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[–]TheGeordie 872 points873 points  (40 children)

So you're telling me, after not doing it for two days, the short HFs loaded up on shorts to attack the stock the day before Cohen was announced as being chairman of the board?

<Among Us Emergency Meeting>

[–]chingchangchong567 277 points278 points  (24 children)

Remember March 24th. They shorted 3 days and dropped it all at once. 💎🙌

[–]TheGameIsAboutGlory1 159 points160 points  (7 children)

I fucking hope this happens today. I'd much rather buy 15 shares than 10.

[–]Environmental_Store9🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 21 points22 points  (2 children)

God dammit, my paycheque is gonna come in tomorrow or Sunday, shit, wait for me lil' dippy!

[–]likekoolaid 26 points27 points  (3 children)

So you’re saying I should get some money ready in my account

e: got 2 more 😘

[–]KingHeadcrabs 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Seems pretty...... sus to me

[–]nachopum 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think there is no way they can stop this from going moon

To the tits right now! 🚀🚀🚀🚀

[–]PapaGiorgio001 6 points7 points  (5 children)

What’s your take on this?

[–]j4_jjjj 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Inc short attack to counter the good news.

Prepare for discounts apes!!!

[–]Numerous_Photograph9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Been seeing a lot of one thousandths of a penny prices hit the last price ticker today. Those are done by hedges.

Not sure how you spin this news into a negative to say that reddit investors have moved on, but looking forward to the efforts.

[–]becstar888 2784 points2785 points  (152 children)

This is the best news I have seen today , boom ready for launch 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[–]gme_throwaway2008 1399 points1400 points  (50 children)

Best news you heard today so far...

[–]ConstructorDestroyer 410 points411 points  (42 children)


[–]JLee_83🦧 smooth brain 348 points349 points  (38 children)

Ma'am this is a Gamestop...

[–]ninjah_renzo12 205 points206 points  (24 children)

Im jack'd to the tits

[–]Flip_d_Byrd 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Ma'am.... those are my tits... please continue.

[–]RealitySlaveNot a cat 🦍 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, give back Jack’s tits!

[–]_st0f🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 31 points32 points  (6 children)

I am Jack's jacked tits

[–]diamonddick1000 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Shit I thought this was a Wendy's

[–]No_Football4064 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Ma’am this is a rocket!!!!!

[–]messageforhawk 266 points267 points  (12 children)

Look at the borrowing go! Hedgies just read the PR then. 🚀

[–]captainadam_21 166 points167 points  (4 children)

Get the cash ready to buy the dip!!

[–]iota_4🔬 wrinkle brain 👨‍🔬 117 points118 points  (0 children)

too late, fucking short hf, the rocket is not stoppable anymore.. 🚀

[–]Dips_Balls_In_Coffee 135 points136 points  (19 children)

All systems check

[–]WonderfulSquare2883 175 points176 points  (15 children)

Helmet on ☑️ Seatbelts tightened ☑️ Suitcase packed ☑️ Note written for the family in case they wonder where the hack i am☑️ 🚀

[–]Dips_Balls_In_Coffee 97 points98 points  (10 children)

You forgot ☑️tits “R” jacked

[–]Ciclon92 18 points19 points  (0 children)

🚀 ready for liftoff in T-x, 🍌 are ready for the picking soon ☑️

[–]Milkpowder44 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Make sure to upvote the post on WSB too, in order to reach r/all 🐸🍦

[–]squeezethelemon33 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Starting initialization sequence...

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points  (3 children)

Hopefully this is the catalyst and the beginning of the end.

[–]awesomnia1337 190 points191 points  (6 children)

Aye, premarket is already affected. Volume went from 20k-ish to 200k in a fucking hour. Price is currently up 6.5%, I'm so jacked for the fucking opening bell.

Pieces are finally slowly setting in place.

[–]awesomnia1337 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Volume is up at 500k right now just an hour later. Are we gonna see some FOMO action?

