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[–]KadeTheTrickster 1831 points1832 points  (53 children)

I mean, the waiter will eventually eat a meal so hopefully he enjoys it.

[–]Metsubo 491 points492 points  (25 children)

That's the logic i always use

[–]inshane_in_the_brain 166 points167 points  (23 children)

The one ill always remember is going to the movies with a date and after tearing our ticket, the lady tells us to "enjoy the film", thanks, you too... this was legit 15 years ago and I still think about it.

[–]woctaog 65 points66 points  (7 children)

I worked at a movie theater, and every shift at least one person would say "you too" back to my "enjoy the show". It literally happens all the time. Forgive yourself and move on, I guarantee the ticket tearing lady didn't give it a second thought.

[–]Forward2Infinity 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I too have worked at a movie theater, more than one. And yeah, honestly all it did was give me a nice chuckle during an otherwise boring day.

Damn I miss those jobs..I literally watched movies all day until someone walkie talkied me that they need something lol. And that was in Downtown Disney with amazing screens. Good times 🤙

[–]elchupacabra206 6 points7 points  (0 children)

but you did remember it. oh god all my fears and embarrassments from past inappropriate "you toos" have been confirmed. fuck.

[–]inshane_in_the_brain 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She made eye contact with me, its forever burned in my mind.

[–]DystopianBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yet you recall how often it was said...

[–]_Ralix_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happens to me whenever someone says, “Have a nice day.”
I'll start replying, “Thanks, you too.” but the person in question manages to slip in “And enjoy your meal” or something just in time before I finish saying it.

[–]tangledwire 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Like someone said above, maybe the lady will see that movie and will enjoy it. So it’s not too bad.

[–]No_ThisIs_Patrick 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Or she'll purposely never see it so she can hold it over your head for the rest of time and the prophecy will never be fulfilled

[–]Warmitrax 12 points13 points  (2 children)

We'll make her watch it, then. For your sake.

[–]Chim_Pansy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But there is never a workaround for "Hey, how are you?"

"nOt mUcH hOw aBoUt yOu?"

[–]Yusef_G 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mine was from 9 years ago at the airport check in counter. Enjoy your flight! Thanks you too!

[–]AergiasChestnuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you an elephant?

[–]shellshocking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How do you do this so seldom that you still remember it?

I commit these faux pas ~weekly, I couldn’t imagine picking a distinct one from a decade ago.

[–]PerdidoHermanoMio 118 points119 points  (9 children)

- Enjoy your meal.

- You too. = Freudian slip where you subconsciously want to eat the hot waiter ("you") too!

[–]Hot_Cheese69 33 points34 points  (0 children)

elephant begins eating the waiter

[–]txteachertrans 14 points15 points  (6 children)

[–]Msignore8 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Yesss I scrolled looking for this. Brian Regan is amazing. My family quotes this all the time!

[–]txteachertrans 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Got to see him in 2018...his OCD bit had me on the damn floor.

[–]mama_stay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love me some Brian Regan.

[–]reincarN8ed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, Brian

[–]lelawes 1738 points1739 points  (81 children)

And the echo remains until you do something new to replace it

[–]Silua7 796 points797 points  (24 children)

Replace? I just add to the list so I can have another trigger to remind me how stupid I am.

[–]hoosierdaddy192 280 points281 points  (15 children)

This is the way

[–]Afferent_Input 100 points101 points  (12 children)

That's the way?!? Fuck a suck, I've been doing it all wrong. Add it to the list.

EDIT: it should have been "suck a fuck". One more for the fail list...

[–]AgtSquirtle007 63 points64 points  (9 children)

Oh please tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one fuck a suck?

[–]Syraphel 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Better to suck a fuck than be crushed by an airplane engine.

[–]tomatoaway 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"That damn rabbit pulled me out of bed to close a universe created by him calling me out of bed!"

[–]micewrangler 9 points10 points  (2 children)

We will not have this at the dinner table.

[–]WhelmedEverlasting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's just slang for tentacle porn

[–]Afferent_Input 6 points7 points  (0 children)

THAT'S ENOUGH!

[–]PasteBear 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fuck a suck? Fuck a suck...

[–]straypilot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This guy ruminates

[–]subtlebulk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know you might be joking, but honestly, from what I've read, our brains tend to keep similar pieces of information together. Like, if you love someone, you're likely to get their name mixed up with other people you love. So for me, if I say "You too!" in these kinds of situations, then I think it's my brain's way of saying <insert gratitude and warm goodbye>, and I think most people would understand the feeling implied, even if the words aren't exact. I'm not sure how it is for those who have difficulty parsing emotions from words/body language though.

