I designed some sustainable NYE glasses last night.

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redddoggy · 2023-01-01T17:04:23+00:00

Don't forget to turn them off in 2099, or the economy will collapse

AstroWorldSecurity · 2023-01-01T16:49:57+00:00

Your eyes are definitely the last thing a hitchhiker has seen.

Eccohawk · 2023-01-01T16:40:22+00:00

And when you pass out from too much alcohol, your friends can doodle on your glasses instead of your face!

RlCKJAMESBlTCH · 2023-01-01T16:36:20+00:00

What happens in 2100? Not so sustainable afterall…

aLLcAPSiNVERSED · 2023-01-01T18:50:45+00:00

You look familiar... but you can't be the unnecessary* invention guy because this is extremely useful.

MBVakalis · 2023-01-01T18:20:08+00:00

Those are gonna be completely useless in about 77 years

CornelXCVI · 2023-01-01T17:26:18+00:00

20a3 will be my year

Rebowl · 2023-01-01T20:00:16+00:00

Dude, I thought you stole this from unnecessary inventions, then I saw your profile and realized your were him!

nstarleather · 2023-01-01T17:24:30+00:00

Sustainable for 76 years, we can do better.

Spacepirateattack · 2023-01-01T18:20:38+00:00

They are only sustainable for 77 more years tut tut

CombatDeffective · 2023-01-01T19:48:49+00:00

What about a similar idea, but removable, magnetic, interlocking numbers?

Chef86d · 2023-01-02T00:08:29+00:00

Why these super round glasses, made sense when it was 2007 and the 00 were the glasses. This trend should have died when 2010 started…

gana04 · 2023-01-01T17:41:49+00:00

This isn't dumb enough. This would actually sell.

stalemate-resolution · 2023-01-01T17:01:39+00:00

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sirtalen · 2023-01-01T20:59:00+00:00

Who the fuck taught you to write a 2?

2023-01-01T17:27:26+00:00

Love you and your videos bro. I watch your new YouTube's every day.

TheRealPaulMacBeth · 2023-01-01T17:49:42+00:00

You'd think we would have learned after Y2K. Smh

ShadowShot05 · 2023-01-01T22:38:36+00:00

These stupid ass glasses should've died in 2010

God-of-Tomorrow · 2023-01-01T19:07:09+00:00

Good for 77 more years than you'll need to store it for the next 18000 years.

Sta1nless_ · 2023-01-01T21:51:36+00:00

The fuck are those 2

NightrageReturns · 2023-01-01T16:58:49+00:00

Why do his two's look like sixes

PeopleCallMeSimon · 2023-01-01T22:42:15+00:00

What is 20aa ?

Sorqu · 2023-01-01T20:18:38+00:00

Don't like it, expires in 77 years...

2023-01-01T20:32:15+00:00

r/BuyItForLife

BoomZhakaLaka · 2023-01-01T21:46:51+00:00

this post can also be titled "planned obsolescence"

Evilmaze · 2023-01-01T23:26:43+00:00

Future proof for 77 years

Fliparto · 2023-01-01T23:44:17+00:00

It's only good for 100 years.

Sherlockhomey · 2023-01-01T23:44:45+00:00

Haven't seen those glasses with the fake nose like yours in ages!

Any_Adhesiveness3549 · 2023-01-02T00:23:56+00:00

Well those are only good for another 77 years.

BeardFace5 · 2023-01-02T01:16:14+00:00

Love your stuff, love your username more

lethalfrost · 2023-01-02T01:16:26+00:00

Expiration date: 2100

ClapActivated · 2023-01-02T01:21:21+00:00

Michael "Squints" Palledorous.

Cybertronic72388 · 2023-01-02T02:00:20+00:00

Well shit, I knew you would eventually invent something practical on accident, and here it is...

uppity_downer1881 · 2023-01-02T02:12:56+00:00

You'd have to buy another pair in 77 years, that's how they get you.

DrawingRestraint · 2023-01-02T02:20:56+00:00

This is easily the best invention this mensch has ever delivered. Bravo.

goingoutwest123 · 2023-01-02T03:01:51+00:00

You seem like my kinda person: a lovable douche

HansumJack · 2023-01-02T03:15:41+00:00

This one actually seems pretty fun.

2023-01-02T03:30:03+00:00

But doesn't that mean it's only good for 100 years?

You could multiply it's sustainability by 10 if it was just 2___.

And by 100+ if it was just a blank sign on top of a pair of glasses. Theoretically it's only limited by space and size of handwriting at that point.

(Patent pending don't steal)

masturbatingmysoul · 2023-01-02T04:02:49+00:00

Sure, cuz I have a special drawer in my house to keep a pair of glasses to be worn once a year

hosea_they_heysus · 2023-01-01T18:27:04+00:00

Bad business plan. Can only sell once every 100 years. 0/10 for profitability

Doctor_M_Toboggan · 2023-01-01T18:36:44+00:00

Why are mustaches a thing again?

Sod_Lord · 2023-01-01T18:09:58+00:00

Plastic can take 500 years to decompose. Just saying

jamesianm · 2023-01-01T20:06:09+00:00

Sustainable? They’re only good for another 77 years

Kilzky · 2023-01-01T22:03:44+00:00

That's gonna look stupid in 77 years

bluetriumphantcloud · 2023-01-01T17:51:23+00:00

I wish I had an invention that removed this guy from the planet.

Low_Mastodon2018 · 2023-01-01T19:44:40+00:00

Not funny, just advertising to increase your social media revenue.

VegetablePlastic9744 · 2023-01-01T22:57:07+00:00

It’s more sustainable to not buy the useless things you design

Zygmunt-zen · 2023-01-01T16:36:37+00:00

Great idea!

octhell · 2023-01-01T17:31:20+00:00

you write like a 3 year-old

Ertyio689 · 2023-01-01T22:24:59+00:00

Bruh your teeth take up to much space for your mouth to close, or what?

imgonnabutteryobread · 2023-01-01T17:29:06+00:00

Cmon, no video?

Altruistic-Beach7625 · 2023-01-01T17:44:49+00:00

Pff, your pic is clearly ai generated you don't fool me.

leviathab13186 · 2023-01-01T20:25:56+00:00

Sustainable my ass, you can only use them for 77 more years

Thereminz · 2023-01-01T21:33:48+00:00

"uh yeah this is dumb cause it will only last 76 years* /s

Kbdiggity · 2023-01-01T22:13:10+00:00

Never trust anyone who struggles to draw the number 2.

PixelWrangler · 2023-01-02T03:22:23+00:00

Sustainable?! These are only good for 76 years! WHAT THEN?

JulyPluviophile · 2023-01-01T16:55:42+00:00

The guy has to think of profits too. Too sustainable and no one will make future purchases 🤣

AJellyInABox · 2023-01-01T21:24:39+00:00

The guy is a winner

Spamton_1997_ · 2023-01-01T21:24:41+00:00

He is the guy from unnecessary inventions

4x4taco · 2023-01-01T22:06:48+00:00

Aaron Rodgers... is that you?

CollarAltruistic4387 · 2023-01-02T03:26:21+00:00

Can someone ban this guy. Please. He is everywhere….

SwiftzFish · 2023-01-02T15:47:36+00:00

Only lasts for 100 years not worth jt

Xhalo · 2023-01-01T16:56:09+00:00

The only sustainable energy in the world is analingus. You get energy from an anal eating, and you feel invigorated giving somebody a backside whirlpool swirl with your tongue. It's a win win for everybody. If more people recycled their spaghettios cans and performed analingus on their husband's, I think the world would be a better place 🥰🥰🥰


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