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[–]snitchesandknitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open the casino?

[–]420tsla420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good night see you Monday

[–]kidkadian99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Power hour for ants?????

[–]Which-Interview-9336 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you think I’m selling, you’ve got another thing coming! 24

[–]Impressive_Crazy_657 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don't worry guys, I just bought some puts, so naturally we will go up dramatically....

This is the way...

[–]artmagic95833Ungrateful 🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name was impressive crazy 657

[–]nomorefaces 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Nobody cares about the price

I am here for everything they have

[–]zidane10211021 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We still hold

[–]Mark_ET-ing 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]PoptartPilot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to buy more GME. I've been waiting for a good dip!

[–]xSPADOINKx 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Are we still holding? Asking for a friend?

[–]lolpores 8 points9 points  (1 child)


[–]fac3gang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unless youre a paper handed bitch

[–]browndogmn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My 18 mo old now owns 1 share of GME. I still got 6k to burn

[–]mysmellysausage 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Question: isn’t there a finite number of shares to short on a company?

So, why do I keep reading posts about hedges constantly shorting GME everyday in the 100k+

Honest question am dumb ape trying to earn wrinkles

[–]General_Josh 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Honest answer is that a lot of people here put a lot of money into buying GME, and they want to think that it's going to pay off. So, they upvote anything that says they have a chance, regardless of how true or accurate it is.

[–]Top_Face8603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something that makes sense

[–]TheUnseenSights 11 points12 points  (1 child)

As an MM, Citadel has the ability to sell shares short that they don’t actually own. It’s essentially the promise of a share. They have this power to maintain liquidity of the stock (keeping the shelves full for people to buy) while the share is located and purchased.

BUT they’ve been doing this with no intention of ever actually buying the stock. They are instead hiding the shorted shares by buying deep ITM call options to offset the shorts.

The goal was for GME to go bankrupt. This would allow them to profit off of the shares they sold without ever having to buy them back, as the stock would be delisted.

That’s the theory anyway.

[–]Ghost_of_Phaistos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MM = Market Manipulator. They make nothing but make fortunes off everyone else's back.

"Market Maker" = fraudulent globalist banker term.

[–]TheUnseenSights 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because Citadel has been creating counterfeit shares, abusing their granted abilities as a Market Maker. That’s the whole thing.

[–]GhostCube1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So where are we at right now? Still expecting to hold out and rise?

Are we in a state yet where we're uncertain? What are some factors I might easily understand

[–]fac3gang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Company looks beautiful. Even without a short squeeze. The new chairman and the new board memebers are sure to turn thos company into a strong e commerce business.

And also shorts must deliver

[–]EmoJackson 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Give me a $40 dip so my cheap ass can get 100k in.

[–]fac3gang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

U can get 100k in now... just saying

[–]Far-Opportunity2942 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Is this going to last forever”

“Noooo it’s not going to last forever”

Nut up you fucking pansies

[–]thricethefun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright guys. We're back in business. We're green. I'm thinking maybe 180 today? Possibly 190 if we're lucky?

[–]5p4c3froot 24 points25 points  (0 children)

yesterday someone commented “len wambo” and i just need to remember who so i can cite you forever

[–]appleshampoogal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still awake from last night; a little delirious. Didn’t do drugs (but I would); just can’t sleep. Hoping for a juicy dip today to average me down for the weekend. Ape strong but sleepy.

[–]DoozerBC 8 points9 points  (2 children)

My average is 326$ ffffuuuuuu

[–]appleshampoogal 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Mine is $315. Watching this delicious dip and hoping to average down. Good luck fellow ape.

[–]DoozerBC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🦍 together 💪🏻

[–]Mr_Suave12 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Y’all think we gon end green today or complete the sweep of 5 straight red days? 🧐

[–]InoQl8er🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't call Monday a red day. Plus it minted a lot of new diamond hands.

[–]ArginatorBongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real answer is

No one knows

[–]SomePlastic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Too early in the day for pessimism, besides this ain't no boomer stock this is GMotherfuckingE anything could happen. We going to the moon today boys. So post the dam megathread and open the dam casino. 🦍💪💎🖐🚀

[–]OllieBear-Esquire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Red. They need to crush our will and drive us out... there are doing a real shit job by letting it spike back up and giving up reassurance each time.

