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[–]mrsquishybutt 3883 points3884 points  (52 children)

He’s spinning it like he’s on wheel of fortune

[–]Particular_Tadpole27 1115 points1116 points  (33 children)

He’s spinning the wheel of heart disease

[–]Alcott_Yubolsov 139 points140 points  (21 children)

Spin the wheel of destiny!

[–]SillyFlyGuy 117 points118 points  (16 children)

Spin the wheel of obesity!

[–]Honest-Ad7566 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Spin the wheel of four-chins

[–]Medical_Security_747 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just thinking this would be great for runners to wear to fight obesity. 1 pod for hydration, 1 for nutrition, 1 for salt capsules and pain killers, 1 for bus or cab fare home when they go a little too far...

[–]Sandcracka- 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Spin the wheel of obscurity!

[–]Nymaz 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Spin the wheel of obscenity!

[–][deleted]  (6 children)


    [–]Deaths-shoes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Turn turn turn tell us the lesson that we should learn.

    [–]rmb83 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    Russian Roulette

    [–]BizzyM 42 points43 points  (3 children)

    He's not clapping at it, tho.

    [–]RedditedYoshi 29 points30 points  (1 child)

    Rookie mistake; the wheel demands claprifice.

    [–]Lordrandall 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    At least it isn’t the Wheel of Fish!

    [–]PamelaFinklestein 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Red Snapper..mmmsss..very tasty!

    [–]hookisacrankycrook 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    You get nothing! Absolutely nothing! You're so stupid!

    [–]puppet_up 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    yeah? well, you get to drink from the.........FIRE HOSE!!!!

    [–]GrumpleDumpkin 7809 points7810 points  (115 children)

    This might be the worst, but also the best one.

    [–]getoffmydangle 2091 points2092 points  (74 children)

    Totally agree. This is hilariously bad and I love it. It’s so dumb! Sometimes I actually am jealous of the products but this one is just awful

    [–]MikeDubbz 479 points480 points  (68 children)

    Yeah I don't think there is a person out there that sees any net-gain from a product like this, while some of his other inventions have had something to them that someone out there might feel is worth it to some extent.

    [–]Comekrelief 572 points573 points  (22 children)

    Yeah haha....I totally... don't want this...

    [–]frick-you-fricker 95 points96 points  (19 children)

    Just imagine it was a bunch of different drugs and alcohol?!!! Come. ON!!

    [–]yourmansconnect 62 points63 points  (15 children)

    this was me at multiple music festivals only with a tactical bat belt. coke K mollie shrooms and acid and a bottle of jack

    [–]BadWolfman 44 points45 points  (11 children)

    Don’t forget the ether!

    Once you get started making a serious drug collection, the tendency is to take it as far as you can.

    [–]inplayruin 54 points55 points  (9 children)

    There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)


      [–]Honest-Ad7566 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      I'm going to need some fucking golf shoes

      [–]CountryCumfart 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      And here I thought ether was just for getting started

      [–]mexicodoug 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Yeah, but what a fantastic way to get the ball rolling!

      [–]EmploymentLoose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Dogs fucked the pope. No fault of mine.

      [–]inplayruin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      All the food groups. Healthy!

      [–]Jimbo-Slice925 92 points93 points  (18 children)

      Like the lid for the peanut butter w an attached scraper that gets all the peanut butter out of the jar. Fucking brilliant.

      [–]Sperranza 34 points35 points  (11 children)

      cool. and we all are waiting for chop sticks or tongs in a pack of chips/crisps

      [–]Jimbo-Slice925 18 points19 points  (10 children)

      Damn that’s actually fucking brilliant too. Why don’t they just put a pair of disposable wooden tongs on the outside of the bag or something? Like the straw on a juice box

      [–]Rogue-3 35 points36 points  (8 children)

      Why don't you just burn some tires while you're at it

      [–]Jimbo-Slice925 16 points17 points  (7 children)

      They could use plastic instead?

      [–]chickenstrip_bastard 7 points8 points  (6 children)

      Way way better, great idea!

      [–]louroot 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      Hold up, what

      [–]CaptainCooksLeftEye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Yeah deffo but the "squatty slides" are level up!

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)


        [–]adventurepony 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        I could also see college kids using this for its intended purpose.

        [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

        Spoken like someone whose never played russian cheeseburger roulette.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)


          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Excellent idea, komrade.

          [–]ARandomBob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          The ball cooler attachment for the car A/C is chefs kiss.

          [–]-Kim_Dong_Un- 29 points30 points  (1 child)

          The funny thing is I could absolutely see this as a 2000’s commercial.

          [–]CanadaJack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Infomercial* at 2am.

          [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (1 child)

          Concept is absolutely solid, the execution, while solidly built, is incredibly comical.

          I love it. A very great gag gift.