[–]sambar101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time I thanked a grieving son for letting me come to his dad's wake.... He chuckled lol

[–]thoomfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about this yesterday and I was easily able to rattle off over a dozen times I've made an ass of myself. Why can't I have that kind memory for fun anecdotes instead?

[–]lemonylol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much, I still remember a vivid, super short memory from 5th grade that makes me feel like I was there.

[–]azaza34 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When you immediately recall something like this and you FEEL the cringe try this. Forgive yourself out loud. "azaza34 i forgive you" or "I forgive you azaza34." It actually helps.

[–]Passivefamiliar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eventually the list gets long enough you just never get back to sleep

[–]LiamYanon 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Something *worse

[–]flip314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even when you come up with something worse, remembering that one usually still reminds you of the all-time top 10

[–]SassyWhaleWatching 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's up? Good, you?

[–]_durian_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the tinnitus I have are really just distant echoes of every stupid thing I've ever said.

[–]CataclysmDM 11 points12 points  (1 child)

An elephant.... never forgets.

[–]Treximile 13 points14 points  (8 children)

On one of my birthdays, I got up on the fireplace and got everyone's attention and was like "my favorite present is.... all of you for coming!"

It haunts me to this day how cringy that was, among the hall of other cringy things I've done. In fact, I think I stopped talking as much just to avoid doing saying stupid shit.

[–]ting_bu_dong 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a nice thing to say, to me.

[–]Bexaliz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah that's not as bad as you think. It's actually pretty sweet even if it is super cheesy.

[–]anyom127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think about all the cringy shit i have done too, but whenever i hear other people's cringy shit, i always think "hmm, that is not so bad, i wonder why they feel so strongly about it", like in this case, where i don't actually that is such a bad thing.

[–]El_Cartografo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like editing the punctuation errors?

[–]Maps_nb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah something more embarrassing

[–]GoodbyeEarl 501 points502 points  (28 children)

I’ve never been a waiter, but I bet waiters have heard “you too” hundreds of times and don’t give a shit

[–]MrVent 188 points189 points  (8 children)

Can confirm, no one gives a shit and usually they appreciate the thought.

[–]roboroach3 53 points54 points  (4 children)

I ordered lamb shanks once and told the waiter "shanks a lot". Would they generally like that too because this one i tried it with didn't give me much and I'm not surw whether to try again :/

[–]MrVent 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'd probably get a chuckle out of that, definitely not one you hear a lot.

[–]Legobrick1000 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that 'thanks a lot' sounds oddly sarcastic, so maybe that has something to do with it? Try 'shank you' nex ti- ... On second thought, never try that one.

[–]trvsw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next time try “shank you”

[–]09Trollhunter09 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You are correct! Sometimes it might even make that customer seem “cuter” as it’s a result of them trying to be nice and polite. Any server appreciates that.

[–]Humbugalarm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Worked at a duty free store at the airport and have had countless people tell me "you too" when I wished them a nice trip.

[–]SuperLeaves 75 points76 points  (2 children)

I guarantee you that some say it just to see if the recipient is on their feet.

[–]lzzi 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah. And I have a shit eating grin when they fall for it, too. But I also always say I'm about to take my break so they're not wrong.

[–]SuperLeaves 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fucking knew it lmao. Because it literally takes you no effort at all, it's basically the most polite and right thing to say, yet the recipient has to do a little mental gymnastics in their head to respond. Also its pretty much harmless, unless you're this elephant.

[–]wholesome69420 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I was a waiter back in college and management required us to tell the customers to enjoy their food. I got back "you too" roughly 2-3 times a day and every time I thought the customer was inviting me to grab a chair and enjoy their food with them. It led to so many awkward situations when they had to explain to me they just misspoke. Just kidding, I never gave a fuck what the customer said, I was in auto pilot mode.

[–]bananaplasticwrapper 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Im sure its white noise to them.

[–]whitneymak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bartender here. It's endearing.

[–]bmeupsctty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should talk to u/nethobo

[–]shirinrin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a waiter, but I work in a cinema and used to say “have a good movie!” And get the same sort of “you too! Or eh I mean....” But I usually just appreciate it and smile. I did change it to “have a good day/evening” after a while as everyone had the same reaction. I still sometimes get the awkwardness after “you too” but not as much as it’s more normal.

