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[–]rubydaacherryi used to fall asleep to you talking to me 36 points37 points  (0 children)

it wouldn’t be fair

[–]andybogo 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I don’t want it, I don’t care

[–]GuinnessTyl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For real man, it's not a stuffed crust one

[–]BetterThanABear 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm only gonna break it (in half)

[–]Jtbailz 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I think it's about divorce; which of course taking the last slice of pizza could qualify for.

...Reminds me of the Raymond Carver short story Why Don't You Dance

[–]stevendami 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of the few situations where I’m definitely going to take it.

[–]Vanderlyley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know an NTL song is good, if it’s getting memes.

[–]annietheturtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gold! Thank you!