If they’re as desperate as people are saying then red.

[–]Gold_Finding_5592 7 points8 points  (0 children)

gimme ma lambo

[–]TheIncandenza 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Alexa, play Arcade Fire - Put Your Money On Me

[–]___alexa___ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Arcade Fire - Everything Now ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀⠀►►⠀ 3:54 / 5:52 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️

[–]TheIncandenza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly, everything now on GME!

[–]Wellwuddoyaknowsimp 4 mods 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No crazy barcode action in PM today, so might be a wild start to the day.

[–]LJHope 12 points13 points  (9 children)

Morning fellas, what is the aim for the day?

The line we watch goes up a bit during the morning such as it did yesterday. And the day before. And...

Anyways, 5 more hours of wage slavery until the weekend starts

[–]HouseOfWin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Now, be honest - you’ve done this before haven’t you..

[–]LJHope 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What, wage slaving but only watching stuff on the internet most of the time? Sure have. I consider myself kind of a pro on that.

[–]Wellwuddoyaknowsimp 4 mods 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Big morning dip as usual trade sideways, for about 5 hours, 2.30pm see a bit of action, and at 3.59pm we'll see a battle to get it to close at 180 or so.

[–]findergrrr -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Not so smart as you think You are.

[–]Wellwuddoyaknowsimp 4 mods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't have to be smart, just be smarter than the other person. LPT.

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    [–]punchcooko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    On the other side of the planet the line moves from right to left

    [–]5p4c3froot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    can you link some DD to support this theory, fellow ape?

    [–]LJHope 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Interesting. You seem like you know your stuff there

    [–]1Massivetesticle 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    Where today thread?

    [–]TryandStopMeBro 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    New thread posts at 8am fellow ape

    [–]1Massivetesticle 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    uk ape, no understand time zones.

    [–]punchcooko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Just minus 5 hours from our (UK) time buddy! So 8.30 megathread time will be 13.30 for us

    [–]Fym0o 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    We might need some eurodance to make the GME bounce. Links appreciated

    [–]Fym0o 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Some lo-fi Merkel wave for my German friends https://youtu.be/reCMB81A70k

    [–]mark0x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What did I just watch. I’m fully aroused mind you.

    [–]Fym0o 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I think this one will do https://youtu.be/qWVc-xVZxho

    [–]MysteriousHome9279 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    where can I check GME stocks ownership?

    [–]Olly230 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Alexa play air - all I need

    [–]___alexa___ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Air - La Femme d'Argent ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀⠀►►⠀ 4:48 / 7:12 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️

    [–]Olly230 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Not the tune I wanted but more apt. Good bot

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)


      [–]Artistic_Guest4386 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

      Not even 200

      [–]jsb247 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      What’s up European comrades or American apes up early as fuck like I am this morning. My tits are slowly becoming jacked while watching pm, drinking coffee and smoking my vape. Lets have a good day today. 💎👐🏼🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀✨🌌✨🌌

      [–]hydrogenitis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Love tits. Any good...your tits that is...?

      [–]LJHope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Just finished lunch, thanks for asking. Enjoy your coffee

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)


        [–]Olly230 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        I'm actually not wanting anything drastic to happen today. I need to get my 10 out of etorro. I got a couple at 250 and my average is red. Need it green but not too green

        [–]Alarming-Statement89 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        Same, mine appear to be in limbo. My shares are no longer in robinhood but they aren’t showing in my new broker account either.

        [–]HouseOfWin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You left shares in Lambo?

        [–]MrMidnight6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Same I just got out of RH and switched to fidelity this week but luckily my transfer was pretty fast

        [–]Wellwuddoyaknowsimp 4 mods 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Alexa play Galactic Star by Angels Piano.

        [–]___alexa___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Galactic Star - Angels Piano ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀⠀►►⠀ 4:59 / 7:29 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️

        [–]5p4c3froot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        G.OOD M.ORNING E.UROPOORS! yawl are holding it down!!!!!!!!!

