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[Jerma] No context by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This is how I feel about Markiplier's non-gaming content

I love hearing people talk about the weirdness of his creative projects while I have absolutely no context

Dogs with Jobs by Enecororo in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 236 points237 points  (0 children)

Furries don't care about how the character actually looks like, they only care about how they want the character to look like

See, Death from Puss In Boots, Judy Hopps, and basically all of the even slightly humanoid pokemon

When you’re making a TN for a MU you’ve cooked and the character has no good official art by Saulgoodmas in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the character does have good, official renders, but they're all at like 360p

Could Sonic and company stop Unicron from destroying his world? by immediate-scream in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Oh fuck, not again"

Characters who have been in prison (Not villains) by Dangerous_Baker1086 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monkey D. Luffy

Characters whose "Scales to X" explanations go something like this by merrikuya in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen someone say, “it takes place in Mario’s universe, so by default it already scales to him” as an argument when said character only has potential ISLAND level feats otherwise

They were talking about King K. Rool, weren't they?

stop the Korok hate crimes by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Geneva Convention, more like Geneva Suggestion

r/DeathBattleMatchups Season List Day 69 (Noice): Ben 10! Requested by u/Guy-1234567890! Don't say it. DON'T SAY IT!... TIME, HUH? THANKS FOR THE TIP (I'm sorry). Comment franchises below & the most upvoted will get a season list. Read Rules Before Commenting! by Ordinary_Stress9431 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that's my thumbnail for Paradox VS Manhattan, I feel honored

Well, anyways, how about a Warhammer 40.000 season?

This is my current least favorite matchup. Ask me anything/try to change my mind by Cammyvs in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'd understandable

I don't know much about either Beatrice or White Face, so could you explain what makes the matchup so good for you?

This is my current least favorite matchup. Ask me anything/try to change my mind by Cammyvs in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would you say is your favorite for either of them?

Characters that have had weird or wild things about them retconned out of existence by Inner-Juices in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Early Warhammer 40.000 lore is so different from modern lore that it feels like a completely separate universe. But I think the weirdest is the biker dwarfs, the fact that Chaos didn't really exist, and that Primarchs weren't a thing either. Horus betrayed the Emperor... because, apparently, and he was just an army commander.

Maybe they were born with it, maybe it's problematic favoritism by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 193 points194 points  (0 children)

Chainsaw Man

It always leads back to the same place... by Veeboy in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 1083 points1084 points  (0 children)

I'll never get over how conspiracy theorists simultaneously believe that the government has been able to hide the "truth" from millions of people and have agents in every field of science, and that some random internet person could just discover everything

Like it has to be a hubris thing, right? Do they really think "Everyone is fooled, but me and my fellow intellectuals would easily be able to discover the truth"?

Funny character with a sad origin by Dangerous_Baker1086 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brook (One Piece)

Hi there. Can someone help me with writing connections for this idea i have? (Church of the Broken God (SCP Foundation) vs Adeptus Mechanicus (Warhammer 40k)) by caski16 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-both are machine-worshipping cults

-their members have a tendency to replace parts of their bodies with machines, with the highest echelons being night unrecognizable as human

-their religion revolves around a machine god figure (Mekhane, Machine God and Omnissiah)

-both are incredibly fractured, with multiple factions with different philosophies as to how their God should be worshipped

-both are in a strenuous alliance with the main faction of their verse (The Foundation, The Imperium of Man)

All the ones I could first think of

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Yoshikage Kira VS Tohru Adachi (JoJo's Bizzare Adventure VS Persona) | Devils In Plain Sight (i.imgur.com)

submitted by iamamotherclucker to r/DeathBattleMatchups

Even more DB copper theories by No1ofIntrst in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 231 points232 points  (0 children)

I Hijacked A Plane And Stole Thousands Of Dollars, But Died When I Jumped Out And Now I'm In A Fantasy Land With Only My Money And Parachute

Coming to a Barnes & Noble near you

D&D, the Satanic Panic, and Crushed Expectations by Brianna-Imagination in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 560 points561 points  (0 children)

How do you think the edgy rogue stereotype began?

NaruSasu remixed by rowan_damisch in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I think this is the universe's way of saying to return to violence

Wow this sure sounds familiar. by Kobussy in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 480 points481 points  (0 children)

"And as you know, Roman Imperialism is absolutely justified."

"That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?"

"My source is that I made it the fuck up."

"I hate you" vs. "You're toxic" by rowan_damisch in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 65 points66 points  (0 children)

excess of therapy

Is tumblr going to go through a "therapy is bad actually" phase?

{sm} vending machine by Thestarchypotat in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Frankly, whether it's penis or pennies, it's still absolutely unhinged

Boomstick: It’s com is Wiz, He’ll be back. by AvengerZilla65 in deathbattle

[–]iamamotherclucker 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Since pretty much no DC or Marvel character is written by their creators, technically all modern comics are just officially licensed fanfiction

Characters who have zero in verse L's (Image unrelated) by box-Yam-2935 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]iamamotherclucker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I brought foes to their knees in Phoenicia

Breezed through Gaza to Giza

Had the Balkans, Persia, Syria, Iraq and Pakistan

In my expansion pack

Swifties.jpg by SontaranGaming in CuratedTumblr

[–]iamamotherclucker 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I don't even get what the joke is

Is it that Taylor Swift fans are weird and those images are supposed to be representing of them? Is the reblog saying that those things will visit the OOP? What's the joke?

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