[–]Kalsitu 46 points47 points  (2 children)

This is not only good for the MOASS, is huge for the future as well.
Not only Ryan Cohen will be The Godfather.

Salary reduced by 28% and compensated by 100% equity. Goal-oriented board of directors. The growth of GME with fundamentals gonna be insane.

[–]lowvalued 194 points195 points  (21 children)

Dont rush it apes. We gonna need margain call before rocket Launch. But really good news longterm and fundemental 😍💰 Imagine what could happend when he has been elected boom

[–]NotagoK 114 points115 points  (7 children)

Upside is we don't need a margin call to trigger a gamma squeeze, which CAN trigger margin.

[–]ninjaneer113 1401 points1402 points  (75 children)

Say it with me:


[–]JustGlass_ 352 points353 points  (33 children)


[–]Jmeshareholder 192 points193 points  (25 children)

Man chair Cohen

[–]VandelSavagee 79 points80 points  (12 children)


[–]SnooFloofs1628 56 points57 points  (0 children)

These types of sequences are one of the reasons why I love reddit 😍!

GME go BRRRRR! 🔥🔥🔥

[–]messageforhawk 219 points220 points  (15 children)

When the dust settles, RC should award DFV with the title Chairman Meow

[–]SirMiba 14 points15 points  (0 children)

OUR Chairman Cohen! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[–]Francis46n2WSB 38 points39 points  (1 child)


[–]An-Old-Bearjust likes the stonk 📈 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]TommyTubesteakjust likes the stonk 📈 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Buy and hodl!

[–]Thatguysole 837 points838 points  (31 children)


[–]Carb0n12 358 points359 points  (18 children)

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Last time they had one, shortly after Archegos was liquidated.

[–]IAmZBeast 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I like how the market is "open and free to all" then the people who look after it have a private orgy

[–]BroadInspector 72 points73 points  (10 children)

The subject matter of the closed meeting will consist of the following topics:

  • Institution and settlement of injunctive actions;
  • Institution and settlement of administrative proceedings;
  • Resolution of litigation claims; and Other matters relating to examinations and enforcement proceedings.

[–]kazabodoo 41 points42 points  (2 children)

It’s like the universe is aligning to confirm my bias, I cannot believe this

[–]Oh_No_Its_Jesus 649 points650 points  (90 children)

Fucking get in there my son

[–]mightypockets 132 points133 points  (56 children)

🤣 you are so english, gerodie perhaps?

Edit: looks like I've found all the brits checking in 👍

[–]Milkpowder44 173 points174 points  (17 children)

Meeting date = 6/9 😂🚀

[–]Branch-Manager 109 points110 points  (12 children)

And Record date to establish share ownership must be 10-60 days before. 4/20 anyone?

[–]Gerosoreg 186 points187 points  (10 children)

4/20 recall date, 6/9 annual meeting. They are fucking with us

[–]MurrE1310still hodl 💎🙌 51 points52 points  (1 child)

The devs got bored and decided to see how many Easter eggs they could jam into the simulation

[–]Branch-Manager 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Fucking Citadel and Sus with us.

[–]citizennsnipps 53 points54 points  (0 children)

They're absolutely killing it with their subtle plays.

[–]RetardStockBot 57 points58 points  (6 children)

Can some wrinkled brain ape answer this? Since this is announcement of chairman position does that mean share recall is now INEVITABLE because they still need to vote Ryan Cohen into this position?

[–]You_Still_Redditstill hodl 💎🙌 87 points88 points  (4 children)

“Following the Annual Meeting, the Board intends to elect Mr. Cohen as Chairman;

Following the Annual Meeting, all directors will be compensated 100% in equity;

Following the Annual Meeting, individual director compensation will be reduced approximately 28% from the prior year, and

Effective immediately, the Board has appointed Mr. Grube to serve on the Strategic Planning and Capital Allocation Committee. “

I think “equity compensation” and “capital allocation” could be notable

[–]MisterProfGuy 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Gamestop announces new meme director, who personally chose to be compensated in meme stock.

