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German Finding Out About “Sales Tax” by TimHamburgCalvin & Habs in funny

[–]Mr_Radstone 12.2k points12.2k points 213182116& 69 more (0 children)

Afterwards, it was simply pleasant.

Poor guy in polar bear suit continuously tripping by Durzho in funny

[–]KhaoticMess 455 points456 points & 2 more (0 children)

He got them from his drug dealer. I'm not sure what the dealer laced them with, but he's been tripping all day.

Headline of the day by RiverLemon7711 in funny

[–]dronegeeks1 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Yes-yes that's right, that's right. I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

"Throw me the frisbee" by ArianaMellin in funny

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