          [–]Sixwingswide 33 points34 points  (0 children)

          This dude looks so intense

          Also, the way he spins unnecessarily hard/fast lmfao

          [–]Luke_Cold_Lyle 30 points31 points  (2 children)

          I can already feel the neck pain

          [–]Dookie_boy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

          It's gets lighter on every use !

          [–]AvacadMmmm 35 points36 points  (2 children)

          The Cob Quickie is the best

          [–]KGoo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Lolol yesssssss. But wait...I can't buy it?? I need several for my family!

          [–]echostar777 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I liked the one with the taco that puts all the bits that fall out on a tortilla and then you wrap it up like a burrito 🌯.

          [–]haemaker 1051 points1052 points  (20 children)

          Reminds me of the Nacho Hat.

          [–]stavidj 280 points281 points  (4 children)

          Nacho, nacho maaaaan!

          [–]Carmina__Gadelica 71 points72 points  (0 children)

          I wanna be a nacho man!

          [–]Lobanium 16 points17 points  (1 child)

          I sing this all the time and had forgotten what scene it was from. Sometimes I modify when I wanna go to Taco Bell. 🎵 Taco Taco Beeeeellll, I want to go...to Taco Bell 🎵

          EDIT: Yes, I know it's Macho Man. I'm old. I know the Village People.

          [–]CubesAreNice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          This comment reminds me of the story of the man who worked in a DVD rental store and "churro man."

          [–]Yoprobro13 75 points76 points  (6 children)

          I thought this was a link to the despicable me scene

          [–]TypicalGamer88 27 points28 points  (1 child)

          Same. I never knew that scene was a reference to the Simpsons. I’ve even seen that episode before, but I just now made the connection.

          [–]nale21x 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          Same, also Binging with Babish made an excellent recreation of this in real life.

          [–]GGGirls-Unit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          I just realized that Steve Carell uses his Mykonos voice for Gru.

          [–]AreYouDeadYet9 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Simpsons did it better. This one would start dripping immediately where the simpsons one has it in the center

          [–]thedaveness 22 points23 points  (0 children)

          LOL, Reminded me of the roundabout he had on the couch

          [–]TheNerdChaplain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Binging with Babish really did this.

          [–]SpitFiya7171 751 points752 points  (10 children)

          I love how the last video clip shows you only able to see out of one eye 🤣

          [–]powerlesshero111 112 points113 points  (7 children)

          Agreed. It should have some posts and a couple of rubber flippers, so it stops it with the spaces in front of your eyes. And so it makes a cool sound when you spin it.

          [–]Man_with_the_Fedora 34 points35 points  (3 children)

          Sporty Susan v2!

          [–]Dat_Mustache 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Printed/Injected/Constructed of Optically Clear plastic.

          [–]Chuck_Nucks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          So, like when you drink whiskey all afternoon watching sports?

          [–]slacombe 1345 points1346 points  (25 children)

          I've seen most of your unnecessary products and I find this particular one to be my favorite and maybe the most unnecessary.

          [–]apageofthedarkhold 242 points243 points  (16 children)

          Like, I'm not sure the dude knows what the word 'unecessary' means... More often than not, his inventions are... Perfect.

          [–]Etheo 102 points103 points  (14 children)

          Definitely, but this time he definitely dug deep back into his roots!

          [–][deleted]  (6 children)


            [–]k9centipede 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            Fancy garden party would be perfect for it

            [–]goatpunchtheater 7 points8 points  (2 children)

            I'm foreseeing some kind of game, were you spin the wheel of food. I can't decide if spinning the wheel should be a punishment or reward. Drinking should also be involved.

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)


              [–]DJRyGuy20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              lol- dude’s probably reading all this thinking, “look, man…. I’m just here to invent stupid shit. Don’t read too much into it.”

              [–]a_moniker 29 points30 points  (6 children)

              This post + all the u/Shitty_Watercolour comments makes me think we’re entering a Reddissance

              [–]belgarath113 14 points15 points  (1 child)

              Shitty's back?!

              [–]a_moniker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Yeah, I’ve seen at least 6 great shitty_watercolour posts the past few days!

              [–]VanCanFan75 130 points131 points  (0 children)

              I like to think they had you in mind when they invented 3D printers.

              [–]Phydoux 1162 points1163 points  (66 children)

              OMG... I see a HUGE mess with that. Especially if that drink is a beer or a mixed drink... That could get REALLY messy...

              [–]rightcoastguyUnnecessaryInventions[S] 1950 points1951 points  (58 children)

              I had to wash my rug after filming this video.

              [–]Aggressive-Sound-641 241 points242 points  (26 children)

              I love this so much though. Unnecessary, yes but I would totally buy one

              [–]H377Spawn 139 points140 points  (19 children)

              That’s the beauty of this guy’s stuff. It’s built to be “useless” but always close enough to awesome that you find yourself thinking “Now that I think of it…”.