This is an announcement that I can get behind.

[–]captainadam_21 510 points511 points  (75 children)

I wonder if hedges knew this was coming today. Hence them loading up on borrowed shares for one last huge attack today to scare the new money buying gme on this news

[–]ineedhelp_19 271 points272 points  (13 children)

If they do attack, imma just snap more shares up. Its technically gonna be a lose-lose for them XD.

[–]captainadam_21 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Same here.

[–]bludgeonedcurmudgeon 34 points35 points  (0 children)

ditto, got IRA funds I can throw on this, I'm bullish AF

[–]tvuong9525 69 points70 points  (8 children)

If they dare to short again today with this news, I'll go in with everything I have to buy the dip!

[–]captainadam_21 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Same here. Dip into my line of credit if I need to.

Edit. Got so excited I dipped into it already and bought more shares pre market. So excited I couldn't wait for the dip

[–]xchokeholdx 70 points71 points  (8 children)

No, they are way past attacking, they simply can no longer allow it to go up to 250+ (snowball effect). They are simply shorting to prevent it from going up. Not financial advice, I snort orange crayons daily.

[–]ineedhelp_19 46 points47 points  (0 children)

With this news however, most long institutions (hedgefunds) can now justify to their clients why investing in GME is a good thing. Since, before we really only had the earnings report.

[–]liftizzle 160 points161 points  (25 children)

DFV knew, he was tweeting a bunch of 8s yesterday. If he knew because he's up for CEO I will legit shit my pants.

[–]skinofthedred🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 43 points44 points  (4 children)

it was a reference to shaking his magic 8-ball to see what was going to happen.

[–]clawesome 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Don't think so, he started a countdown with the day before a video with 9 GameStop power button logos edited in. Look for references to the number 7 in his videos today

[–]TheSeldomShaken 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't that just be a countdown to him exercising his calls?

[–]BLCizzle 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Could also be, that his calls expire in 8 trading days (7 as of today). I don’t think he has insider knowledge.

[–]captainadam_21 173 points174 points  (3 children)

He's about to be a billionaire. This is going to be like when the oil boom happened and minted a bunch of ape millionaires back in the day. High society is about to be infiltrated again with another round of apes

[–]carpath1an 36 points37 points  (0 children)

ook okk mudafucka!

[–]Kakushi1983 11 points12 points  (0 children)

High in the trees society, you mean?

[–]the_doodman 91 points92 points  (4 children)

Same, but after seeing this theory floated around a few times I gotta ask: we don't really think that's realistic, right? It's not like identifying and leading the retail charge into a deep value stock at all qualifies him for the top management position in a huge multinational corporation.

[–]jgoodier 83 points84 points  (2 children)

Absolutely unrealistic and would never happen.

[–]Titlechildstill hodl 💎🙌 15 points16 points  (2 children)

That job post GME posted fits him

[–]nodootabootiteh 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Hope so I’ve been holding onto a little extra cash for that moment 💎🙌🦍🚀🚀

[–]takesthebiscuit 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Market watch

Investors worried about the new direction, shares down 2%

[–]Tactical_YOLOjust likes the stonk 📈 28 points29 points  (0 children)

published 17 minutes before shares down 2%

[–]Ranik_SandarisRefugee 😎 459 points460 points  (14 children)

Im trying to contain my excitement.

Help im at work and nearly just invested in $CUM

[–]Affectionate_Use_606 133 points134 points  (6 children)

Yeah $CUM all over The place

[–]Bojacketamine 67 points68 points  (5 children)

Pump $ASS and dump that $CUM

[–]4672656542656572still hodl 💎🙌 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Sorry I'm not an $ASS man but I heard $PUSS has got some play potential

[–]Dickylemonsstill hodl 💎🙌 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I woke up to shares of $CUM all in my bed and I didn’t know why till just now

[–]DeliciousWez 449 points450 points  (14 children)

Please ensure all crayons and bananas are stored safely in the overhead compartments, all chairs are upright and all seatbelts are fastened.