[–]Boonlink 403 points404 points  (43 children)

"How's it going?" "Not much."

True story

[–]zaphodp3 111 points112 points  (6 children)

"Congratulations on your brother's graduation!" "Thanks, you too!"

[–]ashamedprotein 51 points52 points  (5 children)

"My brother died last year..."

"Wow, that makes his graduating much more impressive."

[–]All_Work_All_Play 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Yeah I meant he graduated life!"

"He shot himself..."

"He finished on his own terms!"

[–]bityfne 74 points75 points  (7 children)

"hey, how are u?"

"Good, how are u?"

"Good, and u?"

Last Tuesday

[–]Braxtonluvschloe 26 points27 points  (2 children)

“How’s it going”

Me; “good”

..

me; “how’s it going?”

I was beating myself up for that for weeks :P

[–]azthal 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Me on a customer call last week:

Customer: "It was nice talking to you!"

Me: "Thank you."

[–]gonnaherpatitis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're welcome.

[–]improbably_me 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every Monday thru Friday for me

[–]OnTheList-YouTube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's with a (potential) partner, just say: "I know I already asked. I just like to hear your voice."

[–]bmeupsctty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As old as time

[–]AlphaOwn 11 points12 points  (8 children)

This is fair game. Asking someone how's it going in a casual setting is the most annoying shit for awkward people. Here I was thinking I was walking past you but I guess I have to get out a full response now while you're already fucking behind me?? No, fuck you. You get a default NPC response right back, you gawdam monster

[–]mrockracing 6 points7 points  (6 children)

As a fellow anxiety dweller, I live by the standard NPC dialogue. Oblivion and Skyrim wrote the script for me in high school.

[–]ForensicPaints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

[–]EpiphanyTwisted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've learned pleasantries from Letterkenny. howareyanow? goodnyou? notsobad.

[–]VoldemortsHorcrux 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Whats up?" "Good, how are you?"

[–]Arto_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I asked some what’s up once and they said good lmao

[–]seanthebeloved 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always reply “Nothing” when people casually ask “how are you doing” and it usually gets a chuckle. Non-questions deserve non-answers.

[–]never0101 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Was working with a customer at a previous job and my brain stopped for a minute so I told the dude to "take a good one" instead of thr more popular "take care" or "have a good one". That shit haunted me for weeks.

[–]Hailstorm303 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Take luck!

[–]zephyr141 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Care for it!

[–]UncleGus75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take good care of the luck!

[–]Spaeon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah bruh, that’s hilarious

[–]EpiphanyTwisted 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I appreciate all these stories for they make me feel less ridiculous. I work in a small office and thankfully have a co-worker who is slightly more goofy than I am. I should get her a gift card or something...

[–]CoolestGuyOnMars 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Hiya how’s it going?”

“Yeah not bad thanks”

“Yeah good thanks”

Happens every now and then but not to me, lol, the person I’m talking to. I just answer their question and don’t ask. It makes me giggle inside. I hope they don’t dwell on it.

[–]2rottenpumpkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Drive safe" "You too."

[–]Caveman108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or the inverse: “What’s up?” “Pretty good.”

[–]anyom127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

an older man once asked me what grade i was in, but i misheard him, so i answered "yes". And he just looked kind of weird at me. still haunts me.

[–]Shamone85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"How's it going?"
"Good, and you?"
"Not too bad, and you?"
"...."

[–]nethobo 60 points61 points  (9 children)

I intentionally say that sometimes. None of the waiters have ever given a reaction...

[–]bumjiggy 45 points46 points  (0 children)

maybe someday one will sit down to share your plate

[–]TheManjaro 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I don't give a reaction, but while walking away I have a shit eating grin.

[–]l-have-spoken 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I thought the restaurant might give their staff some better food than that, but if you enjoyed it, that's all that matters. 😉

Btw, can staff eat at a restaurant if the kitchen is open during their lunch break (I'm assuming so and they get a discount)?

[–]kilsekddd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite things to do is add "to go" while ordering at the drive-thru.

[–]MyNameIsNotMarcos 55 points56 points  (10 children)

Ha!

This even works with just panel 2 and 4.

[–]Czexican613 23 points24 points  (6 children)

That also avoids the bestiality implications!

[–]_rgk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The elephant could not perform that day

[–]thelumpur 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But you lose the setup of the elephant never forgetting, which is why there is an elephant in the first place

[–]Horny4theEnvironment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to scroll alarmingly far to see this kind of comment.