              Edit: sorry unnecessary, not useless.

              [–]asuraskordoth 40 points41 points  (15 children)

              Most of them I do kind of want but this one feels completely unnecessary. What's the advantage over just putting all your food on the table?

              [–]nathanzoet91 33 points34 points  (5 children)

              Ummm it's mobile! Take that shit with you on the go

              [–]KrazyAboutLogic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

              What if you want to take a bite of your burger or take a sip of your drink while you are on the toilet? This is genius.

              [–]sinisterspud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              You can take your snacks on the go skateboarding or riding your bike with this. For the chickenheaded you could probably even take this on a run

              [–]Kevin_IRL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              It's funnier this way

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

              Would ya though?

              [–]Chaosengel 13 points14 points  (1 child)

              Buy one? Yes.

              Actually use it? Hard no

              [–]greenprotagonist 16 points17 points  (2 children)

              Could a long bendy straw and a stationary beverage cup have been affixed to the top, leaving the lazy suzan fuction for food alone?

              [–]abraxasisall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Just have an inner stationary ring for holding a beverage and an outer “lazy Susan” ring that spins on a ball bearing track and voila, you have your wish, but your head might look like a model of the solar system

              [–]iiSpook 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              I don't know if the video is a bit faster but I was very impressed with how stable and smoothly it rotated :)

              [–]2017hayden 9 points10 points  (1 child)

              All I could imagine when I saw this was what happens when you drop the remote and bend over to grab it without thinking.

              [–]Ah-Schoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Needs a tray for the remote. That's in the next version.

              [–]kcrab91 26 points27 points  (3 children)

              Lol, this seems like an unnecessary invention.

              [–]Put_It_All_On_Blck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Should've made an invention to clean your rug. Like a wet vac skirt that's made out of mop material and you just drag your ass across the floor to clean it.

              [–]xrnzrx 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              OMG.... you have a HUGE point....

              [–]Extra21stChromosome 116 points117 points  (3 children)

              Homer Simpson noises

              [–]mensreaactusrea 23 points24 points  (0 children)

              Nacho nacho nacho maaaan, I wanna be your nacho man!

              [–]lynivvinyl 34 points35 points  (1 child)

              Check yo head!

              [–]GpRex 32 points33 points  (1 child)

              Holding out until it comes with a toilet attachment

              [–]MowingInJordans 80 points81 points  (5 children)

              I'm going to take the headrest off the seat in my car and us it in there.

              [–]Not_the_banana 20 points21 points  (4 children)

              That sounds like a car crash waiting to happen

              [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

              Who needs peripheral vision?

              [–]Shiftyboss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              Who needs a head restraint?

              [–]Crownlol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Nobody else matters except me, the main character!

              I'll take two, the wife will want her own

              [–]Well_thatwas_random 72 points73 points  (4 children)

              Are you an actual Wisconsin fan or do you like torturing yourself on purpose?

              [–]agentpatsy 50 points51 points  (1 child)

              Of course Aaron Rodgers is a Wisconsin fan.

              [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

              [–]Diablojota 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Hahaha! This is gold!

              [–]jgrumiaux 18 points19 points  (0 children)

              Clearly the energy expended to load the device is way more than what is required to eat out of the delivery bags, but you have to admire his commitment to not breaking eye contact during the game.

              [–]bobdabastard 33 points34 points  (1 child)

              “Hands free” 🙌

              [–]ExdigguserPies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              uses hands

              [–]Comfortable-Box-4878 12 points13 points  (1 child)

              Actually it does solve a problem, which is that sometimes there’s just not a surface within reach to set down your food and drink. And fuck tables.

              [–]drumlinechops 11 points12 points  (4 children)

              The multi-faceted Susan

              [–]totally_italian 6 points7 points  (3 children)

              The capable Susan

              [–]TapDancingAssassin 6 points7 points  (2 children)

              The industrious susan

              [–]quickquestions-only 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              The ambidextrous Susan.

              [–]Torvite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Please spin the indefatigable Susan my way.

              [–][deleted]  (18 children)


                [–]CremasterFlash 12 points13 points  (4 children)

                at least you'll never spill getting up to cheer a win.

                [–]NightWolf_MVP 33 points34 points  (2 children)

                If I'm watching a game and my team scores I'mma be flying off the couch in joy but so will the spinny thingy off my head..

                [–]FerretFarm 40 points41 points  (1 child)

                9 dollars and 99 cents extra for the chin strap accessory.

                [–]flekkzo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                You. Are. Going. To. Love. It.

                [–]SidewinderSerpent 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                Your exaggerated motions really sell it... not to me though.