[–]Dagonmaggstill hodl 💎🙌 692 points693 points  (36 children)

premarket already up! 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀

[–]Auren1988Not a cat 🦍 233 points234 points  (7 children)

Pre $cum already spent

[–]symmetryofzero 67 points68 points  (2 children)

I feel some big volume today aye! Cmooonnn

[–]i_accidently_reddit 42 points43 points  (0 children)

8% swing in a minute. easy!

[–]kameander 356 points357 points  (12 children)

Beware. It may be one man in one chair, but there's a bunch of apes standing right behind him

[–]chingchangchong567 27 points28 points  (9 children)

And Blackrock

[–]kameander 37 points38 points  (6 children)

This is a fucking visual fantasy tale: Cohen on the throne, in the back a huge black rock inhabited by an army of apes, and a crumbling citadel below.

(Melvin skipped - doesn't pass the dignity threshold)

[–]Calmer_after_karma 91 points92 points  (1 child)

Also, all directors paid in equity and not cash - therefore they have a big interest in maximising shareholder returns. Bullish as fuck.

[–]Bodriov 293 points294 points  (5 children)

This is huge, I have been looking forward for this since January. This might help us push the price up but the war's not over.

[–]Stawyld 92 points93 points  (8 children)

Just got my email. This is the way. 💎✋🦍🚀

[–]bott_fukRefugee 😎 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Tits are JACKED

[–]realsyedshah 62 points63 points  (0 children)


EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Certain_Promotion_11 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Great news now let's get this bloody share recall done so we can all live in peace and harmony 🙏 😀 🙌 🦍🦍

[–]nigeldt 140 points141 points  (2 children)

Bullish af🚀🚀🚀

[–]papaelontakemetomarsstill hodl 💎🙌 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Fuck me, thats beautiful 👍

[–]Diamondhandtendieboy 43 points44 points  (1 child)

SEND ITTTTTT 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[–]MacAttack218 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Everyone seems to be missing two big points.

  1. All directors will take their pay in shares.
  2. They are taking a 28% pay cut.

This is bullish af to me. Cause it says, we want share. You can even give us less shares than we would have got as cash from a salary cause.... why would they do this. Cause they know the stock is gonna go up!

[–]kazabodoo 14 points15 points  (2 children)

The more shares they give out to board members, the less shares are being traded and thats good for us I think

[–]Saluty123 115 points116 points  (15 children)

And meeting is on the 9th! Confirmed

[–]rabble_rabble311 146 points147 points  (13 children)

6/9 to be exact. Oh the memes

[–]R7ype 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This is perfect lol. Cohen knows his target audience

[–]bubble_and_me 125 points126 points  (9 children)

Just don't dance....

[–]XerosXIII 54 points55 points  (2 children)





[–]PlenterIf you see this I love you. 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Im trying not to, but my legs are moving on their own

[–]dicksofpatriots 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Lol bought again 2 minutes before the announcement. Instant gains.

[–]bigwillyman7 32 points33 points  (4 children)


June 9 Meeting date (england = 6/9)

60 days before, recall date = April 10

Recall deadline is 10 days after = 4/20

is this fucking real

[–]doriftar 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Let’s fucking GOOO

[–]Zizinho16just likes the stonk 📈 27 points28 points  (0 children)


[–]purplepotables 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh god... Am I dreaming?!?

[–]Affectionate_Use_606 23 points24 points  (0 children)


[–]PandaActual8762just likes the stonk 📈 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What positive news! 🤲💎🤲🇦🇺

[–]messageforhawk 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Hedgies reaction: OMG borrow 850k from GME and 1,515,300 from ETF's NOW!!!

Brace for dip / prepare to buy.

[–]Th3_R41n_W1z4rd 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So HFs originally bet on GME going bust.