[–]ParaphrasesUnfairly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then panels 1 and 3 make for a confusing comic

[–]Mayenla 47 points48 points  (7 children)

This happened to me when the mail lady was delivering a parcel.

As she came up to the veranda and dropped off the delivery, she said to me something along the lines of "Enjoy your package" and I auto replied with "Thanks, you too!"

I paused for a moment realising she didn't just say "Enjoy your day." So I quickly added on "But not this one, this one is mine".

I still think about this exchange at times, although this was super mild compared to the time I attempted to ordered a thick shake at Donut King 12 years ago.

[–]Zeolance 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I’ve tried to play it off like that too, but it feels like if you acknowledge it then it makes it worse.😰

[–]Mayenla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the best course of action is to leave the country and change your name shortly afterwards.

[–]brucebrowde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, doubling down is the way.

[–]crashdoc 3 points4 points  (2 children)

If it makes you feel any better I once gave a eulogy for someone who departed by suicide and signed off with "...I'll see you soon" followed quickly in horror with "...but not yet!" 🤦‍♂️

[–]Mayenla 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Haha oh man that's a rough one. Did you have people coming to check in on your mental health afterwards?

[–]crashdoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, got one or two at different times, nothing too drastic though thankfully!

[–]dlank7 198 points199 points  (37 children)

“No body look at me, I’m a moron. Don’t know when to say the ‘you too’ phrase”

  • Brian Regan

[–]thirdfey 65 points66 points  (4 children)

Take luck

[–]PointsOutTheUsername 36 points37 points  (3 children)

And care for it.

[–]txteachertrans 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Good luck taking care of the luck you might have, if you have luck...take it, care for it...

[–]mattharris75 42 points43 points  (22 children)

In related news, the new Brian Regan comedy special is out on Netflix today!

[–]dlank7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes it is going on this evening!

[–]VagabondOfYore 15 points16 points  (5 children)

When's that BABY due?

[–]IDidNotMeanThat 6 points7 points  (1 child)

BABY!!!!

[–]Roupert2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man. I had forgotten all about this. I can hear it so clearly, i listened to that special a million times

[–]tlyoung765 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 months, what about yours?

[–]BarfReali 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I love how this bit was animated when Regan was on Dr. Katz

@ about 40 seconds in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24qSlEtJkPc

[–]quietbeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. Just realized I miss Dr. Katz. Thanks! Gonna go YouTube it!

[–]FadedAndJaded 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is too far down.

[–]MrGoob 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I love how literally none of us is bothered when someone misspeaks like this, and we've all decided everyone else cares

[–]KaptainKoala 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The thing I remind people when they fret over something embarrassing . . . When was the last time you remember someone doing something like that . . . .see nobody cares.

[–]incognito--bandito 15 points16 points  (2 children)

My sleepless moment was:

Delta ticket agent: Have a nice flight, sir.

Me: You too.

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    [–]Czexican613 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Unless it was the ticket agent?

    [–]Caleb_Moritz_ 100 points101 points  (9 children)

    you don't have to be an elephant to remember something like that

    [–]Huzah7 29 points30 points  (1 child)

    But think of how much MORE an elephant might reflect on it.

    [–]brucebrowde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Now think about an elephant thinking how much more another elephant might reflect on it. poof mind blown!

    [–]CrimsonKnight76 8 points9 points  (4 children)

    Are you calling me an elephant?

    [–]daveysprocket001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I feel bad for the elephant. I may be socially awkward too, but at least I soon forget my faux pas.

    [–]ProfessorZhirinovsky 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    In all seriousness, there is a rare condition that some people have that they don't forget anything. They can tell you what they wore on any given day, exactly what they said to whom at any point of their life, and recall their precise emotional state in response to any situation as if it had just happened.

    What a curse.

    [–]indianajonesey22 22 points23 points  (4 children)

    TIL I'm an elephant

    [–]joshybravo963 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    This happened to me when someone wishes me have a good holiday and I said you too. I was scared for at least 4 hours

    [–]ElFeesho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    All these high functioning people who deal with moments of temporary embarrassment so naturally they can't get the joke.

    [–]Cheselth 18 points19 points  (9 children)

    Why is she on a romantic date with an elephant?

    [–]Arrogant_Eggplant 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    A blessing and a curse. You can never forget the important things, but also never forget your mistakes.

