drive-thru lane late at night and some dude wearing a dress rides by on a skateboard and tries to take the rifle off my gun rack, then holds open the tailgate of my truck and says "Let them all in!", while a bunch of landscapers hop in the back. I don't know what all it means, but it scares the crap out of me.https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/9hgaeb/lost_my_vote/e6bpaw6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
  10. Context, written by u/seanalltogether " You know they call corn on the cob "corn on the cob," right? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn", and they should call every other version "corn off the cob." It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm "sean", but then reattach it and call it "sean all together." "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/ejh4jl/conans_youtube_channel_just_released_a_mitch/fcxoj6y?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

It wasn't easy narrowing it down, so here are the honorable mentions:

I once took a shit in the lakehttps://www.reddit.com/r/Documentaries/comments/991n60/the_doomed_cleveland_balloonfest_of_86_2018_a/e4kvyy1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

...and I made this all uphttps://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/4up7sj/another_head_hunter/d5rp2in?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

the worst is you see it coming in slow motion. 3 off to the right, one sets the bookbag down by the door......opens it up and you're hoping its an explosive. but no. its that goddam stereo.

while this is happening the first dancer stands up...about to yell out his spiel while the boombox kicks on. even worse. the other two showtimers look brand fucking new at it, so you know they suck and will probably flying kick your face or worse, have their stinky ass hat land on you. god only knows the germs it contains. meanwhile, the lovely people sitting next to you are all smiles. taking in the sights and sounds of the city. they shuffle around for their wallets and purses just enough to get the showtimers attention. so wither way. theyre coming over. now youre totally fucked and will have to ignore hard. pray to the preacher lady that they dont single you out for $$$. just remember. only 4 more stops till freedom you subway warrior youhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9h6pot/i_want_this_kind_of_energy/e69wqzj?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

How is the headline not: 6ix9ine faces 3irty2wo years in prison https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/a1jrja/tekashi_6ix9ine_faces_32_years_to_life_in_prison/eaqxxte?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Did you know that with the way the human mouth is shaped you can stick a light bulb in but can't take it out intact due to our teeth curving on the inward sidehttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a94beh/if_santas_lump_of_coal_was_updated_for_the_modern/ecgtbb4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

The look of a man so deeply trapped inside the friend zone that even secretly cumming into her curried coconut quinoa doesn’t dampen the emotional agony of hearing her being railed through the wall by better looking, more woke hipsters with better beards every nighthttps://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/acckka/were_roommates_she_is_a_vegan/ed6wl3c?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

"It is 10 times worse"https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hlza40/painful_fall_off_hawaiian_waterfall/fx2n9o9?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

What a Man is REALLY thinking by twixtwix in videos

[–]tweak06 278 points279 points  (0 children)

My wife and I were laying in bed the other night, and she sees me deep in thought. She asks me what I'm thinking about.

I told her I was wondering how long I could last in a fight with a gorilla – I was thinking maybe about a minute.

And she got mad at me. I guess I was supposed to be thinking about other stuff and not cool shit like fighting gorillas or if I were a billionaire how long it would take me to train to be Batman.

Now I just lie and tell her I'm thinking of her and the kids or some shit.

edit so just for context, (and I've written this out below as well) here's the kind of scenario in which I was thinking...maybe it would be a closed-off city block area. Maybe some kind of badass post-apocalyptic scenario, where raiders have captured you and they play all these weird sick Gladiator-style games with their prisoners. So maybe like, you'd have blown-out buildings and cars and rubble to hide in/use as obstacles...things like that to your advantage.

What a Man is REALLY thinking by twixtwix in videos

[–]tweak06 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I was thinking if I did some stretching beforehand and be a bit more agile I could dodge some direct attacks. Assuming the gorilla is just tunnelling me and I'm going strictly for time, avoiding hand-to-hand for as long as possible. Maybe a minute.