Then it didn’t, so they were like shit let’s try and force it down ourselves.

Then hordes of apes appeared and started doing some forcing of their own.

Then apes nearly launched the rocket.

HFs panicked, pulled more illegal shit out the the bag.

HFs thought it was all over. Apes didn’t give up.

Apes then took another run, King Kong Cohen stepped in and raised Ape morale. Then we nearly launched off again.

Then the HFs panicked, started shorting everything they could to lower the price to get apes to sell.

This didn’t work, because apes are apes.

HFs now bleeding out in a semi-valiant last stand.

King Kong Cohen steps in again.

The rest is to be seen.

[–]Boxibox🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]HamMarcelstill hodl 💎🙌 123 points124 points  (9 children)

I've seen comments saying Ryan Cohen won't be CEO now. This is NOT the case "In many companies, the chief executive officer (CEO), who holds the top management position in the company, also serves as chairman of the board" Also "This is often the case with companies that have grown rapidly and still retain the initial founder in those roles" As we know GameStop is pivoting towards eCommerce So I'd say the above applies. 💎🤲🚀

[–]Teerull 105 points106 points  (3 children)

He doesn't have to become the CEO though. Chairman of the board is significantly more influential when it comes to company strategy and long-term goals.

[–]qnaeveryday 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yea this is even better than ceo. He just said, “ceo?? I got something better for you apes”

[–]Diamondhandtendieboy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My erection is going to send me to the emergency room, ahhhhhh fuuuuuuuck ima coooooommmmm gaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[–]diskodik 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Great news. More power then ceo! Upvote and share!

[–]Nudpad 16 points17 points  (3 children)

WardenElite predicts a dip today, gamestop, "PREPARE THE COUNTER-DIP!!!!"

[–]crorin 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Did you smell that?

What is that?

Money, I smell money.

[–]Blubcum 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]BullyTrout 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Outside of seeing GME at $1mil, this is the best news that I could have woke up to. LFG!

[–]beachplzzz 15 points16 points  (2 children)

u/rensole pointed out that the Shareholders meeting is 6/9 and the record date is 4/20....this can't be a COHEN-cidence!

[–]potato_lover 109 points110 points  (8 children)

chairman of my heart

Keith gill for CEO pls

[–]the_doodman 32 points33 points  (7 children)

Same, but after seeing this theory floated around a few times I gotta ask: we don't really think that's realistic, right? It's not like identifying and leading the retail charge into a deep value stock at all qualifies him for the top management position in a huge multinational corporation.

[–]potato_lover 17 points18 points  (2 children)

was definitely being facetious ;)

[–]oggedogelito 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Regardless of whether he would be qualified or not, why would he ever want to work 60+ hour weeks when he can just kick back and relax on a private island for the rest of his life?

He's not the same type of personality as Cohen and other entrepreneurial people, who thrive on that lifestyle. He's just a regular ol' guy who found a goldmine and decided to share it with the world.

[–]kagemarugo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Papa Cohen the rocket is ready for you sir.

[–]NielDiamondHands 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chairman > CEO CEO answers to the Chairman


[–]zimmah 14 points15 points  (0 children)

  • Following the Annual Meeting, the Board intends to elect Mr. Cohen as Chairman;

  • Following the Annual Meeting, all directors will be compensated 100% in equity;

  • Following the Annual Meeting, individual director compensation will be reduced approximately 28% from the prior year, and

Dude, that's huge.

[–]RNGXEERES 127 points128 points  (4 children)

This is ineed great news and it confirms my extremly bullish view.

However, let's not forget that this was already obvious to anyone. So I expect a green day but nothing too crazy since this is priced-in at the moment.

[–]inYOUReye 162 points163 points  (3 children)

Here's the thing, this isn't a normal fuse being lit. If HF can't keep that price down then the thing self perpetuates. GME is a small spark away from blowing up; volumes are down (price is more volatile), shares are getting harder to borrow; legislature is tightening. If the HF's can't control this then more investors will join assuming the same we all do, and the thing will launch.