        [–]usertake 18 points19 points  (2 children)

        Ich küsse eure Augen

        [–]1Massivetesticle 9 points10 points  (1 child)


        [–]usertake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        That’s my boy

        [–]Raymy93 10 points11 points  (2 children)

        Lets see a green day!

        [–]EvermoreProsperous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        These diamond hands were formed in red days. Gimmie straight red days till the squeeze, I won't budge.

        I know I'll be getting my fucking money. LET'S GOOOO

        [–]TryandStopMeBro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        green crayon? I like green crayon

        [–]Wellwuddoyaknowsimp 4 mods 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        Don't forget to remind the trolls coming today that say "But but but - WSB is not an iNvEsTmEnT sub, it's a GaMbLiNg SuB" to stick to their safe boomer stocks, and crying for weeks on end in the DD threads about their boomer safe stocks only moving a dollar back and forth.

        [–]_ManufacturedPirate_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)



        [–]1Massivetesticle 29 points30 points  (1 child)

        If you are bored, just remember

        + 862.46%

        That's our boy GME for the last 3 months.


        [–]Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Would be cooler if it were + 862.47% tho

        [–]TryandStopMeBro 17 points18 points  (4 children)

        You apes awake?

        [–]LJHope 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Physically present but mentally on a journey

        [–]1Massivetesticle 5 points6 points  (2 children)


        [–]TryandStopMeBro 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        okay take this 🍌and go get some rest

        [–]ShickyMicky 27 points28 points  (0 children)

        Ending the week over 180 would be nice. Ending it at 300, even better.

        [–]Eattherich1987 18 points19 points  (8 children)

        I kinda dread every Friday.

        [–]ClaidArremer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Last Friday was particularly dull

        [–]CopainChevalier 2 points3 points  (6 children)

        I’m new. Why Friday in particular?

        [–]NZsupremacist 15 points16 points  (5 children)

        Weekend = no market open = no casino = ape bored

        [–]hydrogenitis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Ape go buy bananas and eat. Make ape happy and relaxed

        [–]Wellwuddoyaknowsimp 4 mods 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Try some virtual dating!

        [–]1Massivetesticle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Morning guy that is monitoring my account, pls enjoy your day and hydrate and be nice to people. I reported you for harassment. But im sure you have a few accounts created this year. So see you around. Much love.

        [–]Guilty-Marzipan 18 points19 points  (4 children)

        Germans, you almost had it at 175 a cpl minutes ago. Blitz!!!

        [–]tacvben 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Sup homies🐵🐵🐵

        [–]daouaich 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        Max pain at $180, this is where we heading

        [–]JohnQx25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Why 180 = max pain?

        Because of options exp itm? We’ve seen this each week now and the options exp haven’t seem to make a difference.

        [–]1Massivetesticle 10 points11 points  (5 children)

        So what happens and why when squoze hapens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Qzq8ZdvL4

        [–]citizenlam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That was really engaging, thanks

        [–]Shouldhavejustsaidno 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        I enjoyed that thanks for sharing

        [–]1Massivetesticle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        No problem, the whole vid is on his youtube. 50 mins and well worth a watch.

        [–]campi605 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Watched the full podcast, didn't understand most of it except not to sell before 100k.

        [–]Campbellwest 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Didn’t expect to watch that whole thing but thank you I like

        [–]alphamale905 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Will this be the greatest human experiment ever conducted? 🤯🧠

        [–]campi605 20 points21 points  (0 children)

        Pre market looking good - can only mean one thing sideways day closing down. $169.69 EOD

        [–]JohnsLasagna 2 points3 points  (8 children)

        What future catalysts do we have upcoming?

        [–]JohnQx25 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Well RC as chairman was a catalyst but the shorties dumped everything they could to keep it down. And prevent “GameStop surges after Cohen Chairman” headlines. Their biggest fear now is additional retail investors jumping back in or new ones based on more positive news or major price jumps.

        [–]PumpkinPuzzlehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        share recall on 15-20 April before the meeting on 6/9. personally hope it's 4/20

        [–]rewtnull 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I heard of an ape the other week who slipped on his own poo. This must be a sign!

        [–]SquamskDeep 🐎 Stance 1 point2 points  (0 children)


        [–]1Massivetesticle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Time. And HF's lack of it.

