“We never did see our fellow redditor again. The summer went on as normal as possible. People were much more on nerve ever since he vanished. We used to be such a happy gang, us and the fellow redditor. Hanging out in our treehouse. It’s a shame.

Our parents always told us “Kids, if someone ever offers you an EDIT, be cautious.” But did we listen? Sometimes I like to think that fellow redditor was having the best life possible.”