Today's announcement may be the catalyst, maybe not. However it won't require a "crazy announcement", it really could just simply be a "good announcement" that gets it all moving upwards.

[–]lowvalued 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Really good news If he get elected wich Will happend. Extreme bullish long term and fundemental. But for the squeeze we gonna need margain call thru 801 or share recall. So have patience. We are not there yet 💯💎

[–]m0v3s1z3 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Be prepared for big dips, HFs have borrowed alot of ammo the last weeks and we didnt see big volume, there is a possibility they've stored their ammo.


[–]No-Neighborhood1307 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The company also said it’s nominating six individuals to the board and directors will be compensated 100% in equity

Recall those fucking stonks!

[–]in_visible 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cohen built and grew his team at Chewy and now they are on the Board with him as the Chairman. He’ll either bring in a likeminded CEO now or take over as interim CEO himself when Sherman resigns in the next 3 months.

Cohen is the captain and will be the plurality owner of the boat. I suspect he’ll increase his stake soon to 19.9% (once he is allowed to per his agreements).

Also by paying his board in shares he is further signaling the need for appropriate accounting of stock as it is essential to be rid of synthetics to ensure appropriate payments. He doesn’t have to do this, but it further tightens the need for a vote recall in addition to the need to elect the new board members. In other words, shorts with all their naked shares and synthetics are totally fucked.

And this is only what we’re seeing. I wonder what’s happening in the background of the 4 dimensional chess playing Cohen is doing in consultation with his advisors and his corporate attorneys.

This is simply a masterpiece and I’d love to see a visual timeline of events when this all settles.

[–]kukukele 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Gonna celebrate by getting an ice cream cone at McDonald’s. Odds are their machine is broken.

[–]TheIncredibleNurse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why premarket had gone Green all the sudden. This answers that. Bull baby bullish

[–]erttuli 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Son, are you winning


[–]ShootZeeGlass 9 points10 points  (2 children)

If anyone here had a shred of doubt: Cohen just announced to the world the annual meeting will be 6/9, priming the share recall for 4/20. So MOASS for sure and living in a simulation 85% certainty.

[–]potatatatato 7 points8 points  (2 children)


[–]Your_real_daddy1still hodl 💎🙌 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's spelled oh lee chit.

[–]HungryDog_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tits jacked yes 🚀🚀🚀🤌🤌🦍

[–]ShimmyStix 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Couldn’t be more excited and happy for GameStop! Future is bright for the company

[–]GentleSirLurksAlot 6 points7 points  (2 children)

When is the deadline to recall shares again?

[–]BigBadaBum1 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Somebody better call u/CocaineCramer asap, to get the lines ready.

[–]redchessqueen99Red 💎 Queen of Diamonds 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh shit.. here we go again! YES! 🚀🚀🚀

[–]TheArmoursmith 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The news causes a sharp rise in the stock in premarket. As soon as the market opens, it dips massively. Nobody can tell me this stock isn't being heavily manipulated.

[–]Chango_De_La_Luna 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cleared for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[–]bsocal 8 points9 points  (1 child)

SPREAD THIS! rally all the apes you can. Let’s kick this B**** off!

[–]OgyenTibet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here we goo! Lets fuking gooooooooo! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌

[–]iamahotblondeama 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure Ryan Cohen must be convinced that he's inside of a simulation, with how his life is going.

[–]ScuderiaEnzo 38 points39 points  (14 children)

What a way to start off my birthday!

Birthday sexy times: ✅
Got job offer doubling my salary: ✅
Ryan Cohen becomes chairman: ✅

It’s not even 5AM ON THE WEST COAST!


[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best news to wake up to! We can celebrate this battle but the war has not been won yet!

[–]samuel_lee_1991 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Chairman or CEO more important?

If Sherman will leave within 3 months, whose gonna replace him?

Fuck Jun 9 AGM?