        [–]YouAreAPyrate💩 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The market hasn't even caught up with yesterday's catalysts yet. To answer your question though next up is the proxy statement for details for the annual meeting, or suggestion from the company for a share recall for the purposes of voting. Also if there is going to be any change in Sherman's staus as CEO news would probably come after his final stock vesting on the 16th.

        [–]Wellwuddoyaknowsimp 4 mods 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset…..

        [–]frenkyx 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        Premarket start good :)

        [–]ThunderRam68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Hells yes! Let's goooooo

        [–]lowvalued 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Remeber to vote at SEC for rule 801 today is last day!!! Important for short squeeze 🚀🚀 https://www.sec.gov/comments/sr-nscc-2021-801/srnscc2021801.htm

        [–]lowvalued 16 points17 points  (5 children)


        Email: rule-comments@sec.gov

        Subject : File No. SR-NSCC-2021-801


        I am an individual retail investor and would like to express my opinion regarding this new proposed rule SR-NSCC-2021-801.

        I believe this rule - if enacted- is a step in the right direction towards accountability for those who engage in the short selling/stock borrowing program. It is time for an update to the current RegSHO closeout requirements and I believe that this SLD change in process from Monthly to Daily settlement is progress.

        I would like to see this rule passed and implemented immediately.

        Lastly on this ruling, I would like to see stronger penalties enacted for non compliance and violation of this rule.

        Thank you for your time & consideration in this matter.


        [–]rewtnull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Thanks for the template! I wrote to them but I changed a small part of it to "for those who engage in any illegal or overly riskful forms of short selling/stock borrowing programs", as me personally isn't 100% certain that all forms are illegal.

        [–]Medlok84 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Can us europoors send this in too?

        [–]rewtnull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I did. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? :)

        [–]Greedy-Neighborhood9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        This is not a suggestion ! Its for educational purpose

        [–]rewtnull -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        Great, just one little thing. Is short selling/borrowing really illegal, or, when does short selling/borrowing become illegal?

        [–]bsbddiver 8 points9 points  (4 children)

        Is today a pants or no pants kind of day?

        [–]Campbellwest 4 points5 points  (0 children)


        [–]MSKoala89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Def no pants!

        [–]StYuriOfKhmylev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        According to my calendar this is a no pants day. Further more, the next pants day seems to be November 12.

        [–]campi605 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        No pants!

        [–]Swordhero1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Lookin veeery niceeeee

        [–]rewtnull 8 points9 points  (2 children)


        [–]tomeihilfiger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Sorry for messing with ya earlier bro I was just trying to cheer myself up from issues :( Drunk being stupid. All love rewtnull

        [–]stockmarket101 7 points8 points  (4 children)

        Sleep is over rated

        [–]ShickyMicky 9 points10 points  (3 children)

        Until you have a kid.

        [–]stockmarket101 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Apes we Need Friday to be green 🟢 I am ready to buy more shares today.

        [–]Eattherich1987 16 points17 points  (5 children)

        Are my insomniac apes here?

        [–]Robo-boogie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        african ape checking in

        [–]MSKoala89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No, but euro apes are.

        [–]YouAreAPyrate💩 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        Oh hey, is it pre-market already? How am I gonna stay awake for the whole market day at this point...

        [–]campi605 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Be a finance bro and go skiing.

        [–]YouAreAPyrate💩 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No powder here ;)

        [–]Wellwuddoyaknowsimp 4 mods 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Awake all night watching "Money Heist" series on Netflix. Quite enjoyable. Would recommend. It's now 9am.

        [–]Wienerdawgy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Pre market in 9 mins? Might as well stay awake

        [–]albw2z 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        I’m stoned to the bone 🚀

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)


          [–]YouAreAPyrate💩 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          Because your broker isn't the one producing the shares, they broker an exchange with whoever is selling shares. No way to know of the shares you are buying are naked/borrowed/original and it doesn't matter for your purposes.

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)


            [–]MSKoala89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I'm in the same situation, haven't found any information whether they borrow share or not.

            [–]yaboiedp44555 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I don’t know either brother just buy and hold🦍💪🏻🚀