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Startled bystander at the annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras parade, 1994 by HellsJuggernaut in youseeingthisshit

[–]Krinks1 461 points462 points  (0 children)

"Martha was shocked to learn that the Bums on Bourbon Street were very different than she imagined."

Oh no , He's touching me!! by LynellLiss in youseeingthisshit

[–]delugetheory 6585 points6586 points 3 (0 children)

Dave Grohl with the April Ludgate vibes.

Oh no , He's touching me!! by LynellLiss in youseeingthisshit

[–]ZizzUrpp 3212 points3213 points  (0 children)

Dave looks like a Bob's Burgers character.

Oh no , He's touching me!! by LynellLiss in youseeingthisshit

[–]sleepisforthezzz 452 points453 points  (0 children)

Idk man theres a lot of us ugly weak chin mofos that turn sexy with a beard.

Oh no , He's touching me!! by LynellLiss in youseeingthisshit

[–]nameisfame 201 points202 points  (0 children)

You can’t let it bother you, otherwise it’s getting the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best of you.

You're not gonna bully me no more cat by wildfired6893 in youseeingthisshit

[–]ShamyJane 35 points36 points  (0 children)

not upvoting because this is a reuploaded video where it has been blurred as to not give credit to original poster and I don't support that crap.

Tom Holland Breaks His Chair During A Panel by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]selector96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And if you add x to the end then it’ll give it to ya

Nah this is most definitely a dawg by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in youseeingthisshit

[–]HMS404 172 points173 points  (0 children)

A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry. Partly because it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Hence a phrase which has passed into hitch hiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."

And that kids is how I met your mother by Informal_Charge5321 in youseeingthisshit

[–]Independent_Doubt749 131 points132 points  (0 children)

When I had relatives visiting the US from another country, I was setting up sights for them to see and American things to experience, but they were all "We want to go to Walmart!" - they had seen PeopleOfWalmart, and just couldn't believe it.

I figured Walmart was actually a pretty authentic Genuine American Experience, so we went. On entering the store, they didn't make it five yards past the entrance before the guy entering the store ahead of us accidentally drove his mobility scooter straight into the aisle shelving, right in front of us.

I've been to Walmart before and seen the usual (shoppers in saggy PJs etc), but bring some tourists along and Walmart fucking delivers.

stoner's mind expands into Nth dimension at achieving a higher understanding of cheese physics by daviosy in youseeingthisshit

[–]HauteDogg 315 points316 points 322& 3 more (0 children)

Do I sound like I’m on fucking Weight Watchers? I just admitted to eating an entire can of fake cheese in a single sitting.

Amazed by a pen by Master1718 in youseeingthisshit

[–]tired_obsession 123 points124 points 32 (0 children)

Hey btw, if you’re on mobile click the word “imgur” next to OP’s name to get the original video for sound

Amazed by a pen by Master1718 in youseeingthisshit

[–]diamond_dookie 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You're a beautiful human being, probably. Thanks

Hooman, please... by esberat in youseeingthisshit

[–]Drains_1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cat: "please for the love of god dont tell the hooman that"

The cat in this video weirdly is religious, not me.