                [–]barelylethal10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                This is the ultimate stoner technology, I legit want one and not as a novelty either I would wear this for sure, it needs a lighter holder or something too and maybe even an additional tray on top for the tv remote? Just sayin

                [–]betahack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                ....I would use this with no shame but then I'd get drunk and fuck it all up

                [–]ph154 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                I honestly would love this as a gag item!

                [–]Omnizoom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Just needs a a lot for wet wipes and it’s the perfect snack headset for gaming

                [–]endymion2300 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                you should integrate a flexi-straw from the drink, through the center of the cap, and down into your mouth. like a beer hat, but with one of those 90s bmx barspin headset connections.

                [–]BernieTheDachshund 13 points14 points  (1 child)

                This one seems kinda handy. Unless someone decides to wear it to a movie theater lol.

                [–]293949586758493921 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                If it’s not dishwashable, I don’t want it.

                [–]TheHumanPickleRick 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                Anything is dishwashable if you try hard enough.

                [–]xBIGMANNx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                This dude is gonna keep inventing ridiculous shit until he one day comes up with something brilliant. It's probably how most inventors do it, but this guy has internet skills too.

                [–]dandrevee 3 points4 points  (0 children)


                Nope. I need that.

                [–]graesen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Just don't look down. Or up... Or anywhere except at the TV.

                [–]karbonator 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                hands free

                then reaches up and spins the thing with his hands

                [–]ninja36036 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                never miss a thing

                He says as the pocket is right in front of his eye.

                [–]sureal808- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                The lazier susan!

                [–]Zuwxiv 30 points31 points  (23 children)

                This is an advertisement. The product is covered in Door dash logos and the first step is “get your food delivered.”

                Why the hell are we just posting ads like this? It’s an ad, it should be marked as such.

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Now I'm hungry.😔

                [–]deutschdachs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Go Badgers!

                [–]littleMAS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                It needs a pizza stone on top.

                [–]xDRSTEVOx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Looks down to check his phone and spills absolutely everything

                [–]WindowsCrashedAgain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                You should put it on sharktank

                [–]danbeardan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                You should include gaskets and a closed tube system so you can just suck the French fries, sauce, soda, and cheeseburger into your mouth.

                [–]Cunctatious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Genius name.

                [–]Jenkinswarlock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                You have no idea how much I would fuck with this

                [–]Orbitrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                He's got a lot of faith in his designs with how fast he spun that thing with the drink in it.

                [–]ecto88mph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                This guys gonna fuck around and change the world one of these days.

                [–]Straightbatintoslips 2 points3 points  (0 children)


                [–]porksaus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                This guy is a genius. How does he come up with so many of these ideas, otherwise?

                [–]dannieupton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Chindogu, it’s called a Chindogu

                [–]ScotchMints 2 points3 points  (0 children)


                [–]leavemealonegeez8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Not sure what exactly is unnecessary about this…

                [–]BonjinTheMark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Reminds me of Homer watching football

                [–]33mondo88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Hilarious 😂

                [–]asajosh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                I know it's a joke but dammit, deep down I kinda want one!

                [–]Severe_Discipline_73 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                We all do.

                [–]au92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                This guy is a national treasure

                [–]bremix136 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                I wonder if it gets heavy?

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                How many takes for a spin where stuff didn't fall off

                [–]demannu86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Fast food Roulette

                [–]Godbox1227 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                You need to also design a long flexi straw so when you spin to the soda you can drink it without taking it off the wheel.

                Physical exertions are for losers, bro.

                [–]Merthn07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                The design is very human.

                [–]SPRLPRL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Not gonna lie…I’d buy that…and a mannequin head. Probably smarter that way.

                [–][deleted]  (5 children)


                  [–]rileyrulesu 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                  Aww man this guy is making sponsored videos now? Lame.

                  [–]disapppointingpost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Been, for a long time. Also been unfunny since about the same time.

                  [–]Srimnac 11 points12 points  (4 children)

                  This is an ad you idiots.

                  [–]MillHoodz_Finest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I honestly think u could get those into some stadium, I could see a minor league baseball team selling them...

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  How would you be able to see which dip is which? Like what if you want to dip your fry in barbeque sauce and you dip it ranch instead accidentally?

                  [–]Weary_Temporary8583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  What if you have that on your head and you fall down lol

                  [–]kRe4ture[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  UI in 50 years:

                  „Check out my head-mounted particle accelerator“

                  [–]SpaceGordonRamsay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  i see this as totally necessary

                  [–]purplestar19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I usually love the products but this one, for me, is most useless. I don’t like things near my face like that. Nope for me!

                  [–]Exatraz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I don't know if you intended to look like discount Aaron Rodgers but it worked

                  [–]8FootedAlgaeEater 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  I gotta say, this is awesome!

                  [–]KindlyOlPornographer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  The indefatigable Susan.

                  [–]LadyAzure17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  LMAOOO this is so good dude, thanks for all your crazy work

                  [–]ZitraZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Loved it. Made me lol