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What gets your ass out of bed faster than anything? by El_CM in AskReddit

[–]El_CM[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That, my dog making a "I'm about to puke" throat hack.

What is the greatest G-rated insult you've ever heard? by Mr_zzzio in AskReddit

[–]El_CM 8408 points8409 points  (0 children)

Your life is more about regret management than goal achievement, isn't it?

What are some “why the f**k do you know that” facts you have? by thepikfan in AskReddit

[–]El_CM 2532 points2533 points  (0 children)

Giraffe vagina is the most human-like, always wondered who got paid to figure that out.

"Smoking causes cancer" was once dismissed as a conspiracy theory. It turned out to be true. What other conspiracy theories turned out to be true? by DieMensch-Maschine in AskReddit

[–]El_CM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the US, tobacco companies spent decades bribing the media, politicians, and scientists to lie about smoking actually being healthy and "recommended by doctors".

Men of Reddit, what is the hardest thing to explain to a woman? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]El_CM 8438 points8439 points  (0 children)

You can pop a boner without being aroused. You can get a boner even when you are nervous.

Men of Reddit, what is the hardest thing to explain to a woman? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]El_CM 26.5k points26.5k points 23& 4 more (0 children)

I don't always want to be the one that initiates sex. It makes me feel like a creep.

Men of Reddit, what is the hardest thing to explain to a woman? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]El_CM 25.3k points25.3k points 3 (0 children)

Why I don't know what the fuck my best friend is up to in life even after hanging out with him all day.

Which villain has your respect? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]El_CM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Darth Vader, just wanted Luke to join him so they could overthrow the Emperor and bring peace to the galaxy.

What do you consider better than sex ? by barry_chats in AskReddit

[–]El_CM 6972 points6973 points  (0 children)

Finally paying off all your debt

What do you consider better than sex ? by barry_chats in AskReddit

[–]El_CM 4466 points4467 points  (0 children)

Going back to sleep after waking up early on a Saturday after realizing you don't have to work