    [–]oddartist 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    This is what happens every night at bedtime. My brain decides to play my 'Greatest Anxiety Hits'. Fortunately, I've figured out a way to make it stop.

    I suck at math. I think I have a learning disability due to how bad it is. My brain simply shuts down when it is exposed to a bunch of numbers. So, now when I climb into bed, I play a round or two of Sudoku. It distracts my brain and puts it to sleep. No more Greatest hits!

    [–]DogeBisquits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Just one of a dozen stupid things I get to cycle through while not doing what I need to do

    [–]SavoirFlaire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And now, for years afterword, this anxious memory will flash through his head every time he talks to a waiter.

    [–]that3amsnack 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    So Patricia's dating an elephant now...

    [–]maker1152 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That giraffe was cheating on her.

    [–]imwaiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Later that evening...

    "Enjoy your movie"

    "You too!"

    [–]just-another-plebian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    as a restuarant waiter i remember everytime someone says that to me and i never forget, every night i cycle through all the people that have said that to me and laugh at each one individually.

    [–]optimus314159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If it's any consolation, the waiter has to eat, too. They might not get a chance to eat their dinner for a couple of hours after work is over, but everyone has to eat.

    And there is nothing wrong with kindly hoping they enjoy their own meal, when they do eat it!

    [–]Amistrophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I mean the waiter has to eat at somepoint as well.

    [–]Teflongrade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Guess that makes me an elephant...

    [–]Soangry75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is me

    [–]Speekfrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well, I'm sure that waiter will have a meal at some point. Think of it as wishing them a enjoyable future meal.

    [–]NotSureWTFUmean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    BYE, TAKE LUCK!

    [–]FirePhoenix4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “Bro, I’m not trying to judge but there’s a chick over there dating a fucking whole-ass elephant”

    [–]TheManjaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As someone who used to deliver food and works as a server now, catching people doing this gives me life.

    [–]pinkfootthegoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Them: How you doing?

    Me: Thanks

    [–]zeurgthegreat 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    I don’t get it

    [–]jrobharing 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    The waiter isn’t having a meal, but he awkwardly said “you too” after the waiter told him to enjoy his meal. Because an elephant never forgets, he is always haunted by how awkward that moment was and can’t let go and move on.

    It’s supposed to be relatable for socially awkward people like me that lie awake at night cringing while thinking about random awkward moments like this in regret.

    [–]vardarac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Also, the elephant appears to be on a date with a human woman, which leads to the uncomfortable but obvious question, "Why?" This is a figurative, and literal, elephant in the room.

    [–]MonkAndCanatella 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Man, I love your comics. Glad to see how many others do as well!

    [–]InkyRickshawInkyRickshaw[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks! I work hard on them, and comments like this are really nice to read.

    [–]talaxia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    this is fine.

    the waiter will have a meal at some point

    [–]Plazm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well the waiter is gonna eat at some point...

    [–]Xacto01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Brian regan :)

    [–]TheYukster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Maybe I am an elephant

    [–]1nf3rn03473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Maybe I am an elephant.

    [–]arnbee1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Maybe im an elephant.

    [–]Vladius28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Am i the only one wondering why all the characters weren't elephants?

    [–]xGeldredx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is one of the funniest things i‘ve seen

    [–]CinnamonCoastTrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Either being an elephant is super relatable or I should go see a doctor.

    [–]mrwnaziz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Whenever I take a cab to the airport, I almost always respond to “have a safe flight” with “you too”.

    [–]Videoboysayscube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nothing will ever beat this interaction of mine:

    Girl: Good morning.

    Me: What?

    Girl: Good morning!

    Me: Oh.

    Proceeds to walk away

    [–]ferah11 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    This is actually genius. Refreshing to see an original well written strip with such great art.

    [–]grasshopperesquei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As a reflex response to my wife saying "have a good day, love you", my response is "thanks, love you". The last time I was on a bus the driver said have a good day as I exited, and without thinking I said "thanks, love you".
    I lay awake sometimes and think about this.

    [–]Churchvanpapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is nothing. There’s been a few times at restaurants where I’m in the same exact scenario... but I say “you do” instead of “you too” and then I just choose to be quiet for the remainder of the evening because I’m sure the waiter thinks I’m an idiot. Social anxiety is so much fun.

    [–]IchirouTakashima 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I don't understand. Would someone with a kind soul explain it to me?

    [–]GameDevBr0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I don’t get this meme can anybody please explain to me??